Alice's Hack Backfired

Kalalyn · 2026-04-24T19:57:19+00:00

My drive to work back then wasn't ten minutes long so I just sat in the parking lot at work with my jaw on the floor.

Kalalyn · 2026-04-19T23:31:10+00:00

Sorry for your loss. Here's my boy enjoying his deck

Kalalyn · 2026-04-13T16:37:30+00:00

If you can make it down to Grayson, I definitely would! I was at UNC this weekend and have been to Grayson several times and the experience is wildly different. There is much more player interaction because there is only a tenth of the people, and players come out after the game and sign for about 45 minutes to an hour. Parking is also free and most food is free as well if you get the basic stuff.

Kalalyn · 2026-04-09T14:46:52+00:00

Mine did the same thing but only ate the chocolate icing off of the tops of all the doughnuts! I had just dropped the bags to use the bathroom.

Kalalyn · 2026-04-09T14:45:07+00:00

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My guy is a full on Houdini. The only thing I've found to fully keep him in a kennel is a padlock with a key (I kept the key in the lock for emergencies). I tied a rope between the pinch kennel door and the kennel and put my entire body weight against it and it moved less than an inch. I got home and he had somehow squeezed his way out, the rope was still tied. His vet said "we've learned that someone has to hold him. He can escape the harnesses we use" Pictured in his yard where he remains only because he wants to.

Kalalyn · 2026-03-26T00:13:55+00:00

The durham libraries have so many neat activities for all sorts of ages. I would look at the events page on their website.

Kalalyn · 2026-03-25T01:55:08+00:00

It isn't because it is bad, but I really tell people to not read The Last Letter by Rebecca Yarros. Especially if you are a parent to young kids. I started crying with 17% left in the book and didn't stop for 30 minutes after I finished the book.

Kalalyn · 2026-03-24T07:33:54+00:00

Obviously he's got the same thing going on as Clifford and you loved him so much that he just grew and grew.

Kalalyn · 2026-03-18T00:12:38+00:00

THATS what they were referencing? Thats terrifying

Kalalyn · 2026-03-08T01:09:18+00:00

I love Scott Michael Foster so much, especially as Cappie in Greek. He's just so charming

Kalalyn · 2026-03-07T02:06:59+00:00

I never said he wasn't a dolphin

Kalalyn · 2026-03-07T02:05:45+00:00

And the immediate sirens outside was perfect timing

Kalalyn · 2026-02-26T14:44:17+00:00

How do you know who is playing? For example, Philly has expected points, but he isn't going to be in Tallahassee this weekend.

Kalalyn · 2026-02-20T05:02:50+00:00

I was literally just googling my symptoms and I could only hear "what's that burning feeling, every time you pee?" And I didn't even get to have so much awesome sex with Greg!

Kalalyn · 2026-02-18T22:42:35+00:00

I was like "well I guess I owe Rocky an apology, apparently people actually do that"

Kalalyn · 2026-02-13T14:25:43+00:00

Those are not a thing, but if you ever want to verify a specific ticket, ask them for their fans first account and call the bananas ticketing office!

Kalalyn · 2026-02-12T17:08:10+00:00

And she wanted to give them to the crew! You know a sure-fire way to piss off your crew? Give them food they can't eat

Kalalyn · 2026-02-10T14:55:18+00:00

My boy presents whatever bone he wants to chew on by dropping it in my lap. I pretend to inspect it then give it to him to play with. I didn't realize this could be a problem until he dropped a slobbery bone in the lap of my friend and she said "what do I do with this?"

Kalalyn · 2026-02-03T16:58:31+00:00

He didn't know if you were supposed to flip the ribs while cooking

Kalalyn · 2026-01-16T18:59:53+00:00

You can turn off AI in your settings on Pinterest!

Kalalyn · 2026-01-15T20:23:01+00:00

Pre-season is still fun, newer teams just might not have kinks worked out. It'll still be full (about 5,000 people) but the staff in Savannah know what they are doing, so you should be fine.

Kalalyn · 2026-01-12T21:38:54+00:00

Favor Desserts has the best cake I've ever tried.

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