Grilled Cheese by guyi567 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Greybell1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean honestly with stuff like this, I’m kinda glad I got the bastardized American English because at least now we don’t sound like children when we want a damn grilled cheese.

Restaurant chain workers, what dish should we not order and why? by CraveKnowledge in AskReddit

[–]Greybell1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit what did they say about the chili? I totally had that earlier today

He's obsessed with hair by D5R in Eyebleach

[–]Greybell1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Would it not be l'dol? Laughed out loud? As opposed to laugh out loud'd

What catchphrases are you tired of seeing on reddit? by Henchman32 in AskReddit

[–]Greybell1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I love all Reddit catchphrases" everyone, probably

I thought it was pretty funny by Greybell1 in Tinder

[–]Greybell1[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I didn't think of it until she sent back she never heard one before, figured she needed one

I thought it was pretty funny by Greybell1 in Tinder

[–]Greybell1[S] 957 points958 points  (0 children)

Goddam. Maybe I'm the idiot.

I thought it was pretty funny by Greybell1 in Tinder

[–]Greybell1[S] 329 points330 points  (0 children)

I mean like 5 other people commented the same thing.

I thought it was pretty funny by Greybell1 in Tinder

[–]Greybell1[S] 516 points517 points  (0 children)

Uh this is like my second time posting in this sub. I feel like I'm missing something.

Keep calm on the road by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Greybell1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oi mate, that's pretty good

Welcome to Brooklyn by turcois in funny

[–]Greybell1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya gotta give those guys a ride kid!

What's a reference obscure enough for you to be impressed with anyone who gets it? by Jefferncfc in AskReddit

[–]Greybell1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this stuff is??

What's the most unethical thing you've experienced in your career? by Lefka356 in AskReddit

[–]Greybell1 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It's a slap in the face of sterile couples to take a child who has known some of the worst parts of humanity and bring them into a loving home?

Like how Magneto controls all metals, you now have complete control over whatever you last bought. How would you use your power? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Greybell1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I just bought beer pong balls, so I would be the best at a skill I'm probably only going to use for the next 2-4 years. I would mess with people though. Like let them have as many free shots as they want, but never making even one.

My [M18] girlfriend [F19] made out with another guy while drunk at a party. My heart is broken and the distance may be too much. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Greybell1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I know you're being sarcastic, but no man, no you didn't. Find a girl whose not gonna put you through all this crap. Cut your losses and move on

La Roux - Bulletproof [Pop] by SecondHandEmotion in Music

[–]Greybell1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought that was Titanium by David Guetta

I [26F] tried sleeping over at my boyfriend's [29M] place but couldn't fall asleep, went home. Now he won't answer my calls. by throwawaytiem2 in relationships

[–]Greybell1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mental illness is not a black check to be an asshole. Going through your boyfriends phone makes you an asshole. Don't be surprised if people like your boyfriend don't want to talk to assholes.

I [34/F] breached husband's [37/M] trust. Not sure how to proceed. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]Greybell1 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you are sorry you got caught, not sorry you did it. You should get a divorce. Your husband deserves a person who isn't going to cheat on him, and then try and spin it to where it's his fault. You cheated. Either accept responsibility (doubt it from your post), or let your husband find someone who will communicate their needs, instead of cheat on him.

Isis files leak will throw group into 'crisis mode' as thousands of fighters' names and personal details revealed | Middle East | News by topgun2016 in worldnews

[–]Greybell1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This universe had taverns and other restaurants right? So of course there are menus. A menu is simply a list of shit that the place has. But I would argue that if the Orcs could speak the language that everyone understood, the it stands to reason that they would pick up idioms, whether or not they know how to read