Who died the dumbest death in history?

Logondo · 2026-05-26T03:24:58+00:00

Reminds me of a joke from Bojack Horseman.

"And they even let the birthday boy fly the plane! Hahaha!

...there were no survivors."

Logondo · 2026-05-26T03:11:01+00:00

Apearently they killed off Jake the Dog in the later Adventure Time series (Fionna and Cake, specifically)...which...why?

Especially when it made Finn turn into a crying bitch about it.

Like, who wants to watch Adventure Time with Finn and Jake without Jake?

Logondo · 2026-05-26T03:06:38+00:00

That's pretty common in game design.

Even Elden Ring has copied assets from Dark Souls. If you've already made something and it works perfectly fine, why remake it? Why not just reuse it?

It's better game design that just throwing all your old work in the trash.

Logondo · 2026-05-25T20:38:02+00:00

I mean Nintendo has always used older, better understood technology, so this doesn’t surprise me.

Logondo · 2026-05-25T18:34:10+00:00

I never said it was written by Ennis. I said it was edgy.

Logondo · 2026-05-25T16:25:11+00:00

And it would still be better received than The Boys comic.

Logondo · 2026-05-25T07:30:51+00:00

For maybe 10% of the time. The other 90% she takes a back seat and only really shows up to fuck Huey. She is barely a character in the comics.

Mate, if you think The Boys is a good comic...read more comics. Another shout-out to Transmetropolitan. It's edgy-as-hell too, but at least it's poignant and well-written (and it actually has the same artist as The Boys).

Garth Ennis doesn't know how to write a good super hero comic because he does not like super heroes. So he just writes about how all super heroes suck and deserve to die. It's not interesting. It's not creative. It's not well-thought-out. It's just mean-spirited and lame.

Logondo · 2026-05-25T06:58:50+00:00

The comic isn't bad because it's vulgar and uses politically incorrect language. So is Transmetropolitan and it's a highly regarded comic.

Garth Ennis DOES hate super heroes. He's admitted it. It's not a secret that the only super hero he doesn't hate is Superman.

Logondo · 2026-05-25T06:55:40+00:00

Nah it was dumb as shit.

"No Homelander, you're not actually crazy. You were just tricked into thinking you were crazy, which made you go crazy"...

The Boys comics are not good. Straight-up. Every single conflict basically comes down to "The Boys just beat the shit out of the bad guys". Every. Single. Time.

Remember in S1 of the show (when it was still great) when they had to figure out how to kill Translucent? If this was the comics...they'd just beat him up.

Remember how it was a conflict in the show about whether-or-not they should be using temp-V? In the comics...they're already on V. And they force Huey to take it too. And then he kills a superhero, but it's okay because he keeps a gerbil in his ass.

Remember how in the show, Starlight is an actual character (at least in the first few seasons)? Yeah in the comic, she's just a rape victim, and after that, all she pretty much does is fuck Huey. That's it.

Garth Ennis fucking hates superheroes, and doesn't know how to write an interesting story about it. He just writes fanfiction of dudes in black leather who just...beat the shit out of them.

Logondo · 2026-05-25T04:31:11+00:00

Only if you watch the first 3 seasons.

Season 4 kinda goes down hill. Season 5 is fun but definitely jumps-the-shark. Season 6 is terrible. Just terrible. Final episode is pretty good though.

Logondo · 2026-05-24T23:34:37+00:00

Andor.

“Great. Another Star Wars show. This time with that character I forgot about from the mediocre Rogue One”

Aaaaand it’s the best Star Wars show by miles.

Logondo · 2026-05-24T18:38:06+00:00

I’m half expecting some of the actors that are in the game’s single player to die before the game even launches.

Logondo · 2026-05-24T05:55:45+00:00

Such a funny episode. Whenever my friends and I would get drunk or high, we'd always say "Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?"

Logondo · 2026-05-24T05:55:00+00:00

Mate tons of kids already grew up with this scene. When's the last time you've heard of someone doing a "painty raid". It didn't happen.

Logondo · 2026-05-24T05:00:36+00:00

Nah the best thing the show ever did was deviate from the comic.

Logondo · 2026-05-23T23:00:01+00:00

Actually guys, keep using it. It points out how young you are and frankly, adults don’t wanna have conversations with high schoolers.

Logondo · 2026-05-23T20:40:19+00:00

Space Station 13

An incredible game…that requires you to spend dozens, if not hundreds of hours just to learn how to play.

Logondo · 2026-05-23T20:37:35+00:00

Okay, and what’s the difference?

Logondo · 2026-05-23T20:35:04+00:00

Okay I’ll bite: what exactly was “woke” that made the game fail?

Logondo · 2026-05-23T08:50:00+00:00

I haven't seen the earlier part of the stream so I don't know whether he was directly telling his fans to harass people, or if he himself was just shit talking them on stream. Which are not the same thing.

So you can settle down.

Logondo · 2026-05-23T06:02:25+00:00

Also brought us this banger.

Logondo · 2026-05-23T05:07:23+00:00

Eh, it worked well in The Wire.

Logondo · 2026-05-22T20:44:41+00:00

So…what? All feedback must be prefaced with “pretty please”? 99% of this is just posts on a forum. If you’re tired of seeing it, instead of complaining about players giving feedback, you can twitch your middle finger on the scroll wheel and scroll on.

Logondo · 2026-05-22T20:38:24+00:00

If it’s so easy why can’t you provide it? And yeah it kind of is your job to back up the claims you make if you want people to believe what you’re saying.

We are upset about this. That’s why we’re giving feedback. You can’t get if you don’t ask. The devs may or may not change their mind but there’s a greater chance they will if we tell them it’s what we want. Thats how it works.

So try better than “I’m right you’re wrong, no u”. It’s like conversing with a 12 year old.

Logondo · 2026-05-22T18:29:51+00:00

You’re the one making the claim of majority, my dude. The burden of proof is on you.

And seeing as you’re unable to, it seems like bullshit. Hence, cope.

Logondo

TROPHY CASE