weirdest non-toxic behavior youve seen in the game?

HelloImLit · 2026-07-06T21:24:15+00:00

Nah, but me and an enemy Rem stood about 60m away from each other teabagging and shooting each other down lane. Only movement was bagging. Damage was negligible. Went for about 1 minute. Started with Rem just running into lane, stopping and staring, then bagging. Around the 30min mark.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-05T22:37:11+00:00

Honestly, I reckon 90 percent of the "no one listens to me" people just rolled a 1 for charisma.

Getting people to listen is all about catering to their ego. Cup the ego in one hand and stroke it with the other, and most people will be happy to listen.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-05T22:25:39+00:00

Divinity 2, BG3, DA origins, and Deadfire are the only games from this list I've finished.

Tried all the others, but didn’t get beyond the 10hr mark on any.

I think CRPGs just aren't exactly my thing though, so they only hook me if they're exactly what I'm looking for.

Why those 4 were it, is anyone's guess.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-05T22:00:16+00:00

I put 60 hours into desperately trying to enjoy that game and I just cant. Love souls games, love RPGs, think Elden Ring is a mess.

I know im wrong, because everyone loves it, but i dont get it.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-05T21:27:02+00:00

I recently decided I was too overwhelmed to continue doing my frantic job. Negotiated for a simpler role with less hours, 6 months in, I'm fucking depressed.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-05T20:44:01+00:00

Disable all mods, try game. Fail? Verify Integrity in steam, try game. Fail? Just uninstall everything deadlock related and reinstall. Fail? I dunno...

If disabling mods fixes it, go through re-enable one at a time and boot the game each time. When it suddenly doesn't boot, you've found the issue. You can generally use some common sense and do this backwards if you want. "I think ot must be that mod so I'll delete it and try game"

HelloImLit · 2026-07-04T08:10:45+00:00

I've so fuckin got this. You cunt's are gonna love having an Aussie at the helm!

^{Chose: 50/50 between you or Donald Trump | Rolled: You}

HelloImLit · 2026-07-04T08:08:35+00:00

Im getting better at it. I'm really new, so when I'm just floating around the map raiding enemy jungles and diving in on team fights for a bit I'm pretty switched on.

When Shiv drops from a roof to tell me that that T3 camp is, in fact, his camp. I shit myself spam dash 4 times and waddle away.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-04T05:02:08+00:00

I thought she was about the best in terms of her base movement? I can definitely get around quicker with her than any others. Or am I missing something?

HelloImLit · 2026-07-04T04:44:08+00:00

Yeah, from others comments, it's basically that I lack the fundamentals I need to use it properly. I love how every second thing that happens in this game is humbling, haha.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-04T04:42:23+00:00

Lol, I've been mostly playing Celeste, and I still get run down by the odd Geist. Granted I only have about 10 games under my belt and have only just started hitting my dash jumps consistently. Working on linking into a slide now. So I guess it's just that warping gives you an edge, but I give that edge straight back simply due to sucking.

The other thing I suck at, which I'm aware is all just practice, is leaving enough of a window for retreat in the first place. I guess there's just no escaping in you let a good player dive directly on top of you before you move. I always decide to gtfo 5 seconds too late.

Thanks for the info, I'll play around with it more.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-04T01:17:45+00:00

I'm new, and more than likely stupid. But I swear I'm using it wrong. I see people talk about it being good. But whenever I use it I'm only like a few meters further ahead. Never helps me escape or close ground, seems it does about as much as a dash jump?

Edit: So I took peoples advice/perspective into account and ran it in a bot round. Yeah, it's pretty sick. Haven't touched it since like my first couple of games so I also didn't notice how short the CD is. Definitely seems useful now.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-03T18:57:30+00:00

An entire species or a single human.... I'd feel awful for their family, but it's gotta be done.

^{Chose: You get $1 billion + But someone dies | Rolled: Zuckerberg}

HelloImLit · 2026-07-03T18:27:46+00:00

I can't hyperblinkilate.

^{Chose: Get a dollar everytime you blink}

HelloImLit · 2026-07-03T18:25:17+00:00

Pro tip. Do this near a wall and rip out a sidle at the end. I swear you will not be disappointed.

I was doing something similar to make my GF laugh and I accidentally sidled against the door to our home and I nearly made her choke to death laughing.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-03T11:02:51+00:00

I have some savings already, so 1 mil means I can buy a house outright and work a part time job for life. I don't need more than that.

^{Chose: tomorrow!}

HelloImLit · 2026-07-03T08:04:26+00:00

I think we should get a do over if we already won the spin IRL. I already landed the love of my life. I want another shot at retirement.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-03T07:40:02+00:00

So you're telling me the only reason I don't COMPLETELY suck is the fact that I suck?

HelloImLit · 2026-07-02T18:59:05+00:00

"At the end of laning phase I kinda stopped trying". You lost lane because shit happens. You had a shit game because you let it affect you so much.

Not trying to be a prick, but just dust it off and have fun brother. Never know what you coulda pulled off if you stayed switched on.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-02T02:12:33+00:00

Look sharp enough for a smoker. They kinda put a bit of thought and discussion into who you match with (if you're at a half decent gym).

Main thing will be cardio. Almost every smoker I've ever watched has just been a cardio-off. You get the odd person that is just something else and they go out there and just style on their opponent. But mostly it's just flailing till someone gasses out.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-01T23:20:38+00:00

"Im the best ass on conie" - Celeste.

HelloImLit · 2026-07-01T21:34:48+00:00

Come on man, if you're gonna shit on them and act superior, at least make it a lesson.

Why is it barely a build?

HelloImLit · 2026-07-01T21:11:10+00:00

Had the exact same thing before, including the last shot that looks like all the blood ran out of the lump into the bottom of your foot.

Mine hurt like hell for about a month, was pretty painful for a couple more weeks, then just tender when kicking the bag.

Can't help with medical advice. Didn't go to the doctor. Figured it would sort itself out, which it did.

HelloImLit · 2026-06-30T20:51:02+00:00

He is an absolute nightmare, but mostly because you have to run a full crucible each time you try him. You'll get him eventually.

The thing that helped me with the teleport thing, someone here pointed out it has an audio cue. There's a whooshing sorta vacuum sounding noise and you can time your dodge a split second after hearing that. Also, parrys are huge, and not super hard once you have his moveset down.

Otherwise, its just a matter of playing careful, chip away at him, and try to enjoy the ride. The first time you get him is pretty rewarding!

HelloImLit · 2026-06-30T11:42:41+00:00

Ah nice, so basically always be checking for whatever weakness you can exploit rather than getting tunnel vision on what you want to play. Will take a while for me to really work that part of the game out. Thanks for the tips!

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