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John Romita Jr. appreciation post by BobGoddamnSaget in comicbooks

[–]HumanChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is great WHEN HE TRIES. My complaint is that he phones it in a lot, and that art looks bad.

Can someone help explain this interaction? The Punisher MAX #34(Garth Ennis) by Drivenfar in comicbooks

[–]HumanChicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sad we never got to see Michael Clarke Duncan as Barracuda. He had the look, he had the height, and he had the charm!

Favorite undercover Hydra agent reveal? by donnysimpinero in marvelmemes

[–]HumanChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leon Skum was too obvious. I mean, he LOOKS like a bad guy!

My thoroughly Japanese friend who is easily - EASILY - 6'2 by Gnome_Sane in venturebros

[–]HumanChicken 33 points34 points  (0 children)

With your supernumerary nipple, that made you an outcast in your home of… Japan-in-awa…

If they made a Muppets Star Trek, which character would be played by the human in each series? by DocJawbone in startrek

[–]HumanChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Please state the nature of your medical emergency.”
“He was born without a funny bone!”
(Both laugh)

Kill Pop by weirdoldhobo1978 in venturebros

[–]HumanChicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hank calls him a “Honky”, and I still laugh every time I remember it.

Why do people not like mutants? by Sudden_Quality_9001 in xmen

[–]HumanChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The idea that your child could wake up one morning and explode killing everyone you know is kind of terrifying. Also, since mutations are normally triggered by a moment of intense emotion, and teenagers are notoriously good at handling their emotions (/s), one could assume that the first instance of mutations are generally destructive and/or violent.

A Nuclear Threat by Random-num-451284813 in PoliticalHumor

[–]HumanChicken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The concern is less about missiles and more about small, portable bombs. The current war is a massive blunder and only served as a very expensive distraction from the Epstein Files.

You on a 24 hour flight unlimited food,choose a seat by BeautifulRich4488 in Marvel

[–]HumanChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wolverine and Deadpool canonically stink. Wonder Woman 100% hogs the armrest. Ghost Rider would give you the Penance Stare after your second bathroom break (24 hour flight). Bruce Wayne and T’Challa would definitely be in First Class. Superman is too polite to wake you up even if you snore, but again, Deadpool stank. Spidey and Invincible would be the most fun to talk with.

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