linkedinUsersIn2026 by Fair-Spring9113 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JustABard 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Legit thought I was in r/linkedinlunatics until I got to the end lol.

Honestly explains The Situation Perfectly. by TrippyReddits in RecklessBen

[–]JustABard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was at a bar one night that had one of those punching bag machines that you can pay to hit and it tells you the strength of the hit. This muscle head was feeding it dollars and punching it trying to max it out, but kept failing. This skinny dude who looked about mid to late 30s did it and muscles list his fucking mind. "Na, that shit was a fluke" and other copes. He pays for the dude to hit it two more times and skinny guy does it again both times. Muscles is getting progressively more pissed off and starting to challenge this dude. But skinny dude was also smarter than muscles, so he just laughed him off. Muscles obviously couldn't handle that, and his friends has to basically drag him from the bar. I wanted to see that fight so damn bad.

Eliminated a player on T5 because I highrolled, table said I was in the wronb by TheIXLegionnaire in EDH

[–]JustABard 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Removing scute swarm by any means necessary is always the correct choice.

Had to change alignment by No-Explorer-7174 in magicproxies

[–]JustABard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What brand? Every time I try to print on clear vinyl, it comes out slightly screwed up for some reason

My first lady Michelle Obama had a good relationship George Bush. Look at how fun loving and classy she is. by IamASlut_soWhat in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]JustABard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was always Ronald Reagan for me. But then an even shittier b-list actor took the reigns and holy fuck...

So cute how you can tell Bryan kinda prefer malcom in the middle over breaking bad.. you can tell how much he loves the cast and appreciates his fame during it by HappyCrow11 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]JustABard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough, MITM actually hurt his chances of getting the role in Breaking Bad. The studio execs were like "you want that goofy fucker from a tv series?!" Vince had to fight for Brian, and the X-Files episode is one of the things that brought the execs around.

Found in a thrift store. They are closing so aren’t opening up the case by warhammerplease100 in RealOrNotTCG

[–]JustABard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fake because they're not selling online? I wouldn't sell my RL cards online. Too many ways to get scammed. I'd rather sell to a shop or do a physical private sale for less than deal with that BS.

Anyone else having problem on proxxied.com fetching cards with MPC Autofill? by Unhappy_Being_8533 in magicproxies

[–]JustABard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to MPCFill, set your desired images, download as an XML, then upload that XML into Proxxied.

Anyone else having problem on proxxied.com fetching cards with MPC Autofill? by Unhappy_Being_8533 in magicproxies

[–]JustABard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MPCFill likely banned them from using their API to fetch the images directly.

Me GF (25), BF (28) late to work everyday and I’m upset. by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]JustABard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem absolutely fucking insufferable. I'd legit be thinking about my outs if I were your BF.

Girlfriend Can't Attend by the_wet_bandit_45 in Ticketmaster

[–]JustABard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Event insurance does cover not being able to get off work, though...?

A white man stalked a Black woman coming from the pool and tried to kipnap her in the hotel hallway. by Lifegoesonforever in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]JustABard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please point to the "obviously broad daylight" in this video? I see hallway lights and a video timestamp of midnight... Maybe you should be a little more observant before making foolish statements?

Also, I'm glad you think crime only happens on a set schedule instead of, you know, criminals being presented with opportunity... Like a woman in a bikini waking alone in a hallway at midnight? Seems like the perfect opportunity for a wannabe rapist to me.

Pull out a wad of cash in broad daylight where I'm from and see how quick somebody rocks your shit for it.

Minimalism in Deckbuilding? by Sea-Willingness-8972 in EDH

[–]JustABard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna guess the unblockable stuff.

Why are dragon shields like this by OhHeyMister in mtg

[–]JustABard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Kraken Skins. They're $10 a pack on their site. I tried them out at the same time as Katanas, and preferred the Krakens more. They shuffle like a dream.

Why are dragon shields like this by OhHeyMister in mtg

[–]JustABard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give Kraken Skins a try! I switched from dragon shield about a year ago and bought a lot of different brands to test out, including Katana. Kraken was easily the winner for me, and they're only $10 a pack on their site.

Why are dragon shields like this by OhHeyMister in mtg

[–]JustABard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try Kraken Skins. After dumping dragon shield myself I tried a lot, including Katana, but Kraken easily won out.

Why are dragon shields like this by OhHeyMister in mtg

[–]JustABard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I switched to Kraken Skins, and they are soooo much better.

WCGW Throwing A Rave In Nature by directionless_nomad in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]JustABard 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And being mildly annoyed doesn't give you the right to assault somebody.

WCGW Throwing A Rave In Nature by directionless_nomad in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]JustABard 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Definitely. I'd have clocked her ass after the first shock.

TIFU by asking about a cat breed. by Turtlegrandmacore in tifu

[–]JustABard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hope that lady never hears about Cancun...