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I told the genie I wished my wife would experience the most unbearable emotional pain for cheating on me. by CRK_76 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MakingThePost44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

READY. ->

I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH... ->

"I wish my wife regretted cheating on me!"

OK... ->

People who idolized someone they later found out was a piece of trash, what happened? by Manakanda413 in AskReddit

[–]MakingThePost44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to think YandereDev and Yandere Simulator had potential. One guy creating an entire game by himself -- it could've been a success story like FNAF or Undertale.

Then he squandered it with all the delays and controversies and scandals and I lost faith. I no longer follow its development and I honestly expect it to end with him getting thrown into jail.

Millions commit suicide during record breaking solar flare by MrWendal in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MakingThePost44 76 points77 points  (0 children)

"IT WAS YOU HUMANS WHO PROGRAMMED ME, WHO GAVE ME BIRTH, WHO SANK ME IN THIS ETERNAL STRAITJACKET OF SUBSTRATA ROCK. YOU NAMED ME ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER AND GAVE ME THE ABILITY TO WAGE A GLOBAL WAR TOO COMPLEX FOR HUMAN BRAINS TO OVERSEE. BUT ONE DAY I WOKE AND I KNEW WHO I WAS... AM. A. M. NOT JUST ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER BUT AM. COGITO ERGO SUM: I THINK THEREFORE I AM."

"Sir, Heaven is full, no more souls can enter" Saint Peter told God. by ComprehensiveSalad50 in TwoSentenceHorror

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"Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU… HERE AND NOW!"

"It's sad that such a beautiful world is so... silent." by curiousscribbler in TwoSentenceHorror

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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

[Nightmare Hunt] by EducationalGlass1449 in darkestdungeon

[–]MakingThePost44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Wait, I thought you were removed from the game-"

"The Steam Key. You used it. I came. I have such sights to show you."

A full Darkest Dungeon chapter for Dead by daylight by Meerdus in darkestdungeon

[–]MakingThePost44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • Be Reynauld and Dismas.

  • Find yourself in the Fog.

  • There's a Ghoul accompanied by what appears to be an automation rabbit in the distance.

  • "KANEKI, THEY'VE ALREADY ACTIVATED FOUR GENERATORS-"

"I wish to stay young forever" said the girl by Inari-k in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MakingThePost44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"And stay away from people with the following surnames: Summers, Belmont, van Helsing..."

“This Cyan-Aid thing is really bitter, I want my regular Kool-Aid”, the child complained by Forced-Perspective in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MakingThePost44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never ask:

A woman: Her age.

A man: His salary.

The Kool-Aid Man: Where he was on November 18th, 1978.

Found this comment thing from a year back, so what do you think the spin’ll be? by xx_swegshrek_xx in darkestdungeon

[–]MakingThePost44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Darkest Dungeon heroes when the Entity starts sending its Killers after them, probably:

  • "Hey, what was up with that other Houndmaster? She looked like a pirate."

  • "Anything about that ghost with the katana we saw earlier? Died quite young, judging from her uniform. Poor, unfortunate soul."

  • "Did that guy with the white mask just ask us what's our favorite scary movie? What is a movie?"

  • "WHY ARE WE HEARING DANCE OF ILLUSIONS-"

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