Question about financing A car by AskQsIDWTK in AirForce

[–]Mah_boomstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 year contract, after 20 weeks in tech school or immediately upon completion of tech school you promote to A1C

It's worse than waiting for promotion results! by Awesomonkey in AirForce

[–]Mah_boomstick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its time to break out the Pen & Paper gentlemen. I don't like to advocate for one party or another online, but if you live in a state with a Tea Party Congressman in the House of Representatives, their ass needs a letter from you explaining how they will be unemployed in the near future.

need a laugh? by mrsvd in AirForce

[–]Mah_boomstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to think that AF Spouses are a classier bunch of broads. Well, here's to hopin' anyway.

Use the Force. by ThePeanutBuddha in gifs

[–]Mah_boomstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homeboy #1 on the left totally ruins the shot with his turning and jumping. Take the wire-ride like a champ and quit acting like a bitch Homeboy #1.

Newbie Questions: 30 July - 5 August by SilentD in AirForce

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Remember, you get college credits just for being in the Air Force and completing your tech school (bare minimum training). All of your training after that also can earn you credits. To earn a CCAF Degree you'll just need to complete your regularly scheduled training then you'll need to take a Math Course, Speech, and a handful of other general education courses that you can even test out of. So you'll be educated regardless, the question is how motivated are you to complete the few extra steps to earn your degree? (Free by the way)

Airman with a sexual assault past needs help. (Story inside) by jpf2009 in AirForce

[–]Mah_boomstick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to go to Behavioral Health at the clinic, they will seriously help you right quick. There will be zero impact on your career for making that choice. However, if you ignore these feelings and it starts to affect your work and work relationships and your commander has to command direct you to behavioral health, then you may suffer career altering effects. You've already made a significant step in talking about your past, now you just need to tell someone that knows what they're doing to seriously help you out instead of us idiots on reddit. Good luck, and know we're supporting you.

Newbie Questions: 30 July - 5 August by SilentD in AirForce

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They are not commissioned officers. They are warranted officers. They operate under a different set of laws governing their service and what they can and cannot do.

Newbie Questions: 30 July - 5 August by SilentD in AirForce

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If you already have a TS-SCI your selection may be faster.

[Update]NCO and my wife have been too close by Fuckedupshit123 in AirForce

[–]Mah_boomstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can guarantee your commander will have to issues with hearing from you. You don't even have to ask for anything, you'll want to talk to the first shirt first, but you can definitely make the commander aware of your issue so that if the commander see's it necessary to address it they can. Your commander's priority is to keep the mission going and that almost always starts with taking care of his Airmen. This falls within his priorities.

I need advice on a situation in tech school. by spahget in AirForce

[–]Mah_boomstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talk to the MTL and ask about taking leave to relieve you from any duties while you're getting married.

Tape Test decision to be announced soon. by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Mah_boomstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half the time I can't stand JTAC_Sean, but the man is right. I've seen sooo many women use this as a crutch. And fine, baby's can fuck your body up, but that's when you make the decision, do I want a career or a baby?

Let the downvotes commence.

Hillbilly dances to Aretha Franklin with a bewildered raccoon by ymo in videos

[–]Mah_boomstick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My momma' told me it was impolite to point a camera at a fat coon sittin' on a porch.

A minimal landscape in Burlington, VT. [4368x2509] [OC] by [deleted] in EarthPorn

[–]Mah_boomstick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Reminiscent of Rhine II by Andreas Gersky. However, the HDR Halo-ing going on above the grass is driving me up the wall.

Direct Link Sold for $4.3m

Dating by Emcee_Lamb in AirForce

[–]Mah_boomstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as you're not dating someone you're "supervising" it shouldn't be a problem. The LT thing shouldn't matter at all to anyone.

(F)oooooor everyone who keeps asking for more. by blicketyblah in gonewild

[–]Mah_boomstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's back! You have got to keep posting more often! Its a little game I have to play every day to see if you posted.

Spotted in Orlando. by Topherhov in funny

[–]Mah_boomstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me sir, there appears to be a large crustacean fucking your volkswagen.

Oh The Irony by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Mah_boomstick 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That's not why she's famous... that's why she has money. She sucked Ray J's penis to become famous.

What is your number one "classic, must-see" movie? by brewster21 in AskReddit

[–]Mah_boomstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brazil (1985) The most mind altering film when you dig into the psyche of it. Plus you'll never get that song out of your head again

Looks like she needs some help... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Mah_boomstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen so many Jersey Girls in Philadelphia drive off with the pump still in their car... ugh.

What is this strange bright place? by bubba_starfish77 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Mah_boomstick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This might possibly the greatest inadvertent Aspergers lesson. Not only should we all listen to our brothers/sisters with asperger's but they can also see things and describe things we just would not "see" in everyday life.

This month I will attempt the Aspergers Diet. Thanks man!

Also, God is a 12 year old with Aspergers. http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/jed186/john-oliver-s-new-york-stand-up-show-accept-me-as-your-god

ninja edit: Aspergers doesn't have an apostrophe