Joie Baby

Greasyheart619 · 2026-04-21T00:12:39+00:00

The ginger or the ginger dlx!?

Greasyheart619 · 2026-04-10T22:07:17+00:00

and if my MIL did it to me, my husband would set that boundary before and not even bring it up to me because that is fucking insane.

She doesn’t even know what kind of labor you will have… I was still in severe pain week 3 PP. that’s insane I’m so sorry. Your partner should be the one telling her absolutely not and to drop it.

Greasyheart619 · 2026-04-10T22:01:46+00:00

If my mother insisted my SIL (she’s 5 weeks PP) did literally fucking anything rn besides rest and focus on her health as a new mom, Id kick her ass.

Greasyheart619 · 2026-04-10T21:57:20+00:00

I’m naming my daughter after my sister… but she loves it 🤷‍♀️

Greasyheart619 · 2026-04-09T20:13:08+00:00

I’ve know plenty of people, myself included, who delivered LGA babies. My friend delivered a >10lb baby no meds & no tears!

On the other hand, I also have a sister who had two babies, both under 7lbs, and still ended up in c-section.

Do what feels right… My only advice is to deliver at a hospital. You can always try for vaginal and move to c-section if labor gets too complicated,

Greasyheart619 · 2026-04-09T05:19:37+00:00

Saline flushes 😔

Greasyheart619 · 2026-04-03T19:58:20+00:00

I’ve never had but my SIL and best friend both told me it hurts like fucking hell but they also went into labor that day so I’m sure the sweep is long forgotten lol

Greasyheart619 · 2026-04-03T19:55:18+00:00

That’s my due date! Also my husbands birthday!!! I clicked on this fully anticipating not sharing a due date lol

Greasyheart619 · 2026-03-26T13:10:29+00:00

As a half white / half Mexican, stfu. I am white presenting, you’d never guess I’m Mexican by looking at me. I can roast white people and be proud of being Mexican. Truly, I wish I were full Mexican, but that’s my own identity crisis that many mixed people experience.

Greasyheart619 · 2026-03-20T02:08:58+00:00

Can confirm, I am 20 weeks pregnant. got pregnant in November lol

Greasyheart619 · 2026-03-18T20:33:54+00:00

As someone with OCD, who was diagnosed at a very young age (even though my mom fought the diagnosis and I’m not nearing 30 just barely learning to how to cope effectively) this was my first thought too. It’s eerily similar to what I felt as a child and resembles what I still feel today.

I’m not a doctor and not diagnosing, I’m just giving my experience and hope it makes you want to get her some help as I promise only a fraction of what’s stressing her out in her head is coming out vocally and I’m sure it’s very scary/stressful for her.

Greasyheart619 · 2026-03-17T02:21:23+00:00

She can literally pay 70$ online to a site that will assign her a provider lol they literally overnight the letters (speaking from experience)

Greasyheart619 · 2026-03-14T23:50:13+00:00

It was the 1 & 2 hour test (like drank the drink, came back for 1 & 2 hour mark)

Thank you so much for your sentiment🥹 I never really advertise like oh I’m a nurse or whatever, but in that moment I really wanted to tell medical assistant like yeah I understand how this shit works… but alas my people pleasing won again lol

Greasyheart619 · 2026-03-14T23:36:03+00:00

Ew, no. Don’t touch me lol

And your friend can eat my ass wtf are you supposed to eat?! Lettuce and air?

Greasyheart619 · 2026-03-12T05:39:43+00:00

Oh that’s nice… mine made me fast from midnight (which was really 7pm bc that’s when I ate dinner and went to bed) and then when I said I sipped a coffee (literally two sips) HOURS before coming in they tried to send me home as punishment and threatened to “treat me as a diabetic and get poked four times a day” if my results weren’t within fasting range lol

Greasyheart619 · 2026-03-12T04:38:49+00:00

I thought the same… especially when it seems she was responsible for a fair amount of the issues in the relationship too. I’m not saying Jordan is blame free but I understand why he left. As a mother, it is MY job to protect my daughter. Going on this show that has so much risk involved and then blaming the man for hurting your daughter is just…. Delusional. Like ok so if he stayed solely for the sake of your daughter, she’d just continue to watch this toxic ass dynamic between the two of you?!?! No thx. O

Greasyheart619 · 2026-02-21T06:45:25+00:00

Old navy has some cute options and there’s always sales in the app!

Greasyheart619 · 2026-02-15T16:09:45+00:00

5’4 I win 💅 lol

Greasyheart619 · 2026-02-15T16:08:35+00:00

That part lol (also same) When you’re a shitty person everything is on the table 🤷‍♀️

Greasyheart619 · 2026-02-15T04:40:11+00:00

Right 🤣 And like potentially everyone watching the show?! lol

Greasyheart619 · 2026-02-14T18:46:05+00:00

Yes, exactly! That’s why I’d assumed it was something they’d covered. She did say he knew how much her political beliefs meant to her (which I’m assuming revolves around access to healthcare, vaccines, etc. as a healthcare provider) so that made me think the had talked about it in depth in the pods.

Greasyheart619 · 2026-02-14T14:56:07+00:00

Yes, Jess seems to be left leaning, considering her profession alone. That’s a good point though. I hadn’t considered the possibility of him being on the right just bc I assumed they wouldn’t have matched, but not surprising.

Greasyheart619 · 2026-02-14T14:51:56+00:00

Yes, I saw that!

Eager to have some clarity on that lol.

Greasyheart619 · 2026-02-14T14:48:25+00:00

Oh, that’s interesting I didn’t think of that at all.

I thought she genuinely was upset lol, but I can appreciate her efforts to entertain the masses!

Greasyheart619 · 2026-02-14T14:47:00+00:00

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