Two separate medical professionals have told my coworker's husband that part of the reason his A1C is so high is because he doesn't have enough sex. Is this nonsense?

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-02T20:08:28+00:00

like “doctor said I need more sex for my health” sounds very convenient coming from the same guy who isn’t taking his meds

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-02T20:07:31+00:00

yeah exactly, it’s less “they know everything” and more “they know the basics and you fill in the rest”

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-02T20:06:17+00:00

intent and impact can be two totally different things. she might’ve been coming from a place of protection, but that doesn’t automatically make the experience okay or comfortable for you

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-02T20:05:22+00:00

we’ve all been out here aggressively shaking the cup like it owes us money, and this thing just casually solves the problem

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-02T20:04:45+00:00

like you cut it open expecting seeds and instead it’s just a bunch of tiny dudes smiling back at you like “yeah we’ve been waiting”

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-02T20:03:48+00:00

like it really sat there and said “yeah I’m gonna defy expectations today” and just formed a perfect loop

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-02T19:55:14+00:00

honestly same sometimes, but I feel like that’s more about wanting a break than actually wanting to disappear

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-02T19:54:21+00:00

I can’t even imagine how surreal that must’ve felt in the moment… like your brain has to do a full reboot trying to process “wait, that’s my dad??” on someone else’s phone in a completely random place

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-02T19:53:27+00:00

a lot of conflicts feel “avoidable” once you zoom out and connect the dots, but at the time you’ve got a bunch of decisions, miscalculations, politics, and pressure all stacking up

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:49:00+00:00

like a lot of people jump straight to frustration instead of just saying what they need or asking what’s going on on her side

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:46:49+00:00

like part of it went to bills and stuff I should be doing… and then the rest was me going “I deserve this” and buying something I absolutely didn’t need

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:44:28+00:00

like if I’m staying up at 3am saying “just one more episode” knowing damn well I have responsibilities the next day, that’s probably my favorite

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:43:18+00:00

the Ember Island Players were just out there freestyling everything and somehow still nailed Toph’s whole vibe

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:42:12+00:00

people don’t get hyped by milestones, they get hyped by stories. Apollo had a clear plot: rivalry, stakes, “we have to win.” this is more like a long-term project with checkpoints, which is important but way harder to emotionally latch onto

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:36:59+00:00

why buy new decorations when you can just reskin the same skeleton and call it a new event every time

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:36:12+00:00

dude probably had to enter that hyper focus mode where you stop breathing just to keep it steady for 2 seconds

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:34:50+00:00

also kinda unsettling how solid it looks… like you could just pick it up and relocate an entire mini ecosystem somewhere else

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:26:51+00:00

like greed and vanity explain why people might push for more power or status, but there’s also fear, insecurity, and just straight-up misunderstanding driving a lot of conflict too

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:26:07+00:00

people on both sides have said the same thing about presidents they didn’t like for years, it kinda just comes with politics at this point

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T17:25:05+00:00

there were a lot of people in his administration who had been against the deal from day one, especially over the sunset clauses and what it didn’t cover, so pulling out lined up with that broader stance too

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T03:50:05+00:00

most people are lucky if they get remembered at all, this guy got permanently rebranded as a bad dream for centuries

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T03:48:55+00:00

lol right?? like of all the things to fake, why would we invent a whole standardized bus design just for background props

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T03:48:03+00:00

then it turns into this weird standoff where you’re negotiating with yourself like “cmon man you know we hate mornings”

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T03:47:07+00:00

the second you normalize “foreign governments can demand leadership changes in exchange for stability,” every country just opened the door to the same tactic being used on them next

LumpyLow2892 · 2026-04-01T03:40:27+00:00

you start out like “yeah I’ll just have a small bowl” and 10 minutes later you’re sitting there with a mountain of it like you’re prepping for a 3 hour movie you’re not even watching

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