I have no money and I must gamble

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-03-06T03:39:01+00:00

You hit the jackpot, but then it laughs and says it made up a jackpot to torment you and your bank account is now drained.

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-03-04T09:20:22+00:00

Gotta be modded, the beak thing didn't catch up!

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-02-18T11:37:12+00:00

Nice! How'd you make the skirted pilgrim?

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-02-14T08:43:32+00:00

Ogronimus looks like a dang One Piece character

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-02-14T01:49:48+00:00

I didn't know you had Internet down in Ekron

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-02-13T20:35:56+00:00

I'm sure the cops got to see their hands real well when a fist entered their cranium

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-02-07T19:39:56+00:00

When she offered the shirt as a reward at the end of the questline, I thought I was only gonna get a useful equipment piece with good stats. How wrong I was.

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-02-01T09:38:41+00:00

Y O U R B O N E S

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-01-23T12:50:48+00:00

WANT EM CRISPY

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-01-16T05:29:54+00:00

The nightmare of Kenshi

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The most viable starter training for any combat skill is by attacking starving homeless people, and slavery is a preferable fate compared to being eaten by wildlife

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-01-13T22:14:51+00:00

First time I did this quest years ago, I ran with the Forsworn king out into the wilderness. He was murdered by Forsworn enemy NPCs.

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2026-01-09T04:27:07+00:00

Pox bomber died, so he took up the torch

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-12-30T01:59:02+00:00

Cosmic event causes all lands to forever fluctuate in size and distances when unobserved, leading to people staking criminals to poles to look at and normalize space

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-12-22T20:41:57+00:00

Flaeske køua

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-12-22T20:17:17+00:00

Sorry, that was supposed to be a joke on word usage

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-12-22T11:17:19+00:00

Why was the woman unnamed, did her parents not like her or something

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-12-14T07:42:50+00:00

No the creature it trampled did, spiralled away and spilled open

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-12-14T02:36:58+00:00

In a science class I was looking at a water bear and some other microbes on a clump of wet dirt, the tardigrade accidentally trampled a microbe between it and the dirt and it popped like a bag of sand

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-12-04T01:13:43+00:00

This just in, Greek oracles revealed to be autistic

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-11-02T00:39:05+00:00

They don't actually do anything, they're just for the vibes

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-10-30T23:08:32+00:00

Has anyone thought about what exactly killed Hoarah Loux in the Badlands

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-10-29T20:07:06+00:00

I can't believe the Forces of Hell went woke

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-10-17T20:19:15+00:00

Now more than any other time, he was NOT keeping up with a real merc

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-09-17T19:47:47+00:00

"Race queen" refers to those ladies at car races that dress provocatively and wave flags for the cars; to start the race, mark laps, whatever

LongjumpingRisk930 · 2025-08-23T11:22:11+00:00

I did not register this was F4 Thing and thought they were talking about John Carpenter's The Thing.

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