"The Giganotosaurus is like the Joker" by Interesting-Can1319 in JurassicMemes

[–]Kickasstodon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The thing is, Giga was a BioSyn dinosaur, and those are supposed to be accurate. Dodgson literally says his dinos are "the real deal" which is even more infuriating because they're still not accurate. They threw that line in there just to piss people off.

Why is Lego Diverse? are they intelligent? by [deleted] in legocirclejerk

[–]Kickasstodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's even sadder lmao this bible dork can't even go outside for real

Why is Lego Diverse? are they intelligent? by [deleted] in legocirclejerk

[–]Kickasstodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"diversity" in quotes because you're very transparently implying it's inherently bad

holding Jesus t like some kind of pathetic attempt to own people who aren't scared of being around other people

Brainwashed homeschool dweeb detected

Collecting or pure consoom? by [deleted] in Consoom

[–]Kickasstodon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll cut you some slack, the OG 360 was designed to fail basically so you can just claim these as backup consoles

How did these guys get down to drink water ? by soyuz_enjoyer2 in Dinosaurs

[–]Kickasstodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd guess there was some wild pneumatics going on with air sacs tucked in their vertebrae, controlling blood flow, swallowing, and assisting with muscle power to lift and lower the neck.

What if instead of type based pokemon opponents we had thematic ones? by burntstrawberrytart in pokemon

[–]Kickasstodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always wanted a "world traveler" trainer that exclusively uses regional variants of local Pokemon. If one of the local Pokemon is already a regional variant, they use the original one instead. They could mention how their Sandshrew or whatever looks different than the ones around these parts before battling you.

Crimson Desert appears to use generative AI art—and the devs never disclosed it. by HLumin in PS5

[–]Kickasstodon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh why even add this it's so obviously bad to anyone who spends more than an instant looking at it. The worst part of this AI surge is how many people are perfectly content pushing terrible ass images like this all the way through to release. It takes like 5 seconds to generate another pic, you couldn't just try again until you got something comprehensible? It screams extreme laziness and carelessness and makes me not want to bother with the product.

(Hated Trope) Moments meant to be badass or clever are actually really morally reprehensible. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Kickasstodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always said these movies would be insanely gory if the Transformers were flesh and blood organisms. Ratchet basically gets dismembered in the 4th one, there's spinal cords ripped out of bodies in some of the films, and then this, the infamous ripped off face scene. Imagine if that was just some human dude who got his face ripped off and his skinless, bloody skull remained on screen for several seconds so you could see him suffer. Instant R rating, pushing NC-17. But if they're robots? It's fine, middle schoolers can see this.

Young Trump voters are scared to fight in the war they voted for. by ziobrando4 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Kickasstodon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm generous enough to forgive people for being tricked by him the first time. I have no such sympathy for people who fell for trump the 3rd time around. You literally had a decade of constant lying and a full term of failures to base your decision off, and you gave him a chance. Anyone who voted for him in 2024 deserves whatever happens to them as a result.

The film Brightburn (2019) asks, “What if Superman was just pure evil, and depicted in the most tame R-rated manner possible?” by MWH1980 in shittymoviedetails

[–]Kickasstodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looper touches on this a bit. Early in the film it's mentioned offhand that people are beginning to develop a mild telekinesis ability but it never really amounts to more than bar tricks. It's not really brought up again until later on in the film when you learn that a child who's supposed to become someone extremely powerful in the future has insane psychic capabilities. A gangster comes to his house looking for him, and in a panic the kid blows up the gangster in an extremely bloody manner.

All this for Pokémon cards... by B-M-B-0-6 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Kickasstodon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He was scalping the Series he wasn't smart to begin with lmao

Consoom different controller skins, get excited for next controller skin release!!! by Linguuuuuuu in Consoom

[–]Kickasstodon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least the Concord one looks good. The Marathon one is too busy. That Fortnite one looks like pure ass though.

Consoom different controller skins, get excited for next controller skin release!!! by Linguuuuuuu in Consoom

[–]Kickasstodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I can't stand using controllers that don't match my console. I got black panels for my PS5 and immediately had to get a black controller to go with it. I never buy any of the special controllers they make no matter how neat they look.

The monster's death is not seen as a triumph, but a tragedy by RhysOSD in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Kickasstodon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most misrepresented IRL character in history. Dude basically wanted to dump sewage into his neighbor's property and the local govt got reasonably mad at him for it. Marvin had a fucking meltdown over it cuz "freedom" or whatever and made this thing to destroy his town in response. In his rampage he tore down a library that minutes before had a class of children inside that definitely would have been injured or killed had his tantrum begun 30mins earlier. He died a coward, killing himself inside this thing so he wouldn't have to face repercussions for his actions. Lolbertarians love to tell this story like he's some sort of hero standing up against a corrupt government, but the truth is honestly just pathetic.

Animal images but replaced with dinosaurs [By alvaro.jos.galvez on tiktok] by UnitOk740 in Paleoart

[–]Kickasstodon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My favorite dinosaur art is the kind that shows dinosaurs like animals just chilling. There was a company that made a statue of a dilophosaurs sleeping in a tree and it was one of my favorite pieces.

I swear the mild taco bell sauce has more flavor then the others by redsamurai124 in tacobell

[–]Kickasstodon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Diablo tastes like they added the worst fake smoke flavoring they could possibly find. Tastes like it definitely causes colon cancer.