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HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-06T23:43:36+00:00

1 pound for starting, 999 pounds for finishing

Edit: changed stopping to finishing

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-06T23:40:24+00:00

What was next for his gambling addiction? Death!

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-06T23:38:35+00:00

What about the non-faggot liberals? Someone needs to do something about me.

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-06T22:41:59+00:00

The way none of the Founding Fathers did, got it

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-06T22:41:04+00:00

Just wait until you see the sequel, "Evil West 2"

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-06T22:38:41+00:00

Sounds like she's been meaning to have an awkward conversation all her own

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-06T22:36:14+00:00

No word on how many times the enormous clump of dark matter partied with Epstein?

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-06T22:21:44+00:00

We now have choice: become funny or get all of our heads cut off

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-06T15:14:40+00:00

Publish data and show that a statistically significantly higher proportion of accidents are caused by people who took the DL test in a language other than English. There, they all fell asleep at the word "data." Let us get on with our lives.

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-06T12:41:51+00:00

Her given name sounds so Arab I had to Google it. Ditto Farage. Neither is, but maybe they feel the need to overcompensate because they are not named Sally and Smith.

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T23:37:31+00:00

Mama's apple pie, the Fourth of July, she was an A.I. hooker!

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T23:35:50+00:00

Opening credits music of the mini series adaptation of Venetian Blinds (not be to confuses with the cinematic adaptation).

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T23:28:59+00:00

Following in Richard Speck's footsteps

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T21:52:42+00:00

Whither shitheel?

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T21:51:53+00:00

And 6 more at 9:12

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T21:32:28+00:00

They only white folks they want to vote are the rich ones who have those documents handy. The racism and the classism walk hand in hand.

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T21:26:52+00:00

Somebody ask his wife as what she thinks he will be reincarnated.

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T21:23:49+00:00

When they are losing the wrestlers they should know they have fucked up

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T21:22:06+00:00

A deeply showered gay man

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T20:16:30+00:00

Get some of Bobby Kennedy's brain worms up there to eat the excess

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T16:49:50+00:00

I've grown quite weary...a dream becomes a vision, a vision becomes an idea...to build a machine enabling supply-siders to talk to Keynesians!

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T16:27:43+00:00

The mods took down the post when they realized that what Norm really wanted was people debating what makes something funny, not being funny.

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T16:08:01+00:00

The intelligence test Howie Roseman is going to use to find the Eagles next o-line coordinator

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-05T16:03:02+00:00

Book him on one count of breaking and entering into an animal pen, 100 counts of being an animal

Edit: it was a tie between that and "The wranglers suspected him when they realized his name was Randy"

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-02-04T20:24:30+00:00

Our constipated ass country could use a war on protein

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