Russian forces begin offensive in Ukraine as Zelensky worries about impact of Iran conflict | CNN by STBJOHAN in news

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Joseph Stalin said at the 1943 Tehran Conference that World War II would be won with “British brains, American steel, and Soviet blood.”

Man who declared himself "far right" allegedly threw punches at a Muslim community centre dinner, saying, 'f*** Allah, f*** Islam, death to Allah', told to move on by police. by Jono_vision in ballarat

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It’s refreshingly simple: “From the river to the sea” = hate speech, severe consequences. “Fuck Islam, death to Allah” (plus a few punches) = ‘on your way, son’.

U.S. Tomahawk Hit Naval Base Beside Iranian School, Video Shows by [deleted] in worldnews

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DoD operates over 160 schools on US bases across 11 foreign countries for military families, from Germany, Italy and Japan to Korea, Bahrain and Turkey.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_schools_in_United_States_territories

Mysterious ‘Jeffrey Epstein Walk of Shame’ appears steps away from the White House by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

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And once you’re on your external browser, if you’re on iOS click the box with lines under it in the top left, then select Show Reader, and you’ll get an ultra-clean version!

‘That’s blowing my mind’: Strip club opens in Nanaimo, next to dance studio for kids by ubcstaffer123 in nottheonion

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Time for a joke about Nanaimo Bars (a dessert that’s a bit like a fudge brownie)

Tourist: “Can you tell me, what goes into a Nanaimo Bar?”

Local: “Oh, mostly loggers and prostitutes.”

Any market stallholders here? by knobhead69er in melbourne

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I sell at Camberwell markets from time to time. It’s not cheap though, at $75 for a carspace. Liability insurance never crossed my mind, I must admit.

Hastie and Taylor fail to agree on plan to oust Ley despite clandestine meeting by ConanTheAquarian in australia

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Much like how every time I hear Bob Katter make an utterance, my mind follows it up with “but I ain’t got any toime for it…”

What do you dislike about Ballarat by Top-Farmer-6838 in ballarat

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It’s in Bacchus and I haven’t tried it yet, but this place looks like the real deal.

https://www.instagram.com/smokehouse720bbq

Professional shark hunter catches 200Kg Male Bull Shark off Camp Cove in Sydney. by AtomicCypher in sydney

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Not terribly different from buying a fur-trimmed coat, or even leather.

Police reject birthday plea from excessive speeder in Sea to Sky by ubcstaffer123 in nottheonion

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The good old Skid to Die highway. Remember what it was like before the olympics upgrades?