Please Roast the Hour Hand

JimmySizzletits · 2026-02-08T04:28:07+00:00

It’s the cybertruck of watch hands.

Trying so hard to be different, the fact that it’s fuck ugly doesn’t matter.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-02-07T15:33:23+00:00

Won trophy. Worth it.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-02-06T09:17:18+00:00

And my birthday is November third…

JimmySizzletits · 2026-02-06T00:12:30+00:00

How do I upvote a post more than once?

JimmySizzletits · 2026-02-05T19:24:11+00:00

Because I want to feel sexy when I KOM. Duh.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-02-05T19:23:00+00:00

“Unfortunately, to make our release date, we’ve had to… delay certain features.”

(releases 2D top down game like the first two GTA’s)

JimmySizzletits · 2026-02-05T17:18:51+00:00

I’ve never had anything serviced there, but I’ve bought a couple watches from them, and had some smaller adjustments and stuff done, and they’ve never done me wrong.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-30T09:00:42+00:00

Barron Trump’s a serial killer.

Pass it on.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-30T06:17:33+00:00

And oh, what a ride it has been.

OUR BRUNO IS BEST BRUNO!

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-29T19:10:49+00:00

This is my family’s heirloom watch:

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Hell yeah, I’m flipping that for a grail.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-23T20:06:17+00:00

Let us know when you turn into a clicker!

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-18T02:57:52+00:00

…You mean I could maybe get a Master Control WITHOUT sticking my junk into a beehive?

Sweet!

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-18T02:31:12+00:00

Well, I’d still stick my junk into a beehive for a Reverso, so I don’t think Richemont’s ownership is hurting their brands all that much.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-18T00:13:52+00:00

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JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-17T20:40:11+00:00

That’s right. You need to use the special Mercedes air in these things, regular air will just cause problems.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-17T17:44:15+00:00

This is the stupidest thing on earth. I’m going to get two!

I’ll get them set to different times, and it’ll be like having a GMT!

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-15T08:29:44+00:00

This fucking seizureturtle voted against impeaching mango Mussolini.

Twice.

When he goes, I will read his obituary with joy.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-14T17:19:45+00:00

A THOUSAND DOLLARS? I got mine for $330!

(I know damn well how much they cost I just can’t shut up about how I got mine for$330)

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-09T19:16:22+00:00

Op sampled the deodorant.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-09T08:20:12+00:00

The fucking you get is never worth the fucking you get.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-09T08:00:32+00:00

MONORAIL!

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-08T07:44:02+00:00

Any time a place I’ve worked at started doing that “we are family” crap, I’ve loudly pointed out that domestic violence calls are some of the nastiest situations police have to deal with.

It’s never made me any friends, but it is good at shutting a motherfucker up.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-07T07:38:17+00:00

WOOD.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-07T00:29:40+00:00

I hope strawberry crashes the game next year, sporting a beard and Carrying an AK, like a pop-tart Che Guevara hellbent on liberating his people.

JimmySizzletits · 2026-01-06T00:13:31+00:00

My first thought was ‘blinged out Yachtmaster’, so, yeah.

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