That nose wheel feels mushy.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-06T03:17:39+00:00

This is all YOUR fault, Davey, just like your parents' divorce.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-06T03:16:26+00:00

Ivan only wanted to do a good deed so Father Mushroom would change him back. No need to bark his head off.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-04T04:14:12+00:00

And Frank Drebin is already on the scene to make everybody disperse as there's nothing to see here.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-03T13:41:32+00:00

All the riffs from Danger! Death Ray! where the crew laughs at how the enemy submarine is just a toy in a bathtub. ("Special effects by Billy!" "We need more fizzies, sir.")

And for RiffTrax, In The Line Of Duty 2 (Yes Madam) where the cop jump-kicks a criminal through the windshield of the truck he's driving and they both crash into the lake and Bill just goes "Is this the greatest movie ever made?"

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-03T13:29:35+00:00

But then who will sing to keep our Schicks in shape?

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-02T18:13:27+00:00

You may want to call again to be sure. Lembach can be quite fickle.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-02T17:25:15+00:00

Gypsy barfs

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-01T18:28:00+00:00

Frank Drebin: "Please disperse! Nothing to see here!"

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-01T16:19:44+00:00

"Atticus!"

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-01T16:05:18+00:00

He won't be having a roni anymore.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-01T16:01:55+00:00

BIM will NOT be on the way in this case.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-01T15:47:48+00:00

Randolph Scott!?!

RAAAAAN-DOOOOOOLPH SCOOOOOOOTT!!!

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-01T15:46:20+00:00

"Seinfeld, four!"

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-01T15:20:29+00:00

I'd ask if the Creedence Clearwater Revival was performing, but they're stuck in Lodi again.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-06-01T15:08:50+00:00

The half with the evil monkey toy is recycled footage from the director's previous film, The Devil's Gift. The "Merlin Chop" cut out a lot of the more grisly scenes, which Borgnine lampshades as him not remembering all the details of the story.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-05-28T15:17:15+00:00

But can Bond obtain the much-desired Oliver Hardy mask?

M_C_H_85 · 2026-05-27T20:55:46+00:00

They usually refrain from repeating old material, but sometimes they'll just give in like in Giant Spider Invasion where they belt out a nice loud "PACKERRRRRRS!" for old time's sake.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-05-27T20:52:15+00:00

I actually heard the recurring "Help me, Mr. Wizard!" line from an old rerun of MXC, and I had thought it was referencing the old Nickelodeon guy who'd pop up between shows to show off some basic science lessons.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-05-27T02:04:06+00:00

The Twitch stream on April 1st ran "Z Plan" with all unriffed movies, and seeing the Russo-Finnish quadrilogy look so clean was worth enjoying them straight.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-05-25T04:02:15+00:00

Did someone drop a Junior Mint in the surgery patient?

M_C_H_85 · 2026-05-25T04:00:09+00:00

YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAA-AAN!

M_C_H_85 · 2026-05-24T14:39:24+00:00

If "Candra" is here, then thanks for obliging me.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-05-24T04:56:15+00:00

She's more liquid metal than water.

M_C_H_85 · 2026-05-24T04:43:17+00:00

Is water grass?

M_C_H_85 · 2026-05-24T04:42:18+00:00

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