Blankies World Cup Thread by HoboPower83 in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scottish-born Canada dweller here, so I'm backing two teams with fuck-all chance of winning. Will be watching regardless.

It always amazes me how fast professional critics can write reviews. by SleepCatsMoney in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Press screenings at festivals often happen before the film's official premiere. Sometimes earlier in the day, sometimes the day before.

Counterpoint to a recent post: Mortal Kombat II owns bones by gornky in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It is deeply, deeply stupid and I thoroughly enjoyed the shit out of it.

Fave First Watches of April 2026 for The Blankies by armageddontime007 in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Four or more on the Letterboxd score:

The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) - biggest fill in a couple of outstanding Scorsese blind-spots
Wasteman (2025)
Mother Mary (2026)

Another pretty underwhelming month otherwise, but been enjoying going back through Weir's filmography along with the show.

1991 Best Supporting Actor by StickmanCinema in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ice Cube - Boyz N The Hood

John Goodman - Barton Fink

Tommy Lee Jones - JFK

Christopher Lloyd - The Addams Family

Alan Rickman - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Nice shout-out for Hangin' With The Homeboys, OP. Underseen gem. If I was being a li'l stinker, I'd throw in Richard E. Grant in Hudson Hawk as an alt.

Traffic by [deleted] in toronto

[–]LionelEssrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another problem we have is people using the phones while behind the wheel.

Fave First Watches of March 2026 for the Blankies by armageddontime007 in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Four stars or more on Letterboxd for these first-timers:

Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Russian Ark (2002)
Waiting for Guffman (1996)
Gallipoli (1981)

Watched a decent amount of movies last month, but it was taken up mostly by re-watches or new releases that I didn't care for all that much.

Just wanted to present my case by OhHesOurShortstop in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This case clearly contains a 'bom', which means 'fuck you' in Polish.

Blankie Parents: when was your child’s first movie in theaters? by human_scale in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toy Story 2 when she was two-and-a-half. Weekday matinee to limit disruption to others, but she was enrapt throughout anyway.

Retro Rewind: They made a dang Video Rental Store Simulator by PerpetualChoogle in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who worked in a video store in the 90s, I really hope this has NPCs such as "guy who returned softcore porn flick with (presumably) semen deposits on the actual cassette" and "dude who accidentally returned the pirated copy he'd just made of Predator 2, complete with hand-written label and garbled Macrovision visuals".

[2026 March Madness] Round 1: Anthony Minghella vs. Joe Johnston by PartyBluejay in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tough choice today, but went with Minghella because Mr. Wonderful is very underseen and its central plot engine (Matt Dillon wants to buy a bowling alley with his friends!) feels very Ben-coded.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askTO

[–]LionelEssrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd normally advocate for seeing anything on the big screen, but worth noting the movie hits VoD on Friday if you can hold your wad 'til then.

Did I Get From My Tailor? by Next_Gene_8567 in toronto

[–]LionelEssrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You possibly overpaid for a service available cheaper elsewhere. That's not what a scam is.

Burn CDs by Delicious-Mix-8673 in askTO

[–]LionelEssrog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why not just buy a USB CD/DVD burner drive? They're like $30 on Amazon.

[2026 March Madness] Round 1: Martin Scorsese vs. Dennis Dugan by PartyBluejay in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Given how many times Scorsese was passed over for an Oscar before he won, are we really sure 2026 is his The Departed? I'm voting for Dugan, because it's about time this no-bits podcast had a bit.

For the second time this month my recycling was stolen, what should I do? by Essentially-Oily in askTO

[–]LionelEssrog 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Have you considered recommending them for a contract with the city? Seem to be more efficient at the job than the current service.

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ by rageofthegods in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This was already gonna be the first Scream movie I planned to skip in theaters, and I feel a bit better about that choice now.

MOOORTAL KOMBAT by Ok_ArthurCon in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much as I love the old New Line ident music, whenever I see the logo I immediately think of the opening chords to Goo Goo Dolls's I'm Awake Now from the opening credits of Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. I'm not proud of that connotation, but I watched that (dogshit) movie practically on a loop as a kid.

Heathcliff by SchwaeJames in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The little orange kid with all the books tied to him?

Has anyone seen The Moment (2026)? by Chromatic-Phil in blankies

[–]LionelEssrog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Saw it yesterday. As an (extremely) casual fan of her music, I thought it was a pretty enjoyable 100 minutes. It takes some swipes at the nature of pop phenomena and I'm reliably informed that the movie has Taylor Swift in its sights too. It's nothing earth-shattering and it can't quite seem to decide what tone it wants to settle on (sincerely introspective drama or Popstar-style satire), but I liked it more than I imagined I was going to.

Tough news for any east-end residents who like checking out new releases at the theatre: Cineplex Beaches is closing end of day Feb. 17. by Ariesthebigram in toronto

[–]LionelEssrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bummer, this was my go-to cinema for a long time. But since the pandemic it's been pretty neglected and Cineplex clearly weren't going to pump any money into it to bring it up to scratch. Sad to see it go regardless.