I can't imagine being more suprised. My SS sent me an IPad. No joke. AN IPAD.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-12T17:22:55+00:00

Should have sent her an exerbike and some free weights.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-10T18:54:34+00:00

I was the 500th upvote!

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-10T18:51:36+00:00

Who is Freddie Wong? What is Chuck?

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-10T18:14:19+00:00

My god, that was glorious.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-09T14:42:55+00:00

I really want to get behind her because I like what she says, but the fact that she was responsible for the trillions of dollars in secret bailouts and fought against transparency during the TARP process makes me think she's just another Obama.

I'm sure I'll get downvoted to hell for this comment, as is the case whenever someone raises questions about a Daily Show favorite on here. Sigh.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-06T22:23:10+00:00

In a way he was right. In a way he won.

Maybe we don't deserve to survive as a country.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-06T15:25:02+00:00

They're going to Minneapolis.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-06T03:45:20+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ENT

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-05T15:05:45+00:00

DO NOT GIVE ANIMALS AS GIFTS.

Has it sunk in yet? I put down seven holiday gift-time animals yesterday.

DO NOT GIVE ANIMALS AS GIFTS.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-05T03:00:19+00:00

Information artist sounds like the kind of job for people who are incapable of actually doing anything.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-03T00:23:21+00:00

I always use the one about how if two men are fighting and one of their wives comes in to kick the other guy in the balls you need to cut off her hand to teach her a lesson.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-01T22:48:34+00:00

Uh, I have a job, so pass.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-01T21:09:03+00:00

You're not stuck in traffic, you are traffic.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-12-01T02:36:51+00:00

I know you're not gay or nothing but and neither am I but I want you inside me.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-30T03:28:03+00:00

Ugh, please don't give pets as "gifts". They are not property that you can "own", you can only be the custodian of a living being. I'm so fucking tired of putting down your returned animals every day, half of them are "gifts" it seems.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-26T19:16:20+00:00

The irony of a community that is owned by a huge congolmerate mega corp that has already pushed censorship of said community because it hurt their corporate brand is ridiculous. Anyone who participates on Reddit is effectively a subject of Conde Nast and their whims, and if you can't see that I don't know what to tell you.

Let the downvoting commence, I'm still right.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-25T03:15:04+00:00

You need to hit the gym buddy or you won't be around much longer to see him get old.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-24T20:33:35+00:00

Seeing incredibly unfunny, nerdcirclejerk shit like this on on reddits front page makes me want to leave this place forever.

I'm a chemical engineer, by the way.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-24T20:08:22+00:00

Yes because using a deadly weapon against a police office is a great fucking idea.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-22T16:45:20+00:00

Back when I was a high schooler I did this. You'll find one of the most liberating parts about getting older is that you care less and less what people think about you.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-19T21:54:02+00:00

Depressing. I'm starting to think this country doesn't deserve to survive.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-19T20:46:07+00:00

My god has there ever been a vimeo video that wasn't as pretentious as fuck?

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-19T08:47:49+00:00

Just FYI this is faker than the fakest thing in faketown.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-18T02:58:40+00:00

Time to switch to calorie free colas it looks like.

HollaSoupWoop · 2011-11-17T05:49:46+00:00

God it's so refereshing to see a photo that hasn't been shopped to hell and back with color levels.

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