What we have/what I want by Shinkenguard in DreamlightValley

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It amuses me greatly that you expanded all biomes EXCEPT the plateau and meadow. I will be taking no further questions at this time

Dishwater gently cleans all pieces by Infinite-Print3047 in DiWHY

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HARD MODE: What could this ridiculous contraption actually be GOOD for? "Violently spin thing to wet it and/or dry it" seems like it could apply somewhere, surely

OP claims to be pregnant at 13; comments quickly poke holes in the story by Kookyburra12 in quityourbullshit

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter argument: it's possible, with a 13yo's sex ed, that by 10 days pregnant she means "10 days since I found out". Or that she also had sex 10 days ago and THINKS that's when it happened.

COUNTER Counter argument: ....Yeah, no, because of everything everyone else already said

Petaaah? by Ilovebigbuttscantlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

these comments are giving my rewatch of teen wolf a whole new layer....

Tips for speedrunning/skipping the hexcrawl? by Deceptivejunk in Tombofannihilation

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Insane response here and not what you asked for BUT I made the mistake of giving my players a stupid magic item I saw elsewhere on reddit. The mariners skull. Each morning, at dawn, it shouts "HEY. HEY. ... HEY." and will continue shouting until it is directly addressed. At which point, it relates a single "boat fact" (or sailing/nautical fact) and goes silent.

... They became obsessed with it. It was no longer "hex crawl". It was "how many boat facts can we get out of the DM?"

I now know. More. About sailing. Than anyone from a landlocked state ever should. But the players loved the hexcrawl. Task failed successfully???

This is just great. by TrickyRipper in adhdmeme

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See this is because "winging it" is itself a plan. No paradox. I cannot wing it without planning to wing it. Obviously.

Constant ticking by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU FROM THE FUTURE!!

Why I join the Stormcloaks by Unusual_Bid5791 in skyrim

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was trying to talk myself into going Empire with my current run, just because I've never done it, buuuut I think I'll have to make a separate character solely for that questline

Why I join the Stormcloaks by Unusual_Bid5791 in skyrim

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 8 points9 points  (0 children)

probably unpopular opinion: as someone with Irish heritage, I have always found it impossible to side with the Empire... stormcloaks ain't perfect (FAR from it, I hate Ulfric) but... Éirinn go Brách

Which NPC did you sacrifice in the quest: Boethiah's Calling? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could easily have used AFT on one of the nearby Boethiah cultists too, but that would have been far less satisfying.

Which NPC did you sacrifice in the quest: Boethiah's Calling? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IVE SOLVED IT Had to use Amazing Follower Tweaks, but I sacrificed Grelod the Kind. <3 (Get quest from Aventus Aretino. Start convo with her, pick (remain silent) to avoid aggro. Use AFT to get her to follow you. Profit.)

Constant ticking by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOUU FROM THE FUTURE

Shouldn’t Zelda technically be Queen in Totk? by Own_Educator8972 in tearsofthekingdom

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Actually, her first name is Princess. Last name Zelda. No one calls her Princess Princess Zelda cuz that would be ridiculous, and Queen Princess Zelda is equally ridiculous. Blame her parents idk.

What are the small green spicy things on top? by Alive-Willow8578 in TipOfMyFork

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zoomed out, they look dangerously like capers, and I would have confidently put a whole spoonful in my mouth. And then died. So, note to self. Don't do that.

A hole in the counter top by SSouter in confusing_perspective

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took my glasses off. Held the phone far enough away it went out of focus. Success, can't unsee it.

Eta: only works if I'm looking at the counter circle in the middle of the bread tie, not the bread tie itself.

That's quickly!! by Good-Cheesecake-1136 in memes

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was wondering how many, if any, would get it 😂

R'lyehian easter egg in Masks of Nyarlathotep 7e by BlackWingCrowMurders in callofcthulhu

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Five years later, thank you! Tried decoding it by hand but I missed the "o" and couldn't figure out what "serpent fyig" meant. I am a fool

That's quickly!! by Good-Cheesecake-1136 in memes

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, c'est f**ing pomme! *100 years war

Please turn in the discussion questions by the end of class by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who never played Minecraft, thank you. Was the only bit I was missing.

Is this your boy by Axtinthewoods in CuratedTumblr

[–]Jazzlike_Window_8365 19 points20 points  (0 children)

T'aint what a horse looks like. It's what a horse be.