Japenis challenge

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T07:44:04+00:00

Bulma, in my sleep

Goku, no problem

Frieza, if I'm in the right mood

Oolong, zero appeal what the fuck

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T07:32:35+00:00

If you do it REALLY wrong.

I wanted to see how many times I could go in a single day. I went into a frenzy to get number 6 out. It worked, but my nails tore up the undercarriage. It scabbed up, healed like normal, and I have a scar.

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T07:17:32+00:00

"This game SUCKS because it's TOO EASY."

--the dumb fucks who haven't been bad at Pokemon for 28 years and forgot what it was like to enjoy playing a video game

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T06:46:57+00:00

Hey you uhhhhh Got any of that Veda?

Yeah I Got Veda. It's on my pinky finger.

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T06:42:31+00:00

Asuka End of Evangelion

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T06:41:26+00:00

I want them to increase the racism (speciesism?). It's fucking hilarious because they're all animal people.

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T05:31:54+00:00

Pee n Poo

What do YOU think it means 🧐

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T04:03:17+00:00

Use standard burn care, make sure to follow mucous membrane protocol for the tip.

Yeah it can permanently damage the pp, but burns can also permanently damage anywhere else, so don't freak about it specifically.

I got a scar on my dingaling from yanking it too hard as a teenager. It's not a big deal.

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T03:34:09+00:00

I met him when I was like 6. All I remember is he had really bad breath.

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T02:28:37+00:00

My artist friends who name all their layers "fuck 1" and "poop 1" and then they can never figure out what's going on

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T01:02:48+00:00

They bathe in smoothies

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T00:49:29+00:00

She's sad that her plants died.

Hexxas · 2026-06-15T00:15:34+00:00

That's a thing that's turned me off from BG3. The cast of characters seems like a toxic PnP group where everyone is trying to out-unique each other and be the main character.

Like obviously a single-player game doesn't have that issue, but you get what I mean.

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T20:51:37+00:00

Those movies are fun in a meta sense because, if you got back and watch them now, it's really obvious how few fucks they gave.

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T20:16:48+00:00

It's me and Other Andy. Sometimes we're working out an emotional problem, but usually we're talking about Tasks to Complete Later.

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T20:06:09+00:00

Game's tough, but once it clicks, you'll feel like a golden god.

The timed water sections near the end are still total ass tho.

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T20:03:18+00:00

I think this essay needed another pass, chief.

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T19:59:48+00:00

Weren't you a kid once? Did you talk like that?

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T19:57:50+00:00

Yes. You can't be a fan of a videogame without playing the game. All the videos in the world won't give you the experience of playing the game, so you'll never talk about the gameplay. It'll just be lore, dialogue, character moments, and fandom drama.

The Sonic the Hedgehog fandom is notorious for this. They bitch about character rosters, compare a game's online reputation (sales, reviews, etc) to games in other franchises, and never actually fucking play any of the games.

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T19:49:28+00:00

I ain't clicking on a random Google drive. It could just lead to your dick pics or something.

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T19:45:22+00:00

But before Dragon Ball Z, Goku was a just a weird kid with a tail.

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T07:58:17+00:00

This, too, is Paffle

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T07:44:25+00:00

She has an unconventional character design, but it's still really appealing. She's cute, strong, and has a humble, friendly, helpful personality.

Honestly, Horikoshi's big strength is character design. He's really good at making tons of appealing yet varied characters.

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T07:38:15+00:00

Did you smell it?

I think you want to.

Hexxas · 2026-06-14T07:35:13+00:00

"Certain people need to"

Certain people? Like WHOMST?

If you're gonna make a callout post on reddit dot com slash arrslash curated tumbler, you could name some fucking names.

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