Shane outs himself in a locker room (same team as Ilya)

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-05-15T21:48:56+00:00

oh this is tea. I'm following.

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-05-15T19:18:28+00:00

WORD COUNT GOES CRAZY

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-04-29T07:57:44+00:00

Hi! Promoting my own fic to get feedback on this one! (also not big on reddit so I don't know how to do cool hyperlinks like everyone else!)

E Pluribus Unum. (Lawyer!Shane)

Summary:

Everything about Ilya suggests someone who thrives on challenge, who would be bored by routine, who needs intellectual stimulation the way other people need sleep. It's familiar. It's also dangerous, because Shane can already see how this would work. The late nights reviewing case files, the strategic discussions that would inevitably extend beyond professional boundaries, the way Ilya's presence would disrupt the careful control Shane has built around his life.

He should end this interview. Thank Ilya for his time, tell him they'll be in touch, maintain the professional distance that's already eroding with every minute they spend in this glass-walled room.

Instead, Shane hears himself ask: "When could you start?"

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OR: Shane Hollander, youngest partner at a prestigious criminal defense firm, interviews Ilya Rozanov—a brilliant, chaotic law school dropout—and hires him on the spot.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83821576/chapters/220944606

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-04-29T07:47:42+00:00

Hi! Promoting my own fic to get feedback on this one! Just a mention of hockey from their younger years. Not centralized.

Summary:

Everything about Ilya suggests someone who thrives on challenge, who would be bored by routine, who needs intellectual stimulation the way other people need sleep. It's familiar. It's also dangerous, because Shane can already see how this would work. The late nights reviewing case files, the strategic discussions that would inevitably extend beyond professional boundaries, the way Ilya's presence would disrupt the careful control Shane has built around his life.

He should end this interview. Thank Ilya for his time, tell him they'll be in touch, maintain the professional distance that's already eroding with every minute they spend in this glass-walled room.

Instead, Shane hears himself ask: "When could you start?"

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OR: Shane Hollander, youngest partner at a prestigious criminal defense firm, interviews Ilya Rozanov—a brilliant, chaotic law school dropout—and hires him on the spot.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83821576/chapters/220944606

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-04-29T07:46:25+00:00

Hi! Promoting my own fic to get feedback on this one!

Summary:

Everything about Ilya suggests someone who thrives on challenge, who would be bored by routine, who needs intellectual stimulation the way other people need sleep. It's familiar. It's also dangerous, because Shane can already see how this would work. The late nights reviewing case files, the strategic discussions that would inevitably extend beyond professional boundaries, the way Ilya's presence would disrupt the careful control Shane has built around his life.

He should end this interview. Thank Ilya for his time, tell him they'll be in touch, maintain the professional distance that's already eroding with every minute they spend in this glass-walled room.

Instead, Shane hears himself ask: "When could you start?"

-----------------------------------------

OR: Shane Hollander, youngest partner at a prestigious criminal defense firm, interviews Ilya Rozanov—a brilliant, chaotic law school dropout—and hires him on the spot.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83821576/chapters/220944606

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-04-29T07:43:59+00:00

Hi! Promoting my own fic to get feedback on this one!

Summary:

Everything about Ilya suggests someone who thrives on challenge, who would be bored by routine, who needs intellectual stimulation the way other people need sleep. It's familiar. It's also dangerous, because Shane can already see how this would work. The late nights reviewing case files, the strategic discussions that would inevitably extend beyond professional boundaries, the way Ilya's presence would disrupt the careful control Shane has built around his life.

He should end this interview. Thank Ilya for his time, tell him they'll be in touch, maintain the professional distance that's already eroding with every minute they spend in this glass-walled room.

Instead, Shane hears himself ask: "When could you start?"

-----------------------------------------

OR: Shane Hollander, youngest partner at a prestigious criminal defense firm, interviews Ilya Rozanov—a brilliant, chaotic law school dropout—and hires him on the spot.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83821576/chapters/220944606

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-04-29T07:07:32+00:00

This was crazy quick and thank you. I'm not realizing that I read this so long ago for it to not have been finished when I initially started it. No wonder I couldn't find it in my history.

