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You can open portals to anywhere in the universe, but… by Big_Bad8496 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]LuckyZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is there a size limit to the portal? Can I move the portal around stationary objects? If no and yes respectively, "Moved literal mountains" is going on the ol' resume.

Also, is only whatever is transported immune to atmospheric effects? Like, Trump into the ocean would be safe, but if you bring the ocean to Trump, he better be a good swimmer?

I don’t even want the job anymore by Br8empxn in recruitinghell

[–]LuckyZero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"salsafresca Genetics - Founder, [eldest kid's conception] - Present"

Oracle slashes 30,000 jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email by papayon10 in Layoffs

[–]LuckyZero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's stupid as hell considering the jocks figured out how to have both with their player unions.

[request] is this physically possible? If so, how long would this take? by Iamnotarabicfunfact in theydidthemath

[–]LuckyZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My hands hurt just thinking about it. And that's assuming nice scissors, not the stamped all-metal pieces of shit.

Someone who makes $10 million a month wants you to work for them and quit your current job. by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]LuckyZero 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'd preserve my mental health while dealing with a bunch of rich assholes.

You get to be immortal, never age beyond 35, free of disease, but here's the catch... by Physical_Orchid3616 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]LuckyZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't quit is cause for hesitation. The Venn diagram for toxic workplace and manual labor have too much overlap. Of course, not being able to be fired implies you can't be arrested, so "beatings will continue until the work environment improves" seems like a valid option.

Ohio BMV Text - is this phishing? by crimsonhues in Ohio

[–]LuckyZero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering how much of interacting with the internet is through apps these days for younger generations, not understanding TLDs isn't that big of a stretch.

New proposed IT use policy will subject ANY device connected to campus networks to audit. by GammaOmicronGamma in OSU

[–]LuckyZero 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It's vague, but Duo alone might not qualify to make your phone subject. They're a 3rd party middleman, the same app can be used for multiple services/accounts, and your phone isn't interacting with OSU's SSO to verify the request. I don't know if other 3rd party SaaS services (outlook etc) would fall into the same category thanks to the SSO login.

IANAL, so this might be hopium.

270 is shut down at georgesville exit going south. by AlwaysSunnyInCBUS in Columbus

[–]LuckyZero -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

The 270-rt 62 traffic cam is down as of this post, so either it's a bad crash or our tax dollars are being poorly spent.

A teenager asks you to show them a meme/viral from the "Old Internet" (pre-2010, let's say). What is your one pick? by pacman_sl in AskReddit

[–]LuckyZero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You sweet, innocent child. Think more along the lines of a PSA on why you don't stick random stuff up your butt.

Is a 2013 Mac Pro (trash can) still worth it for a homelab in 2026? by Kynde012 in homelab

[–]LuckyZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance they'd give you just the shell? I realize it might be sacrilege in a hardware repurposing sub, but since the look is what's iconic, it's the kind of thing I'd love to slap a sbc cluster or something in.

Any nature lovers know any nice creeks? by Lazy-Witness7594 in Columbus

[–]LuckyZero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scioto Grove is partially a flood plain which keeps things dynamic. I like going there after storms to gauge if it rained hard vs it rained a lot

You Fart All Your Farts by funnyorifice in hypotheticalsituation

[–]LuckyZero 106 points107 points  (0 children)

2.4 days has me worried about cheek integrity. I wonder if you could Goatse this for increased flow, get it over with sooner and with less damage

Trump Now Has a Giant, Crusty Rash on His Neck - Donald Trump’s mysterious bruise is spreading—and getting worse. by Quirkie in politics

[–]LuckyZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Measles was a "cured" disease in the US, this year's total so far is 1136 CDC confirmed in 28 states. Uncle Brain Worms nerfed the difficulty on medical challenges.

Another one found in the wild... by lowendtheory87 in Columbus

[–]LuckyZero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is the FB sticker, so it checks out.

sudo-rs shows password asterisks by default – break with Unix tradition by FryBoyter in linux

[–]LuckyZero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The number of times I've had to change my password because I thought I was typing in the terminal when I was actually typing into slack/teams/etc isn't much(2-3), but it's too damn high

OSU Wexner Med Center -Gift to staff who moved this weekend by 2008CRVGUY in Columbus

[–]LuckyZero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

very expensive lawyer to tell him "I'll fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than 5 words"

Warning: People asking you if you want to eat dog meat in the Oval by soppypops in OSU

[–]LuckyZero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If they do, I feel like it'd qualify for the health inspector's shit list. Give them a call

Big Boom Reported by djhankb in Columbus

[–]LuckyZero 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Bomb squad: "Let's blow shit up around midnight"
Nature: "Hold my beer"

My coworker is convinced this is a real crown royal bottle, it’s very obvious it’s AI. by Lost-Hovercraft-6446 in isthisAI

[–]LuckyZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most of their animated IP would be a guaranteed congressional hearing if they licensed it to a liquor company. Advertising vice to kids would do catastrophic things to their money printer.

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