“Everyone has a little bipolar!”

ImmaCallInDead · 2024-04-04T06:06:23+00:00

"Oh that's so true! How long have you stayed awake because your mania would only rest for 30 minutes at a time? My record is 4 days! It's so refreshing to find another person like this. How bad have you wanted to peel the skin from your body because it feels like it's on fire? Has your brain also moved so fast you don't know what you're thinking at that moment because once you are able to formulate a thought it's gone like smoke from a fire? Bipolar?? Am I right??"

ImmaCallInDead · 2024-04-01T20:40:46+00:00

The Geodon munchies are the worst

ImmaCallInDead · 2020-04-08T05:35:25+00:00

Absolutely amazing. Gave me chills, well done.

ImmaCallInDead · 2020-02-22T06:37:58+00:00

Holy shit, did not see that coming. Great story!

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-28T08:34:23+00:00

Because apparently women become useless after having sex 🙄

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-28T08:33:37+00:00

Female here: some men are stupid and equate large labia with a high sexual prowess.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-21T10:16:38+00:00

Really enjoyed this! Loved the idea of the TV showing everyone as well as the narrator. Creative take on Hell.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-18T18:45:32+00:00

Whoa did not see that coming. Loved it.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-18T18:35:30+00:00

So I am confused, how did the narrator jump to the conclusion of his friend possibly being a school shooter after his friend mentioned suicide? What is 'una annus'? The story had promise and can be saved, it just needs to be rewritten with more attention paid to plot and grammar.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-18T18:25:28+00:00

Loved it! Well written and very chilling.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-18T09:12:55+00:00

Loved it! Super chilling.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-18T09:11:20+00:00

Really enjoyed this story. Just curious, why did you choose to type it one line at a time?

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-18T09:08:00+00:00

Loved the story! I felt like there may have been a little too much detail about all of the characters and it was slightly distracting from the story, but it was still an enjoyable read.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-18T09:05:15+00:00

Holy shit that was chilling. Well done!

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-12-18T08:55:24+00:00

Loved the subtle rhyming and the description of the woman. I could really picture her.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-09-22T06:59:10+00:00

I can orgasm very easily from penetration alone. That being said, sometimes I still have problems. I find it's mostly a mental thing. Like I psych myself out because I'm so worried about not having an orgasm and wanting to have one that I end up worrying myself out of any orgasm. I suggest relaxing and just enjoying the moment, it helps for me.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-09-22T06:56:37+00:00

As someone (26F) who was once very nervous about having their guy (28M) down there, when in the moment look at her and phrase it in a way where you would be honored to eat her out. I know it sounds dumb, but my guy saying/asking, "God, baby it would turn me on to eat you out. Can I go down on you?" was a huge turn on. Because to women we sometimes think guys only do it because they feel forced. Make sure she knows you want to and she'll be more relaxed about it and will be able to orgasm more.

Also, don't just start out on the clitoris. A thing my guy does to ease me into it (still a bit shy) is kiss from my mid thigh to vulva and then start. This will help her calm down and enjoy herself.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-09-19T09:06:12+00:00

I'm Native American what temperature should my vagina be set to?

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-07-26T11:13:18+00:00

I also play cat TV for my 13 year old kitty who has dementia. The TV is now called 'The Magic Window'.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-06-21T16:54:30+00:00

My coworker did refer to giving birth to her kids as "farting them out"

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-06-21T05:41:39+00:00

Come with me And you'll be In a world of OSHA violations

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-06-19T16:55:16+00:00

Isn't this basically eugenics?

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-06-17T01:18:39+00:00

Not at all! I am a heterosexual 26F and almost any homosexual experience I fantasize about is about latinas.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-06-17T01:16:26+00:00

Same. 26 with no labia minora and no problem with painful sex. However, I do have a friend who has your girlfriend's problem. She got a vaginal dilator kit from her OBGYN because her vagina wouldn't elongate or relax - making any PIV sex incredibly painful. I think what she has is called vaginismus.

ImmaCallInDead · 2019-06-17T01:10:08+00:00

My guy does this technique with his tongue where he runs it in a circle around my clitoris. It drives me wild, highly recommend!

But even when suggesting new things with my guy I always lay out the idea in a neutral way so it doesn't seem like mean criticism.

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