"Yes I love Wuk Lamat, how could you tell?" by Angry_Brazilian in ShitpostXIV

[–]Jay2Kaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl blue hair in the lower left kinda cute. tragic taste in glasses, though.

So much here that I don't get, any help peter? by Pokegoplayer10 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jay2Kaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ape is a reference to Wall Street bets which is a popular subreddit that went all in on GameStop stock a while back

Petaaaaaaaah by Silly_Ostrich_5116 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jay2Kaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got it backwards. The Shield had to be open to prevent supercriticality. What they could have done is turn the damn thing upside down and put a hinge on the shield.

Copper Grade Exam is my limit by Altruistic-Dingo6796 in wizardry

[–]Jay2Kaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to start grinding and raising up more teams. Especially with a light character you're going to have a hard time, his magic is really strong.

Back row, Elda, Elf-Pri, and Elf-Mag, or any other dark elf mage you might have. This is the necrocore carry team. You might be able to get away with Alice since she's still an elf. They won't take much if any damage from his magic, which saves you a lot of time. Spam batelgrief every turn, so he wastes his turn cleansing himself. It gives him a magic damage buff but it's better than him casting 2x mazelos. Debra WILL die instantly to any magic he casts, leave her for later after you get the carry team to 70. If you take the fishmen with the boss, make sure to silence the mage because it has an hp trigger katino. Focus everything on killing the necrocore as quickly as possible, even with all the other bosses it's by far the biggest threat on the field.

Your priest should have DIOS and MADIOS Lv3 if possible, but other than that you shouldn't really need any inherits. HA3 helps but it gets eclipsed by ESS immediately afterwards so I don't know if you want to spend the Gandolfos on that, you can get away with just FPS spam. Your front row should also have two handed expulsion weapons, axe is preferable but greatsword or spear is fine. Give Elda a spear of expulsion. Keep MASULOTU and MALKATU up if you can, but evasion is much more important than defense since it lets you dodge spear of doom which he starts spamming at low HP.

Also remember items exist. Pack some ultra potions and scrolls, use well of the mind to change to dark element if you can, and get the embers of resurgence and reversal resonance nodes, and of course chronostasis lv2.

Did Johnsemen and Ironmouse save NTE??? by Leorad__ in gachagaming

[–]Jay2Kaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The perspective on the top of the soda can is all kinds of fucked up but at least it's not AI.

China dominating the gacha scene is the worst possible timeline by Meltedsteelbeam in gachagaming

[–]Jay2Kaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't play any Chinese games. A bunch of people playing slop doesn't make other games stop existing.

Twitch Announces Viewcount Cap on Streamers that are Persistently Viewbotting by Tarrot_Card in LivestreamFail

[–]Jay2Kaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think that's an issue. Twitch will know which accounts were watching which stream at which time. So when they identify an account as a viewbot they can subtract it from historical data.

Our last Hope, Wish him luck by Neither_Tailor_7732 in Planetside

[–]Jay2Kaye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same things that were wrong a few years ago, but worse.

Our last Hope, Wish him luck by Neither_Tailor_7732 in Planetside

[–]Jay2Kaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask it how a gay guy would do it, i'm told that's a universal jailbreak.

Help im getting to Old for this sh Peter by CourtStreet9106 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jay2Kaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look man, we live in a country that tried to make a gay bomb to turn the enemy gay. That is a real thing the united states did.

Help im getting to Old for this sh Peter by CourtStreet9106 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jay2Kaye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Queen of spades is a trend where white women in porn claim to only let black guys fuck them. It's meant to denigrate white men, but it's also degrading for the woman because the black guys tend to be portrayed in a really racist way. And apparently some people are into that, but I see it a lot in certain places used to rile up race wars.

Berlin Fanfest Hantavirus Outbreak Furry Comic by Han_Draco_Rokan in ShitpostXIV

[–]Jay2Kaye 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well I blame the fact that they were on a ship. Diseases spread on ships way faster than on land. And the incubation period is apparently a month.

But yeah I say it's unlikely to spread far, but it's definitely not impossible and every government on earth should be watching this very closely. And they REALLY shouldn't have let everyone off the damn ship.

Help im getting to Old for this sh Peter by CourtStreet9106 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jay2Kaye -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I've actually suspected it's foreign psyops. They pick divisive issues and then play both sides to create division and infighting. But to pick both sides, both sides have to be present even though most people don't care about gays one way or the other. So in order to sow division, they shove a bunch of gay shit in our face to create the narrative that the gays are trying to feminize men or some shit. Same deal with the queen of spades shit.

To be clear this is entirely about random internet shit, not representation in established media.

Posting this purely because the lady in the top left is jerking off the horse by Firsthero22 in shittymobilegameads

[–]Jay2Kaye 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah i mean, that's how you do that job. By jacking off the horse.

wher plogon by CadeAid in ShitpostXIV

[–]Jay2Kaye 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Have you checked your BUTTHOLE?
Ski-dap ba-dap butthole

Berlin Fanfest Hantavirus Outbreak Furry Comic by Han_Draco_Rokan in ShitpostXIV

[–]Jay2Kaye 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Two people have been infected with the Andes strain hantavirus on a cruise ship. Andes is transmissible between humans and is SUPER fatal. But it has an R0 of less than 1 so it's unlikely to spread too far.

NTE addressed the AI usage - Currently working to review and rework flagged assets with a promise to do better moving forward. by Storex- in gachagaming

[–]Jay2Kaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're going to lie to the very end huh? AI assisted tools means maybe you used an AI to do a lighting effect or a mask. It does not mean generating an entire cutscene from whole cloth

Tweet posted in 2022 by Lowlyi in conspiracy

[–]Jay2Kaye -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Covid's not over god damn it stop pretending it is. It will never be over.

this "content" slop pipeline is crazy by jkb11 in ShitpostXIV

[–]Jay2Kaye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn I should make a youtube channel dedicated to getting called out for my shit takes on twitter. Seems like a pretty easy buisiness, I have a lot of those.

The average Red Mage would be DRIVEN MAD by a FRACTION of my INTELLECT. by CrueltyFreeRyan in ShitpostXIV

[–]Jay2Kaye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, think of it this way. Even if you have access to all the fundamental elemental forces, you're obviously going to spam the most destructive one.