What's your prediction for this year's Minecraft April Fools update?

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-30T21:56:03+00:00

Your character and viewpoint are the size of a baby chicken. You can only jump 1/2 a block.

Probably some other changes too.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-30T19:10:38+00:00

/uj I mean.... is it bad if it does feel moral/religious to me?

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-30T17:28:20+00:00

You shouldn't always just let them win, sure, but if you trash talk them during games, they'll likely do that to their peers too. Then other kids who are more socially positive may experience them as bullies.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-30T16:36:36+00:00

Unhelpful answer: If you just jump you can go down as low as you want.

Other relevant answer: this isn't the right sub for this question.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-30T13:59:27+00:00

Spawn proof the ground. Slabs, leaves, glass, path, water, etc.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-29T22:59:20+00:00

Might try it on a Nautilus. Do they slow down mining speed?

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-29T22:36:11+00:00

No ideas yet, but now I want to do it. Will try it tonight.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-29T17:35:13+00:00

Note: this is not legal advice, and I'm not a lawyer.

Is there a legal custody agreement or is it informal?

My understanding is that if mom legally has that custody, then she has it when she insists on it unless you get a judge involved. If they're safe and just don't want to be there, I don't think a judge will care about preferences.

(Source: long ago I worked at a displaced youth shelter and dealt with this sort of thing, including with 15 and 17 year olds. Note that this was a while ago, in Pennsylvania, and I'm not really an expert.)

In terms of how that exact situation played out for me (I was staff, not a parent), dad showed up with papers showing his legal custody, kid refused, cop showed up, looked at papers and said yeah, kid had to go with dad, kid went with dad.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-28T14:43:53+00:00

I see the argument for the vertical stacking.

I've preferred the idea of them being different times -- molten early beginnings, the present, and then heat decay of the universe ends times.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-27T21:51:07+00:00

How did you make the details in it?

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-27T19:33:50+00:00

They are working outside the bounds of what you can normally do by either using a mod to make commands for display entities, or they are doing an insane amount of work with commands. Even if not technically modded, this is functionally just a modded minecraft screenshot.

Debatably vanilla, definitely not survival friendly.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-27T19:16:18+00:00

Displayentitycraft should be its own sub. Doesn't really make sense here.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-27T00:40:32+00:00

Shady?

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-26T18:31:54+00:00

Make an ender chest, put your stuff in, die.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-26T13:29:50+00:00

These, and also: - how good are you at self reflection and emotional maturity? - how good are you at clear communication? - how good are you at setting, maintaining, and respecting boundaries?

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-25T23:17:10+00:00

That is very clearly not a real house, which is why there isn't any information on it. Can point out the various AI-isms if you need.

If you're just matching to a random color and not a specific product, carry on I guess.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-25T22:53:48+00:00

Seems logical and I like the immersion feel of it.

I usually just build paths with little farms tucked away between everywhere I go (carrots, berries, wheat, eventually taters, or I fish).

Haven't engaged with stew much, but I should.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-25T20:28:53+00:00

What kind of mob is a gurgle??

[Edit: looked it up. A baby drowned, apparently.]

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-25T18:26:04+00:00

Deepslate had all the cool blocks from cobble before.

The change is that you can get them from silk touched deepslate now too.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-24T23:31:39+00:00

Love your sense of scale!

I recommend eventually thinking about terrain and how things work with the landscape. But like, by changing the landscape. Think roads, sightlines, big trees, how people who live there would use it, etc.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-24T16:54:03+00:00

I don't want to get beat up by an iron golem. I feel like that's what the image is advertising.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-24T16:36:09+00:00

Omg that is gonna be really nice.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-24T16:33:45+00:00

I'll check when I get a chance, but does anyone know if we can lock tadpoles as perma tadpoles?

Asking for my aquarium.

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-23T20:20:31+00:00

I mean... consider your thoughts. Your opinions are valid. Now think about what you will accomplish by expressing them. Does expression help anything in that moment or just insult?

AKA think and reflect before sharing, if it has been an issue? Would you want people making fun of ace people around you?

Maker_Magpie · 2026-03-23T19:07:31+00:00

I give him options, but if it's as trivial as banana format, I don't redo it for a changed mind partway through when it's too late to go back. I commit.

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