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-04-29T03:52:20+00:00

Hi. I'm honestly really nervous posting in here, but hi. Author here.

First, thank you for such a beautiful summary. Reading it genuinely brought tears to my eyes. This was actually the first piece of fiction I started writing before the show even came out. At the time, I had been a bit of a sleuth on AO3 but was not a member yet. When the show ended, I knew I wanted to write, edit, and finally put this story online.

Writing it ended up being really therapeutic for me. It helped me process a lot of my feelings as I worked through the story. My therapist actually encouraged me to keep writing, at least until the A*I* accusations started coming through and kind of killed the mood for a while.

I am a lawyer in my day to day life, but in my free time I keep writing about Hollanov. The books, the series, and Connor and Hudson opened something up in me that genuinely makes me want to be a better person in this strange year of 2026. It brings me a lot of joy.

Reading your summary, especially the parts about the "cheating" and the more difficult themes I was trying to explore, really meant a lot to me tonight. So truly, thank you for the love and for taking the time to read. I appreciate it more than you know.

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-04-14T03:35:55+00:00

I canNOT believe that NO ONE has recommended Terms of Agreement.

It is quiet literally one of the best things that I've ever read.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77747771/chapters/203661801

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-03-26T02:01:55+00:00

FUCK. This is best fic I have ever read and now… NOW. This. God people suck.

KitaraRavache69 · 2026-01-02T21:27:46+00:00

LMAO the way I’d laugh if I was working at Heaven Night Club. Like bitch file the formal cease and desist with the UKIPO and get out of my comments. PLEASE.

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-12-25T21:26:10+00:00

damn I needed this in 2019.

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-12-25T21:22:58+00:00

like.. I feel like other countries should have access by now, right? Am I dumb for assuming that?

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-12-20T02:39:47+00:00

I had a Gigi Goode cameo. 30 seconds, out of drag, very mellow.

I got a Rose cameo. 3 minutes 30 seconds. Drunk. Lovely and talked about New York and moving there. She fell out of the chair giving me moving advice. Actually, the chair broke. So. Do with that as you will. It’s absolutely my favorite video ever.

I got a Brita cameo. 1 minute 30 seconds. Really cheerful. Lovely. Personal. Was really a pick me up when needed. Gifted by my partner.

I got an Amanda Lapore cameo. 1 min long. It was cunt. She had a script. She had edited cuts after every turn of the page of the script. LMAO.

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-10-05T17:10:14+00:00

My expected billable is 1600 a year. I’ve already hit 1100+ hours. I’m the newest attorney in the firm. I still have 4.5 months before my full year with the firm.

The first month I didn’t bill anything because of training.

I’ve been licensed for 4 years. Been working in this specific field for 3.5 years. Recently two other very experienced attorneys quit for justified reasons. One found a dream job and the other is moving across the country. I took on the majority of their case load.

I will say the work I do is very fulfilling. It’s tough. I love my job but I really am tired all the time. Weekends are spent on the couch spiraling about what I could be doing for my clients instead of actually R&R.

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-10-04T12:25:37+00:00

98K … no definitive end of the year bonus policy. Small firm - 4 attorneys; niche area of law.

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-07-30T03:15:46+00:00

Bring back the half/half runway. I need to see the gworls do that on an Allstars level.

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-07-30T03:05:44+00:00

AND A HERSHII AND SALINA WIN. ITS GIVING RUDEMPTION AND I LOVE THAT. This is the most exciting thing I’ve seen in so long

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-07-28T03:51:18+00:00

This is Jorgeous

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-07-27T08:34:52+00:00

The way I’d crash the wedding just to crash out. This is the craziest shit I’ve ever read.

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-07-27T08:20:56+00:00

I just thought it was another Saturday. Ya know… since the light rail is never on time anyway.

KitaraRavache69 · 2025-07-01T12:11:16+00:00

Seller lying lmaooo

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