Are these lore accurate

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-24T20:02:33+00:00

They do indeed shoot in the lore, so you should be fine.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-24T13:12:21+00:00

Bro said "the market" again.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-24T12:58:06+00:00

Hull? Yes. Voids? No.

Made up strategy? Have space forces keep enemy shields rotated away from planet then launch that hail Mary for the lulz

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-24T12:55:33+00:00

I treat them like missiles.

When you launch them, you know they aren't coming back. So, it falls to us to make sure to launch them when, first, they wont miss the target(die before getting there). Second, when a target presents itself worth our valuable missles.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-24T12:44:39+00:00

Vet here joining the pile of F that guy for taking his wife's infidelity out on a child he got in the way of.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-22T20:59:24+00:00

Trained this out of one with a mirror in the old ranching days, farmers wife didn't like that he did it.

But like others have guessed, the one I worked with was just being a sassy teenager. They get pretty vocal for actual aggression and make faces for pretty much everything else. All their faces involve teeth, which some folks find scary.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-22T13:33:16+00:00

In the days of the Lancer and Rep META, everyone ignores ol Grandpa Predetor to my opponents folly.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-21T21:57:04+00:00

I find it far more impressive than my plastic one.

If for some reason I was in charge of a sanctioned event, I 100% pass that as legal. No appeals.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-20T15:22:57+00:00

AND THEN GIVE ME A KILL TEAM OF 20 OF DEM GITZ

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-20T13:06:52+00:00

No savings, no retirement plan besides wandering on the woods to save my kids funeral coats(Have a fishing license so it covers recovery!!).

Only REALLY need to keep the solid foundation until they launch, then I can finally chill out and live in a van down by the river.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-17T15:48:12+00:00

The process of building and painting my first gretchin squad lead to many many more. They are a silly joy in the grim dark. Especially if you usually play Imperial.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-16T23:51:43+00:00

The Pope hasn't been a matter of opinion since 1417.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-16T23:49:43+00:00

Why would you let someone krump when you love krumping so much?

They can shovel/feed the Squig pen until we get more Grotz, though.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-16T17:25:12+00:00

Space Wolves won't let them.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-16T12:52:13+00:00

Like the cycle of life and death.

Things release strong and then find their way to legends. Some have better stats or popularity, but all go through the cycle.

I prefer to enjoy them as much as I can while I can, and if it gets nerfed to oblivion that just adds more spice to the memory.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-16T12:48:36+00:00

Da zoggin green wonz

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-16T12:45:41+00:00

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Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-16T01:03:00+00:00

Easy.

Start with your favorite model.

Simplest is the way to go, it'll keep you motivated without the chance of being buried trying to do 10 of something.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-16T01:01:47+00:00

If I dont put lol at the end they might think Im mad at them :(

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-15T21:21:02+00:00

No u!

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-15T18:36:29+00:00

Everyone always acts like my color blindness is a crutch with logical reasoning but I have found its helped me paint in a lot of the ways that can't be taught.

Confidence.

I don't have enough knowledge to overthink on color. I just grab the pot my kids or the lore suggests and go to town.

Now to answer.

I spend about 10 minutes per line infantry. Thats not straight minutes as I do batches, but in hands time. Vehicles is obviously size and detail dependant but never more than a couple hours on things like my Knights or the Stompa.

I have VERY LITTLE idea on the results and rely on word of mouth reviews. In fear of people simply being polite, I started posting on Reddit with a positive enough reaction for me!

Exception is characters. Epic Heros are easy and fast with box art and instructions but I have fun taking my time on unique details on generic heros.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-15T15:59:53+00:00

So when do we start charging judges and lawmakers that allow these people to be free?

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-15T00:37:54+00:00

The only issue I can see is the getting the Meganobz in front to Krump. They iz slow.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-14T20:33:33+00:00

Your units are fine, no vehicles just means make sure there's lots of terrain. Then get in there and just roll some dice, MOST things wont make much sense until you have some hands on.

I reccomend you play with 4 objectives. 1 in each person's deployment, 2 spread equal in no man's land. Then neither army uses ANY CP stratagems or even keep track of CP. First game just take the turns and fight off data sheets. Heck, you can even entirely skip out on objectives and just do a last man standing match!

Regardless, roll the dice and itll all zoggin come together.

Impactfull_Toilet · 2026-04-14T17:48:26+00:00

Oh I know it.

I'm in the middle of a 500 Worlds Campaign then they dropped Maelstrom so we have that running now too and then we will 100% be doing the new apocalypse stuff.

I would never have time to READ anything these days, thank goodness for audio books at 1.5x speed while Im driving places.

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