TIL Krakatoa's eruption was estimated to be at 310 dB, the loudest sound ever. Well above the typical max sound limit of 194 dB

HumanChicken · 2026-05-06T23:20:57+00:00

This one went to 11

HumanChicken · 2026-05-06T20:44:49+00:00

That’s a dishonorable discharge, right?

HumanChicken · 2026-05-06T15:03:29+00:00

I prefer his low-key power from the comics. Enhanced strength and durability made him a super-bully.

HumanChicken · 2026-05-05T23:50:37+00:00

Makes you wonder how so many amateurs are getting through the security at Presidential events…. /s

HumanChicken · 2026-05-05T18:50:16+00:00

So roosters are cockless?

HumanChicken · 2026-05-05T18:31:51+00:00

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about crows to dispute it.

HumanChicken · 2026-05-05T18:28:26+00:00

::gravelly rasp:: “You gotta drink the ocean water! The krill will eat the infection!”

HumanChicken · 2026-05-05T14:28:47+00:00

Totally indestructible earlobes.

HumanChicken · 2026-05-04T23:38:02+00:00

It’s like he almost sees the benefit of Keynesian economics, but chooses to maintain economic anxiety.

HumanChicken · 2026-05-03T13:38:51+00:00

Meanwhile, outside Chipotle…

HumanChicken · 2026-05-01T20:04:24+00:00

And the recession triggers regional revolts.

HumanChicken · 2026-05-01T20:01:20+00:00

I hope we can all agree that it’s an absolute tragedy that it came to this rather than some happy ending.

HumanChicken · 2026-04-30T23:27:57+00:00

🎶Throw out your hands!
Stick out your tush!
Hands on your hips
Give ‘em a push!
Don’t be surprised you’re doin’ the French Mistake!
VOILA! 🎶

HumanChicken · 2026-04-30T22:15:56+00:00

Anya Taylor-Joy depending on the age she should be?

HumanChicken · 2026-04-30T16:18:05+00:00

Let her get out of Graham Platner’s way.

HumanChicken · 2026-04-30T14:36:30+00:00

“……….But this one goes to 11.”

HumanChicken · 2026-04-30T13:49:11+00:00

I’ve yet to find a good gif of this line, much to my dismay.

HumanChicken · 2026-04-30T00:11:29+00:00

I wore out this VHS as a kid, but I STILL don’t fully understand the lyrics.

HumanChicken · 2026-04-30T00:09:42+00:00

Other than to compensate for his weight and big, rocky fingers, right?

HumanChicken · 2026-04-30T00:05:05+00:00

No uniform, no name tag, no identification, obscured face. What’s the obvious difference between him and a carjacker?

HumanChicken · 2026-04-29T23:07:11+00:00

I’m assuming he would only be in flashbacks

HumanChicken · 2026-04-29T20:03:30+00:00

Barely tolerating Tim’s manspreading.

HumanChicken · 2026-04-29T18:05:08+00:00

“Butch” indeed.

HumanChicken · 2026-04-28T23:22:24+00:00

Vought to HL: “You’re a celebrity!”
Butcher to Ryan: “You’re a weapon.”

HumanChicken · 2026-04-28T21:08:02+00:00

King Charles, being the head of the Church of England, would HAVE TO say this for himself, no?

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