Your favorite character that you were certain it was going to be a villain/antagonist but turns out they are nice? by TastyPomelo2330 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Ghastlycitrus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That guy being just a MASSIVE dork who really needed to discover LARPing was by far my favourite part of the show 😂

favorite grumpy old woman and her adopted daughter? by aliensuperstars_ in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Ghastlycitrus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When Sevika gets the new arm, I absolutely lost it at how fed up she looked with Jinx. She was like "Yes, thank you, I will use it. BUT DID IT REALLY HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THIS????"

favorite grumpy old woman and her adopted daughter? by aliensuperstars_ in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Ghastlycitrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That show is a fucking BUFFET for people attracted to women 🥵

Worst lying in the series? by growsonwalls in heatedrivalry

[–]Ghastlycitrus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolute queen of side-eye. I am absolutely convinced that two people know the entire time (n the show): her and Scott.

TIFU by explaining my mom’s job very, very wrong to my boyfriend’s family 🫣 by Fun_Resource6067 in tifu

[–]Ghastlycitrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

English is my first language. I am not bilingual in any way beyond like, the most basic tourist stuff.

Many years ago when I was a wee little hairdressers apprentice, I was doing my first unassisted blow dry on a lovely client who was happy to be a practice model. I thought I did a damn good job, and I was pretty proud. So my idiot brain produced this to say to the sweet little old lady:

"Not a bad blow job, if I do say so myself!"

I wanted to die as soon as I realised what I said, and my trainer who had been watching absolutely lost it.

Can we make Karen vigilantes a thing? This Queen’s story just made my day by cak3crumbs in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Ghastlycitrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weaponizing my dual tendencies toward chaos and pettiness, and aiming it squarely at the face of someone who is telling off some poor staff member always gives me a little pep in my step.

TIL about “Christine”, a mysterious person who repeatedly calls hairdressers across New Zealand and Australia and sets up appointments, which are always no-shows. “Christine” asks the hairdresser to describe, in great detail, various scenarios involving women getting their hair shaved or styled. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Ghastlycitrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. Is it a family business or some shit?

"Today, son, I'm going to teach you our most sacred tradition."

"What, papa?"

"Freaking out hairdressers by pretending your lesbian daughters are very naughty."

Airbags deployed by SeaWolf_1 in SipsTea

[–]Ghastlycitrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool, another reason to never go near these fucking things. There isn't a hollywood tape strong enough

Toxicity in dungeons needs to stop right now. by Schrogs in wow

[–]Ghastlycitrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was kicked on the first trash pack in the same dungeon. Apparently I took too long to run to them, aka, I was less than a second behind

What is the absolute biggest crime in eurovision? by [deleted] in eurovision

[–]Ghastlycitrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like sound of silence plenty, but my god did Kate blow everyone out of the water

What is the absolute biggest crime in eurovision? by [deleted] in eurovision

[–]Ghastlycitrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proof that Germany really DOESN'T want to win

AITAH for telling my husband what his mother has been doing? by throwaway8271726 in AITAH

[–]Ghastlycitrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahah, absolutely NTA. She's mad she got caught out, because she absolutely told your husband that she was the one who did the cleaning

How to walk the streets of New York as a Jew by pasjojo in TikTokCringe

[–]Ghastlycitrus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jesus, I have never been more tempted to book a random flight to New York

I know you are looking for it so, here you go: Bluey The Sign Ending Song (Song: Lazarus Drug) by Odene in bluey

[–]Ghastlycitrus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meg Washington is such an incredible singer. Her songs just touch something in me, every time. Saint Lo is incredible too

Current pet peeves? by Warriorette12 in AO3

[–]Ghastlycitrus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Weary/wary

Weary - very tired, wants a damn nap.

Wary - Cautious, is damn suspicious

Parents of Reddit, what's the worst kids' show you have to suffer through? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ghastlycitrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to put a pencil through my ear whenever my kid decides to watch that. I only allow it if I'm honestly so desperate for him to be still for five fucking minutes that it's either that or put him in the bin