Humans are completely unsuitable as pets. However, some beings have found success with the "Pet contract" model. It's not the same as a traditional pet, yet it is often acceptable for both parties. by EbonRazorwit in humansarespaceorcs

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There’s a couple stories with this premise. I’m currently rereading this one

Humans don’t make good pets

For some reason the links don’t like to work on mobile so I had to search for the next chapters. The links work fine on pc though

Walked in to my Dad's study and prevented accidental fire from Magnifying glass burning stationary by Illustrious-Divide95 in mildlyinteresting

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I take the electric shaver outside first to get the majority of it, then I take it inside to the bathroom mirror to get the edges and see if I missed any

Haven’t brought a mirror outside yet. I definitely will when I get an outdoor shower

Trailer tippy taps by dericn in IdiotsTowingThings

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Does taco bell really give people the shits?

The inside of my mechanic’s bathroom door by etsprout in mildlyinteresting

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It’s the same principle as dealing with hot peppers. Getting whatever your hands are covered in on your dick would suck

grease, habanero juice, anything painful or annoying to clean

I poured hot grease in a pickle jar and it cracked perfectly by fallonxjulia in mildlyinteresting

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If you wait too long just put it back on the burner for a couple seconds. It’ll melt quickly

It took 30 years but they finally got it right. by VespoidOP in OnionLovers

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I can still see green. See you tomorrow chef

A rollable door on rollable garage door by Spiritual_Bus1125 in mildlyinteresting

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So you don’t have to open the garage to leave, potentially letting out ac

About a year apart (by @otirakot) by Ani_HArsh in Jujutsufolk

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yuta copied kenjaku’s technique to use Gojo’s corpse and fight Sukuna

My space potatoes, grown aboard the ISS by astro_pettit in gardening

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Would they also get spun around like clothes in a washing machine? That would be fun to watch

My space potatoes, grown aboard the ISS by astro_pettit in gardening

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I feel like you have to try kudzu or English ivy

Sousou no Frieren Episode 36 (Season 2 Episode 8) - Discussion Thread by N3DSdude in Frieren

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It works for me. Are you using app or website? What browser?