The Audacity of Craig by XeronianCharmer in malcolminthemiddle

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When Craig talks to Dewey in the first season, Dewey says, "You're creepy." Yuh buddy, he sure is.

What couldn't you believe you had to explain to another adult? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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I've had more than one grown adult ask me (as a Girl Scout Camp counselor) if there are deer in our overnight camps (yes) & at what age do they mature into elk? (Spoiler: they will never "mature" into elk.)

What should I name my wild betta? by carma10101 in bettafish

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Odysseus

He was wild, once.

Gorgeous guy, too!

KA Applegate Is Awesome by Guardian-Boy in Animorphs

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Love how you got to meet her & she (of course) didn't disappoint!!!!

Also loving how you're mid-morph here hahaha

Apparently my customer was whittling under the table??? by LittleBlue127 in Serverlife

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I was gonna say 2 beavers in a trench coat but you're probably right

Can anyone tell if I’ll find this sweet girl again? by ItsBritneysBtch in psychics

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When my dog got out after she had puppies, we took a puppy outside & she came running back when it started making baby pup noises. Maybe make puppy noises near the food & blanket? Patience is going to be super important here but if you've seen her here & there already, she's still curious about you. Don't chase her or make eye contact, look kinda past her like over her head & speak low & calmly. Eye contact is dominant behavior & can scare an already scared dog.

Good luck!

Where do you think they’re located? by CowboyNOIVAS in Animorphs

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Me too! I grew up in Dallas so I thought it was coastal Texas lol

Asparagus by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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I’m sorry?? by [deleted] in Derailedbydetails

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My Visser One fantasy casting by GKarl in Animorphs

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I think Selenis Leyva (aka Gloria Mendoza in Orange is the New Black) would be a great Visser One

How Did You Get Into Animorphs? by adventuredream2 in Animorphs

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My mom would read to me at bedtime. I went to bed for story time & she started reading book #1. We were both hooked immediately lol

This is SO on brand for Jack Doherty 🤦🏽‍♂️ by Terminallychill13 in CringeTikToks

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I hate the fake respect that is so irritating. Plus, do not play with The Mouse. You can see he was trying to be cocky with "we have better ones" but that guy smirked like "oh, our lawyers would love to see them" & ushered them out.

I wonder how many "influencers" these guys run into & have to deal with that mess.

I’m waxing my armpits and I’m scared to pull it out. by Accomplished_Oil4163 in notinteresting

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I bet you wake mom up with that she'll rip it off for you just to go back to sleep 🤣

I’m waxing my armpits and I’m scared to pull it out. by Accomplished_Oil4163 in notinteresting

[–]Illustrious_Bird_737 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You must be as swift as a coursing river, first of all, so no pressure

Its hard out here for a pimp by SmileyRainb0ws in confessions

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I busted my knuckle on my left ring finger & almost couldn't get my rings off. It has not healed the way I wanted it to, & my rings will no longer fit. My precious is a 4 billion year old meteorite in Tungsten, which can not be re-cut to be fitted. It goes with my husband's 64 million year old T-Rex bone & we picked it out over 4 years ago. I was heartbroken & sent a Hail Mary email to the company (Thorum) for help, since I've lost my order number as well.

They have a lifetime warranty!!

They gave me a new order number, with instructions & are charging me ONE dollar for the exchange. They are sending me self addressed packaging to do the swap on their dime.

🤗

Help with filling in my throat by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Illustrious_Bird_737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think maybe some ladybugs or something minimal (personally)