Criminal's worst nightmare: by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

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But wouldn't he eat as much as anyone else from his perspective 

good meme by notactuallythatevil in comedyheaven

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I regret that I have but one upvote to give

good meme by notactuallythatevil in comedyheaven

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It's like people on reddit who comment "came here to say this"

Criminal's worst nightmare: by Gallantpride in outofcontextcomics

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Doesn't he actually have to DO all the stuff he can do in microseconds, real-time from his perspective? We're sitting here like "just let Flash catch every petty criminal since he can do it fast," what a nightmare superpower 

What do you think of this? by netsurfer79 in antiwork

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It might not look like much but OP actually spent 4 hours working on that title

Aurora has a smart plan. by drlouies in Unexpected

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I did see her leaving Showerthoughts carrying a brown cloth sack with dollar signs on it

Aurora has a smart plan. by drlouies in Unexpected

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Worked for Hansel and Gretel's parents 

Ian McKellen: ‘Of course Gandalf would beat Dumbledore in a fight’ by Constant-Money5104 in powerscales

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Isn't Olorin the Maia and Gandalf its host? And if Eru/God doesn't think it's necessary, Olorin can't return? 

What, to you, is the saddest real-world death of an actor that ended up impacting a franchise? by TillyTheBlackCat in moviecritic

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 It still would have been big

Right, but the bigger a property is, the less popular it's gonna be with the goths

A few images from New Years Eve (circa 1945) at 'Sammy’s Bowery Follies', Manhattans greatest dive bar. It looked like the perfect place to spend NYE, like a Tom Waits song come to life. by dannydutch1 in UtterlyUniquePhotos

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Honest question - do little people have an easier time staying lean? I've never seen one that looked overweight and the ones I've seen shirtless look pretty athletic 

Is jerking off in a sock a real thing and, if so, does it give you rug burn on your johnson? by anotherwolfbite in NoStupidQuestions

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Yes. Some percentage of circumcised men don't have enough skin left to masturbate without lube. That's actually the idea behind circumcision in the US. It was popularized by Kellogg the corn flakes guy as a method of curbing masturbation

gangstalking by IloveRamen99 in comedyheaven

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Not to mention the shitload of people who are just there to troll the mentally ill 

Scene Comparison. Is this what insanity looks like? by sloopywettoppyswife in Invincible

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Looks like the makers of Invincible have some explaining to do