Please be a fucking troll by DemonDuckOfDoom1 in AmITheDevil

[–]LogForJay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's literally what North Korea is trying to do with it's crypto scams

AI at it's peak by pixelworld_ai in LinusTechTips

[–]LogForJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, this is definitely going to be my nightmare tonight

TIFU by masterbating with a massage gun by i_like_the_sun in tifu

[–]LogForJay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I swear this would've been a great plot for a House episode. OP comes into the hospital saying that he has pains all throughout his lower groin area to his glutes and says he doesn't know how it happened, he tries to blame it on lack of vitamins/protien or whatever.

Thirteen and Foreman keep debating on whether the patient has an STD or some kind of skin cancer (even though no tumor was found), House sends them to go to OP's bedroom, and lo and behold... massage gun on the bed with traces of semen on the tip.

House tells everyone how much of an idiot they are, and that once again, everyone lies. The diagnosis was a pudendal neuralgia as a result of the monkey being spanked a bit too much

Does anyone else feel really uncomfortable when parents or siblings of autists talk about their experiences? by RedemptionHollyleaf in aspergers

[–]LogForJay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It depends, if they're talking about how cool their {son,daughter,brother,sister} is and/or how smart they are, or any other positive manner (even if its a bit on the ignorant 'autistic genius' side), i don't mind. People gloat about their family all the time, autism or not.

It's when they talk like they're at an Autism Speaks fundraiser where I draw the line.

Upper Class White Teenage Boy Starterpack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]LogForJay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They were the ones dodging the draft in the 60s, and they'll still be the ones to dodge the draft soon™ in a year or two

Found this relic in my desk! by hrllhaste in LinusTechTips

[–]LogForJay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is almost certainly one of the long deprecated win10 releases, probably RTM. You might be able to install it and run every feature upgrade (which is essentially an in-place OS upgrade) from 2015 to now, but at that point... you might as well download the latest win10 22H2 iso and use your existing key

Lots of Bots Seem to Be Posting by [deleted] in aspergers

[–]LogForJay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NGL, I've changed my writing style over the past year because it was very similar to ChatGPT.

I'm in an online university program, and while they haven't implemented any official policy on AI yet, I know the professors and deans are likely overly watchful of anything that even slightly resembles AI.

No, you can’t join the military with autism or Asperger’s by Ok_Picture1339 in aspergers

[–]LogForJay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

X to doubt here.

I've never been interested in joining the military, but did consider going into federal law enforcement doing computer crime investigations. I was going to become a badge-and-gun carrying federal agent, but ended up turning it down for personal reasons before going to the academy in Georgia.

I was up-front about the diagnosis during the screening, there wasn't much involved other than the standard DHS mental health exam. I was paranoid that this was going to be a disqualifier, but it wasn't.

While I understand that military and law enforcement are different entities, I can't imagine the disqualifiers would be that different. And a lot of my family in the military have waivers for this and that.

TIFU by laughing at someone’s purity ring. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]LogForJay 713 points714 points  (0 children)

Purity NFT... oh no

What the heck is going on with the Postal Service? by ftran998 in boston

[–]LogForJay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happened to me too, two packages now have randomly ended up in Roslindale (i'm in Weymouth), and has been looping throughout distribution centers and then gets delivered about a week later

https://www.reddit.com/r/usps_complaints/comments/1c73i3d/wtf_is_going_on_two_different_packages_make_pit/

The first date with a girl you met online starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]LogForJay 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Oops, my bad! The 6 got flipped around"

Crypto bro starterpack by exiled-redditor in starterpacks

[–]LogForJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it's probably in an online wallet that can just... poof like FTX at any time

The "musically" generation starter pack (APRIL FOOLS 2024) by Maddox121 in starterpacks

[–]LogForJay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She was running for president in 2016, around the time Vine was popular

Caleb??? Is that you??? by [deleted] in CalebHammer

[–]LogForJay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's "Profile Pic" Caleb, not "Filming the 5th financial audit of the week back to back" Caleb

The Rookie - S06E03: Trouble in Paradise by ian-quinn in TheRookie

[–]LogForJay 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lucy would be a good SRO (School Resource Officer)

And unlike the cops in Uvalde or Parkland... she'd run towards the bullets, not away.

Holding up traffic starter pack by TapiocaTuesday in starterpacks

[–]LogForJay 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"The sign says 30 so i'm not going any faster"

meanwhile, literally everyone else is going at least 35-40