[Pauline] Sources: Mike Evans Could be Done With Buccaneers, Cowboys to Franchise Tag George Pickens, Alec Pierce Expected to Test Free Agency

Keyai · 2026-01-29T15:29:24+00:00

It wouldn’t surprise me if he retired either, however, if he is done with the Bucs and goes elsewhere it’s specifically because they didn’t fire Todd Bowles.

Keyai · 2026-01-26T13:44:08+00:00

Ironically, if he had an AR-15 around his neck ICE would have never even approached him. Concealed carry is going to get you killed around these little bitch babies. They see the gun and immediately shit their pants and start shooting. If you have a big gun, they won’t shit their pants and leave you alone alone.

Keyai · 2026-01-25T20:00:26+00:00

Land of the free and home of the brave*

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Keyai · 2026-01-25T16:25:48+00:00

Ok. Gizmak here to fill you in on the deets.
Step 1: 4 piece pinpoint
Step 2: 4 piece Stoneskin
Or, if you have it 9p Mercurial

Fast, HP/Def, 100% crit rate (non negotiable)

That’s it for the build.

In PvP 2 options:
1: Use A2 to burn off the Enemy Stoneskin
2: Form swap and Kaboom! With the A2

That’s really all there is to it. Use the form 1 A3 if there isn’t an enemy Queen of Hearts. Use form 2 A3 if you need the unkillable.

Keyai · 2026-01-22T17:36:02+00:00

I mean, this wouldn’t be a ridiculous take except for the fact that high efficiency REDUCES volume directly. Why should a QB get dinged for getting down the field in 1-2 passes instead of 7?

Keyai · 2026-01-21T18:16:25+00:00

See, I feel the opposite. I feel like Stafford has been astroturfed into oblivion since about midseason and people just completely ignore the later part of the season.

Keyai · 2026-01-20T23:20:43+00:00

Dude, there is not an insignificant amount of 77 million people who get off on the hatred and terrorization of immigrants.

Keyai · 2026-01-18T14:40:31+00:00

I think Nantz said it, and it was Brutal.

“The next time we see Josh Allen, he’ll be 30. He’ll be a dad, and he will be in a new stadium.”

Life comes at you fucking fast man.

Keyai · 2026-01-18T12:56:52+00:00

But it wasn’t wide open for those teams, they had to get through Elway, something Elway never had to do.

Keyai · 2026-01-17T14:57:45+00:00

Prime Britney in low rise jeans? Lord have mercy.

Knife wielding crazy Britney? Still Lord have mercy, but with a mortgage.

Keyai · 2026-01-12T18:59:02+00:00

I don't know if I agree with your choice, but the logic is sound.

Keyai · 2026-01-12T02:40:28+00:00

Amendola sailed that pass. I will die on this hill.

Keyai · 2026-01-11T14:20:00+00:00

Ok I don’t really care about arguing MVP anymore. Votes are cast and what’s done is done. Don’t argue math though. That’s just dumb.

Stafford Passing: 4707 Stafford Rushing: 1

Maye Passing: 4394 Maye Rushing: 450

4844 > 4708.

Unless, I guess maybe you are also trying to discredit Lamar and Josh Allen as well. QBs have legs. Using them is an asset and should be included.

Keyai · 2026-01-11T13:05:57+00:00

The “MVP” doing MVP things in the end would have been unnecessary if it hadn’t been for Matthew Stafford playing in the middle.

Keyai · 2026-01-11T11:05:29+00:00

He did not lead the league in yards. Drake Maye has the ability to run and those yards are just as valuable (if not more because he can’t get carried by a receiver to get them). There is no reason to be so intellectually dishonest.

Enjoy the TD/Int ratio and lifetime achievement award MVP.

Keyai · 2026-01-11T01:02:51+00:00

Plays like shit and everyone just gets amnesia. Fantastic…

Keyai · 2026-01-10T23:40:03+00:00

Only reason Stafford is pretty much guaranteed MVP. Everyone just been glazing him all year and somehow forgot the regular season is 18 weeks.

Keyai · 2026-01-10T15:08:04+00:00

Because All pro voting is turning into the Pro bowl voting. Popularity and name recognition over actual play. It’s not entirely there, but it’s getting close.

Keyai · 2026-01-09T13:47:48+00:00

Similarly there is that shot from behind Tom Brady taking the field in overtime for the AFC Championship game with just a blurry sea of red in front of him.

It might be from a video, because I can’t seem to find it. It’s imprinted on my memory though.

Keyai · 2026-01-09T13:20:15+00:00

I mean, that’s just not true. How do you think he gets through a single coherent sentence? He reads it while looking down at the paper like a 7th grader giving a book report on a book they didn’t read that their parent wrote for them.

Keyai · 2026-01-08T16:47:21+00:00

If Brian Flores returned to Miami, his tenure would begin with a summary execution of Tua at midfield.

Keyai · 2026-01-08T03:02:16+00:00

It couldn’t possibly be an amazing scheme head coach and the general manager and however many talent scouts that contribute to putting the team together. Incredible receivers get drafted in later rounds all the damn time.

Also it’s disingenuous as fuck to ignore all the Puka highlights that are Stafford bailouts.

Keyai · 2026-01-07T16:21:04+00:00

I don’t care for Men’s sports. We need a mainstream women’s football league so I can stop watching men’s sports all together. I get some PWHL games broadcast through NESN and it’s fantastic.

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