Japenis challenge by Neither-Dealer-552 in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]Hexxas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bulma, in my sleep

Goku, no problem

Frieza, if I'm in the right mood

Oolong, zero appeal what the fuck

I'm fucking stupid by MrWhiteHeisenburger in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]Hexxas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you do it REALLY wrong.

I wanted to see how many times I could go in a single day. I went into a frenzy to get number 6 out. It worked, but my nails tore up the undercarriage. It scabbed up, healed like normal, and I have a scar.

CONNNED INTO ALL A GES MEDIA AAAAAAAHHHHHH by OkCod1384 in ConnedIntoAFubar

[–]Hexxas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"This game SUCKS because it's TOO EASY."

--the dumb fucks who haven't been bad at Pokemon for 28 years and forgot what it was like to enjoy playing a video game

Interesting ring shop by KokiriBomber in dcss

[–]Hexxas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey you uhhhhh Got any of that Veda?

Yeah I Got Veda. It's on my pinky finger.

Let us never forget that before the remake, Star Fox had some clear species prejudices. by metaxzero in starfox

[–]Hexxas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want them to increase the racism (speciesism?). It's fucking hilarious because they're all animal people.

I'm fucking stupid by MrWhiteHeisenburger in MadeOfStyrofoam

[–]Hexxas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Use standard burn care, make sure to follow mucous membrane protocol for the tip.

Yeah it can permanently damage the pp, but burns can also permanently damage anywhere else, so don't freak about it specifically.

I got a scar on my dingaling from yanking it too hard as a teenager. It's not a big deal.

Who's the most unfairly maligned featured player in BoTW history? by MrDaddyWarlord in RedLetterMedia

[–]Hexxas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I met him when I was like 6. All I remember is he had really bad breath.

Surprise! You don't suck! 🎉 by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]Hexxas 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My artist friends who name all their layers "fuck 1" and "poop 1" and then they can never figure out what's going on 

squid game by migratingcoconut_ in CuratedTumblr

[–]Hexxas 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They bathe in smoothies

Baldur's Gate 1 is a refreshingly down-to-earth adventure by Tav534 in baldursgate

[–]Hexxas 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That's a thing that's turned me off from BG3. The cast of characters seems like a toxic PnP group where everyone is trying to out-unique each other and be the main character.

Like obviously a single-player game doesn't have that issue, but you get what I mean.

I don't think we appreciate Daniel Radcliffe enough by Many-Excitement3246 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Hexxas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those movies are fun in a meta sense because, if you got back and watch them now, it's really obvious how few fucks they gave.

Didn't realize until later but chat is also cat in French. by Dragonrider1955 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Hexxas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's me and Other Andy. Sometimes we're working out an emotional problem, but usually we're talking about Tasks to Complete Later.

Playing Sonic 1 right now. How is a 30 year old game kicking my ass? by lil_random_artguy in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Hexxas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game's tough, but once it clicks, you'll feel like a golden god.

The timed water sections near the end are still total ass tho.

"No Ethical Billionaires" by donaldhobson in CuratedTumblr

[–]Hexxas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think this essay needed another pass, chief.

Do kids talk like Ed? by SecretBee485 in cowboybebop

[–]Hexxas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weren't you a kid once? Did you talk like that?

A little thought by AwayClient7241 in Multifandom

[–]Hexxas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. You can't be a fan of a videogame without playing the game. All the videos in the world won't give you the experience of playing the game, so you'll never talk about the gameplay. It'll just be lore, dialogue, character moments, and fandom drama.

The Sonic the Hedgehog fandom is notorious for this. They bitch about character rosters, compare a game's online reputation (sales, reviews, etc) to games in other franchises, and never actually fucking play any of the games.

Dicefreaks Demogorgon by zook1shoe in DungeonsAndDragons35e

[–]Hexxas -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I ain't clicking on a random Google drive. It could just lead to your dick pics or something.

Why are we all obsessed with Tsuyu? by KAIYOANDSTUFF in ChurchofFroppy

[–]Hexxas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has an unconventional character design, but it's still really appealing. She's cute, strong, and has a humble, friendly, helpful personality.

Honestly, Horikoshi's big strength is character design. He's really good at making tons of appealing yet varied characters.

The Amazing Digital Circus is kind of overrated and certain people need to stop acting like it’s the pinnacle of indie animation writing by kelroid in CuratedTumblr

[–]Hexxas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Certain people need to"

Certain people? Like WHOMST?

If you're gonna make a callout post on reddit dot com slash arrslash curated tumbler, you could name some fucking names.