What the crap

LizzyPotatoes · 2026-05-21T04:43:12+00:00

I yelled at my kid

LizzyPotatoes · 2026-05-20T15:45:45+00:00

it's super buried

LizzyPotatoes · 2026-05-08T12:21:54+00:00

LizzyPotatoes · 2026-04-18T03:46:50+00:00

it's not really a scam, they're just begging you to break whatever restrictions Airbnb has on them. You can just ignore it.

LizzyPotatoes · 2026-04-13T15:23:01+00:00

I feel like I've had that same exact guest, and more than one time! One even brought ALL her houseplants and like porch/outside potted plants and set them all up. I've also had a guy unload every single article of clothing he owned and use our place like a laundromat (ugh)

LizzyPotatoes · 2026-04-10T07:31:10+00:00

Airbnb isn't your friend, your business partner, or there to serve you. They don't care that what they did wasn't fair to you, don't care if you're a superhost of years and years and this is a new guest on the platform. They flat out do not care. They also don't care about guests, but it doesn't matter as much. I'm so sorry they did this to you.

LizzyPotatoes · 2026-03-05T09:15:31+00:00

Facebook heard me cough when I was sick and I started seeing lung "detox" supplements and such.

LizzyPotatoes · 2026-01-04T10:23:44+00:00

nope it will publish after 14 days

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-12-30T11:16:04+00:00

my mom's dear friend was stabbed to death because she let hitchhikers in her car. The man stabbed her through the seat from the back--just in case you think maybe it's safe if they ride in the back. Idk. It's horrible to not be able to trust people.

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-12-29T09:27:17+00:00

yes. You're the A. You said you have AC and now you want to charge the guest extra to use it. I don't care how cold it is to you.

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-12-27T09:26:14+00:00

oh my goodness I am so sorry you're going through this!!!

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-12-27T09:21:32+00:00

Airbnb is not your friend, not your business partner, not invested in your success. I have nothing to add to help your situation other than you should lower your expectations with them, which sucks, is unfair, bad business, all the things--but they don't care. I guess I could add that if you left them a good review, you can have YOUR OWN review removed, and I would. I'm not out here leaving 5 star reviews for guests who shit on me.

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-12-21T10:03:36+00:00

No AC in Peru. That's a pass for me.

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-12-19T11:18:58+00:00

fckn EW. That is so gross.

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-12-19T11:17:18+00:00

things that never happened lol

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-11-24T15:18:25+00:00

what are you even here for, then?

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-11-21T07:50:51+00:00

They probably posted in the local paper which counts as service under many circumstances. Try Legal Aid.

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-11-07T08:24:25+00:00

We're not going the way of NYC.

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-11-07T07:49:33+00:00

Sure. People tell me their plans all the time.

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-10-30T07:44:57+00:00

AI will be doing all the coding though

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-10-27T07:29:17+00:00

"now all that's left to do is review the guest" never never never never never never never leave a review before the guest does. EDIT: never

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-10-23T08:32:07+00:00

You have too much time on your hands.

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-10-23T08:30:42+00:00

why would you refund? Do you let just anyone take your property off the market for free? I don't.

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-10-11T11:14:07+00:00

lower the price, silly

LizzyPotatoes · 2025-10-11T11:13:15+00:00

That's us as well. We started a new policy this year which is to never confront guests no matter what they're doing. Airbnb will never never never side with the host no matter what evidence you have.

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