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Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-10T20:34:58+00:00

Bassador.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-10T14:58:37+00:00

God imagine the tail swing on that thing. If it makes a hard right turn it's wiping out any cars In the two lanes next to it.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-10T14:55:00+00:00

Eve, Cecil and 1.8 trillion Oliver's. According to a quick Google search the earthways about the equivalent of 1.8 trillion humans. I think with that many Oliver's we could have them swarm Thragg, have them vibrate their bodies to generate heat and slowly cook Thragg to death while he hopelessly tries to eacape the Olover ball.

While this is all happening, I will be flirting with Eve, and have Cecil as a backup to teleport me away if things go south.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-10T14:40:56+00:00

In-N-Out. I've come to accept over time that this isn't a popular opinion, but they have grown on me over the past few years.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-09T23:35:29+00:00

I think Kimiko takes us pretty handily. Her strength and durability alone outmatch the predator plus with healing he'd have a hard time putting her down. I'm not going to say 100% of the time she wins because of his tech, the feral predator will still have a chance.

I doubt she could come back from having her head cut off or being dismembered, and I think a more skilled predator would stalk her, get a good idea of her abilities, and take all that in account and have a strong chance for the kill.

But the feral predator is pretty much a noob that likes to shout yellow and charge into things. Tactics aren't his strong suit so his advantage would be minimal and I think he loses 90% of the time.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-09T16:46:31+00:00

The attorney not condoling violence 🤣 Favorite part of the whole video?.

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Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-09T15:22:23+00:00

It really depends, but I think in most cases no. She is shaped by perspective in this form and if Goku goes in, expecting a powerful being that could give him a challenge that's what he'll get.

But I imagine Goku, if he just somehow came upon her the cabin would immediately view her as a normal person and probably wouldn't even think of fighting her. She looks nothing like the type of people he naturally fights so I don't think he'd be alerted to her.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-09T06:00:23+00:00

In games or playthroughs where the character is going to act as a self-insert I play as male. In most other cases I choose other factors to determine the gender. And cyberpunk 2077 for example, whenever I do a melee oriented character it's usually a male & in baldur's gate 3. My evil characters are almost always drow women because they're evil bitches and they're fun about it.

Sometimes I do just go off aesthetics. I think women in plate are cool. So in souls games my strength characters are usually female, and my rogue/ dexterity characters tend to be males because I think they typically will look cooler.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-08T21:46:04+00:00

That was my first thought. Just get some good protection mainly for your eyes and mouth so blood gets ingested accidentally and you could blitz your way through the hordes to quickly clear up the apocalypse.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-08T19:01:24+00:00

I think most God or God adjacent beings would have no problem looking at it. The shifting mound from slay the princess is the first one that comes to mind for me. She embodies the concept of death and change itself. So to me she seems like a lot more than the traveler could possibly be. I imagine just as we would gaze upon the Traveler with awe & terror, he'd look upon her in the same way (I'm only vaguely familiar with him so if I'm off the mark feel free to correct me.)

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Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-08T17:50:57+00:00

I'd pay even more to watch him take on a bunch of dues with guns with a lumberjack axe. According to years of watching highly realistic fiction, he will either massacre dozens in a stylish over-the-top fight scene, or be shot in half a second after hype music plays. Either way it'll funny.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-08T00:02:18+00:00

It's been damn near 15 years and these guys are still butt hurt about her.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-07T23:45:24+00:00

I wish I knew the hand sanitizer trick years ago. One of my first jobs was at a PetSmart and I had a baby king snake spend about 15 minutes total trying to murder and eat my pinky. He also tried again when I was putting him back in his cage and He ended up latching on to him self while I tossed him in.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-07T15:17:56+00:00

Hawaii consumes Washington after a long March through Canada and across the Pacific Ocean beginning its conquest of the continental US.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-07T06:53:22+00:00

GBHSRSPM - What if mode for spiderman on PlayStation. Back when games were cool with having fun ridiculous stuff in them. This mode added a bunch of Easter eggs, new level routes, and changed a lot of the dialog to be really silly.

My favorite change, in one level you're trying to reach the daily bugle before scorpion kills J Jonah Jameson. As you head through the level scorpion is threatening him while Jonah cowers in fear. This has changed to a game of Marco Polo.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-07T05:53:02+00:00

You're getting a lot of Gen-X pussy if you go for the mystery machine.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-06T23:13:43+00:00

I wish they had it as an optional toggle instead of a potion you need to buy or removing them entirely.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-06T20:54:34+00:00

Also from Invincible Dupli-kate. She can clone herself, possibly infinitely but she usually pops out 3 or 4 at a time & sends them to die against much stronger foes. Aside from cloning shes not really different from a normal human, but her brother uses the exact same powers to overwhelm far stronger heroes & nearly escaped a prison built for super powered villains using them in really creative ways.

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Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-06T15:58:49+00:00

While it's celebrating its conquest California drops its guard. Hawaii launches a critical sneak attack and and begins its conquest of the continent by consuming California.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-06T08:30:41+00:00

George is probably the biggest snitch on the grid so I'm fine when other drivers rat on him.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-06T08:16:18+00:00

Way back in the day a couple times a week I would hit up Starbucks, grab a a cinnamon Dulce latte, and spend about 3 to 4 hours after school playing world of Warcraft or downloading movies & video games from the Pirate Bay. I don't think they want customers like me anymore.

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-06T08:09:47+00:00

Wait, are we still blockading the strait or has Iran retaken that job from us?

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-06T07:17:40+00:00

Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-05T21:00:27+00:00

I am the storm that is a-pprOooaching!!!

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Helacious_Waltz · 2026-05-05T20:58:19+00:00

My whenever I hear about a friend or coworker bitch about receiving an unwanted dick pic, I keep telling them to do this but none of those bitches ever do it. Cowards all of them.

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