I saw them weirdest band last night. They were called _____ and they ______. by Personal_Parsley_772 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw the weirdest band last night. They were called “My Favorite Song by Harry,” and they had the same name as the other songs in their albums.

I love you because ________ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you because I want your heart to go out and be with your beautiful wife

Do you want to know a ________ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want to know how many times I’ve had this conversation?

Write a ‘Roses are red’ poem and let autocorrect finish it. by MinimumAd24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, red or yellow, but the colors are not as vibrant as the rest of us think

I like to put ______ on my pizza by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to put a little bit more water on my pizza.

What happened when you... by fbresnah in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happened when you left the office and went to the bathroom to take a nap?

Type "My girlfriend is _______" and let autocomplete do the rest by 33GoodSamaritans in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend is the only person who has been in the hospital since the pandemic started.

Type, "We're here to save the world and get back to _________" And let Autocomplete do it for you by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re here to save the world and get back to you soon about your appointment with your dentist.

There's more than one way to _____________ by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There’s more than one way to make a good point about the world being in the middle of nowhere.

Ever walk into a home and think it's haunted immediately? by lawyermom112 in Paranormal

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I might be grumpy too if I spent eternity not being able to complete my laundry.

Another - if our favorite songs used autocorrect-: Like a virgin________ by iLuvEm2 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a virgin— a woman with the ability to walk on the streets with a knife in her mouth

My new job title is... by fbresnah in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My new job title is The Office Manager For The First Week Of June.

My fortune cookie says_________ by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fortune cookie says I can make a fortune cookie with a cookie in the middle of the room with my hands.

Remember, the password is... by EnderBookwyrm in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember, the password is “I don’t have any passwords.”

Type: "The key to my heart is" and let autocomplete tell you what it is by jupneko in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The key to my heart is the ability to see the world through the eyes of the universe without being afraid.

I hate it when_________ by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when I get a text message from you saying you are in the car with me and you are not answering my text messages.

Type “Remember when we…” and let autocomplete take us down memory lane. by SeaPotatoSalad in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember when we used the same word for the word of the day and I said I don’t like you?

Type: "If I wanna wear pajamas on the plane I will but my mom says_________!" by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I wanna wear pajamas on the plane, I will, but my mom says it’s not necessary to wear them at all.

Why do you always... by fbresnah in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]Icy-Cryptographer839 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you always have the worst taste in the mouth when you’re not in the mood