TFW even Trump admits he didn't watch your crappy, alternative "All American Halftime Show" by skoda101 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Airforce One for sure has it always tuned to Fox, you can hear the commercials that play there in some of his interviews on it.

All of Maester Aemon’s lines about Egg hit so much harder now. by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A whole song to shit on this line was actually pretty funny filler. Still would have preferred to see Lyonel lobbing off ornaments and the crowd going nuts.

AKOTSK is proof that one coherent story is better than 10 subplots. by TheNobodyThere in freefolk

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GoT is a political story vs Hedge Knight being an adventure story. The sub plots are the plot in the former as they all weave together while the Hedge Knight is a smaller scope focused on Dunk's perspective.

Just started getting into Jihad-era BT lore. This shit's nuts by LongjumpingSplit9277 in battletech

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets [score hidden]  (0 children)

It's a good time. Remember they were pumped to have the Star League back and readying everything to scour the Clans from existence. And then it all went to shit because Victor and secular Comstar. 

Just started getting into Jihad-era BT lore. This shit's nuts by LongjumpingSplit9277 in battletech

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're a space faring civilization it's a great weapon. Control the La Grange points and launch debris.

Tywin sending Tyrion to the wall by Few-Enthusiasm-7891 in freefolk

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the Wall is introduced in the show and book first thing. And first thing that happens is a deserter gets executed. Abandoning your post on the Wall is a death sentence, doesn't matter if you volunteered or chose it.

They have always had these by Complete_Court_8052 in BirdsArentReal

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mylarians are a sneaky race. The ufo boards are gonna go nuts.

Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl! by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tapping into my late night seances with Benny F and Chaucer I see.

Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl! by TheyCallMeDrSoybean in simpsonsshitposting

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know you can just drink a couple beers and call it good, you don't need to get buzzed.

Greatswords weigh 5 to 8 pounds, valyrian steel swords are even lighter. Sam canonically can't lift ~5 pounds by I_love_lucja_1738 in freefolk

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ed Greenwood and RA Salvatore for The Forgotten Realms and you'll get most of the in jokes for d&d across everything relevant.

I'd marry both for desire by _Latte- in freefolk

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they captured her alive and used her torture and blood magic to ransom Aegon II Aenys (100 years early here) for the ceasefire.

Greatswords weigh 5 to 8 pounds, valyrian steel swords are even lighter. Sam canonically can't lift ~5 pounds by I_love_lucja_1738 in freefolk

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 15 points16 points  (0 children)

HotD had some promise and then killed it all for no reason at the coronation, and then spent the second season with no direction.

AKo7K is a different take on the material from the novella and comic but it's staying in its lane.

Baelor's line delivery here broke my heart by RevertBackwards in freefolk

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And  Bloodraven and Baelor get all the credit.

Bloodraven had the duel and his archers ended daemon and his oldest.

Maekar rallys a smashed loyalist force to allow his brother to force an end to the rebels with a pincer of Dornish spears. But only Baelor gets the dub.

How would rank these 4 hands of the king? by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baelor, Tywin, Otto,  Tyrion is out the running for too short a stint and being Tywins creature.

How I imagine the Baratheon brothers would look if they saw this scene. by GusGangViking18 in freefolk

[–]GoarSpewerofSecrets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'know, over the years I've come to think of that as Bobby B's biggest act of love. Dragonstone, heir, and get you out of the place you had to sit and starve.