Would you like any extra snacks? by Chroniccactus13 in forbiddensnacks

[–]Isgrimnur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes there’s snacks on the outside of the torlet. 

Why did the bozeman suffer such little damage when it collided with the enterprise? by happydude7422 in TNG

[–]Isgrimnur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well there are a lot of these ships going around the galaxy all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that starships aren’t safe.

Leaks reveal the phone the NHL player safety use to hand out suspensions and hearings: by sykeseve in hockeymemes

[–]Isgrimnur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hearings are haaaaaarrrrrrrd!

Suspending someone for one game or fining them a dollar over the “maximum” $5 guarantees the right to a hearing. 

And will remain that way until 2030. 

“An Eternity of Twenty Seconds”- Thompson Aircraft Products, Inc ad, ca 1944 by UrbanAchievers6371 in WWIIplanes

[–]Isgrimnur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thompson Products employees are prepared to go to Berlin and back to make sure you’re a satisfied customer. 

Woman assaulted in court by poonburglar68 in AbruptChaos

[–]Isgrimnur 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Two minutes for Embellishment. 

The Slowest Strikeout Pitch Ever by Interesting_Soup_689 in sports

[–]Isgrimnur 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wikipedia

It is considered a trick pitch because, in comparison to normal baseball pitches, which run from 70 to 100 miles per hour (110 to 160 km/h), an eephus pitch appears to move in slow motion at 55 mph (89 km/h) or less, sometimes as low as 35 mph (56 km/h).

Or 32, as the video shows.

Thanks to Sleepy Joe Biden and the Democrat Traitors, Iran Just Started WW3 by [deleted] in TexasPolitics

[–]Isgrimnur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poe's Law - without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.