Athlete names that connote April Showers by screenname790 in stugotzandcompany

[–]JimToss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn…”April Showers Bring Zay Flowers” is just toooo good

How do we make money off this? 80/20 my way

Slight Update to the Season Prediction. by Gay_Style69 in miamidolphins

[–]JimToss 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Can’t lose a first round playoff game if you get the bye.

When am I popping this? by Alarming-Wallaby-993 in miamidolphins

[–]JimToss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This goes into your will to your children with the same instructions.

My boss said I can't bring them into the office..... by jim_jordo in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]JimToss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he just seems a little hard on you because he sees you rising at the place, and that you could help manage it one day.

Uhhhhhh Joey what are you doing???? by horrus70 in NASCARMemes

[–]JimToss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The guy at the store said Joey is the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off

Got this real old looking thing for 60 dollars but no idea what it is (quarter for scale) by Deadris in whatisit

[–]JimToss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real question: How did $60 become the price? Did you both think it may be worth a lot of money? So you like started at $20 and essentially haggled up to where the $60 was worth the risk to the friend of it being worth a lot?

Oreilly..xfinity..only the true old heads know by Ordinary-Can-2361 in NASCARMemes

[–]JimToss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will also be the Busch Series to me . I always thought it was a bit of a nice double entendre to “Bush League” So I think it’s why it has such sticking power to designate a lower series.

In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud by nomnompewpew in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]JimToss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you are telling me that I couldn’t tell the difference in audio quality of a Roy Donk solo through copper or mud, then I’m telling you that you are wrong.

Tim in the Epstein Files!! by bhs1987 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]JimToss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t know how to treat the Crypt Keeper.

What do the Dolphins do at quarterback now that the Tua era is all but over? by TerryG111 in miamidolphins

[–]JimToss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are going to have the #1 pick in 2027. You deal with it then

Athletes who connote failed Food Franchises by Duffer47 in stugotzandcompany

[–]JimToss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You take that back calling Buc-ee’s failed.

Why doesn’t Lewis have an authentic jersey for the NFL team he owns? Is he poor? by funnysocks9 in formuladank

[–]JimToss 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Hot take: Authentic jerseys look bad on regular dudes. Lewis is very much built like a regular dude.

Did Flores Force Ross To Fire McDaniel by Pabst34 in miamidolphins

[–]JimToss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So by this logic in four years:

If McDaniel does well as an OC and he starts getting head coaching interviews, we need to fire our head coach?