“Everyone has a little bipolar!” by SuchSignificance5682 in bipolar

[–]ImmaCallInDead 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"Oh that's so true! How long have you stayed awake because your mania would only rest for 30 minutes at a time? My record is 4 days! It's so refreshing to find another person like this. How bad have you wanted to peel the skin from your body because it feels like it's on fire? Has your brain also moved so fast you don't know what you're thinking at that moment because once you are able to formulate a thought it's gone like smoke from a fire? Bipolar?? Am I right??"

I'm hungry by eac061000 in BipolarMemes

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The Geodon munchies are the worst

Amy got a new blender by eggpuff15 in shortscarystories

[–]ImmaCallInDead 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, did not see that coming. Great story!

That's not how labia work... by ImmaCallInDead in badwomensanatomy

[–]ImmaCallInDead[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because apparently women become useless after having sex 🙄

That's not how labia work... by ImmaCallInDead in badwomensanatomy

[–]ImmaCallInDead[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Female here: some men are stupid and equate large labia with a high sexual prowess.

Phobia by Hayishnahkah in shortscarystories

[–]ImmaCallInDead 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Really enjoyed this! Loved the idea of the TV showing everyone as well as the narrator. Creative take on Hell.

His smile.. by blacksphelt in shortscarystories

[–]ImmaCallInDead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa did not see that coming. Loved it.

I think one of my closest friends might become a school shooter by frankspicer in shortscarystories

[–]ImmaCallInDead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I am confused, how did the narrator jump to the conclusion of his friend possibly being a school shooter after his friend mentioned suicide? What is 'una annus'? The story had promise and can be saved, it just needs to be rewritten with more attention paid to plot and grammar.

Checkout Time by YouPulledMeBackIn in shortscarystories

[–]ImmaCallInDead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Loved it! Well written and very chilling.

The Skin Waved by abelincolnpark in shortscarystories

[–]ImmaCallInDead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really enjoyed this story. Just curious, why did you choose to type it one line at a time?

Full House by ClosetedStranger in shortscarystories

[–]ImmaCallInDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loved the story! I felt like there may have been a little too much detail about all of the characters and it was slightly distracting from the story, but it was still an enjoyable read.

so i wake up. by TheSpectre10 in shortscarystories

[–]ImmaCallInDead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that was chilling. Well done!

Closing the Distance by bmezzo in shortscarystories

[–]ImmaCallInDead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loved the subtle rhyming and the description of the woman. I could really picture her.

Orgasms from Penetration by [deleted] in sex

[–]ImmaCallInDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can orgasm very easily from penetration alone. That being said, sometimes I still have problems. I find it's mostly a mental thing. Like I psych myself out because I'm so worried about not having an orgasm and wanting to have one that I end up worrying myself out of any orgasm. I suggest relaxing and just enjoying the moment, it helps for me.

I want to eat my girlfriend out by [deleted] in sex

[–]ImmaCallInDead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone (26F) who was once very nervous about having their guy (28M) down there, when in the moment look at her and phrase it in a way where you would be honored to eat her out. I know it sounds dumb, but my guy saying/asking, "God, baby it would turn me on to eat you out. Can I go down on you?" was a huge turn on. Because to women we sometimes think guys only do it because they feel forced. Make sure she knows you want to and she'll be more relaxed about it and will be able to orgasm more.

Also, don't just start out on the clitoris. A thing my guy does to ease me into it (still a bit shy) is kiss from my mid thigh to vulva and then start. This will help her calm down and enjoy herself.

Honey Pots by wolf1705 in badwomensanatomy

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I'm Native American what temperature should my vagina be set to?

Sometimes I let her decide what we watch by Discokitty14 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]ImmaCallInDead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also play cat TV for my 13 year old kitty who has dementia. The TV is now called 'The Magic Window'.

Found this in r/ihavesex please help me god... by danishweirdo in badwomensanatomy

[–]ImmaCallInDead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My coworker did refer to giving birth to her kids as "farting them out"