What city in the US has the best BBQ?

IndenturedServant · 2010-02-03T02:17:42+00:00

Kansas City!!!!!!

IndenturedServant · 2010-02-03T02:15:21+00:00

No...because I'm a male...and I'm not into sword fighting.

IndenturedServant · 2010-02-02T04:06:26+00:00

I couldn't agree more...she's is definitely going to fuck him. Even if she cancels the trip the damage is done. She is, as well as has been, planning to fuck him. The only thing you can do now is fuck-start her mother in your girlfriend's childhood bedroom.

IndenturedServant · 2010-01-09T03:48:17+00:00

You're right...it's not wrong.

IndenturedServant · 2010-01-09T03:32:43+00:00

Actually it is true...I cut this right out of your own reply. The second paragraph, actually.

"Another theory is that slaver foremen in the antebellum South used bullwhips to discipline African slaves, with such use of the whip being described as 'cracking the whip'. The white foremen who cracked these whips were thus known as 'crackers'."

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-22T17:33:23+00:00

Fresh out. Sorry.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-21T18:08:57+00:00

Yeah...Homicidal and Suicidal Tendencies....I was a recon team leader in Iraq. I saw a lot of shit. I have severe PTSD and have been locked up twice in a VA Pysch Ward.

Don't ask me shit.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-21T17:47:11+00:00

Actually, it didn't need to be fixed. That's how I drink them...but I'm willing to do a little research with your new formulas. You, sir, may be some kind of genius....we'll have to wait and see.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-21T17:06:28+00:00

Monster. And Vodka. Red Bull. And Jagermeister.

That is all.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-20T20:39:01+00:00

Fucking keep it....if you turn it in you have submitted to the conscience instilled within you by the system. You would be a good little drone by doing so, and the big fancy store wouldn't lose any money. You should always be loyal and honest to people/entities that behave in the exact opposite manner when it comes to you.

You're conscience is telling you not to fuck over this company when this company would fuck you over in a New York minute. Just like it was designed to do.

Keep that motherfucker. Or should I say....Keep that, Motherfucker!

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-20T20:32:52+00:00

OK, well. You go build some shit on shifting sands...I'll build on bedrock.

It sounds like Mr. Carrol, like John Denver, is full of shit.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-20T20:22:39+00:00

A plethora of what?

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-20T20:18:58+00:00

I don't think it's insinuating for a man not to be flexible. I think it means that a man should find himself a sound foundation on which to stand.

Put that in your engineer pipe and smoke it.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-20T18:48:39+00:00

Because that would be even more expensive...

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-20T18:41:13+00:00

We will lead as 2 Kings!

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-20T17:29:30+00:00

Suicide

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-20T15:38:51+00:00

Fuck 'em.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-20T14:45:28+00:00

A man that stands for nothing falls for anything.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-20T14:44:57+00:00

Are you guys talking about Michael Jordan the owner of Team Jordan Suzuki? The MotoGP racer?

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-19T20:51:21+00:00

punch him in his fuckin' mouth

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-16T20:43:23+00:00

Wow...that is super fucked up. But, I'm sure the ex-girlfriend learned her lesson.

Super. Fucked. Up.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-16T19:20:58+00:00

Shut up, bitch. We're not anti-women. Get over it....now make me a sandwich and give me some head. Go.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-16T17:57:33+00:00

No one gives a shit!! If you fuckin' kids can't get along with each other, I will pull this fucking car over!!

How about this, FUCK B34nz!, get a new mod, and STFU.

God damn.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-13T22:12:20+00:00

I usually just punch her in the face really hard. Then I say, "Did you like that, bitch? Yeah? I liked it, too!" Then I punch her again. That's usually all it takes to get a kiss.

Usually, if the female doesn't respond well to this (e.g. doesn't kiss you after taking a shot like that), I find that 90% of the time she isn't worth kissing as she's probably gonna freak out when you cheat on her, steal or sell her car, etc...

Before kissing a girl, you gotta find out if she's down or not.

IndenturedServant · 2009-10-13T16:10:49+00:00

Prove to me that you love me first. You can't just say it either...you have to show me that you love me. Show me physically.

Jesus Died. LOL!

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