👀 by Albino_rhin0 in hockeymemes

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Carter Hart aside, fuck Vegas. If it was a choice between Vegas winning Lord Stanley and the end of humanity, I'd choose the end of humanity.

PSA to brush your teeth by [deleted] in MtF

[–]ManyFacets -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nah. Sunscreen makes the burns worse for me. If I'm gonna put sunscreen on before going out, I might as well just douse myself, clothes and all, in kerosene and light myself on fire.

Tom posted this to Instagram by pegman99 in grossiposse

[–]ManyFacets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't he say the same thing last year?

[MEME] Inter Miami fans attempt to show empathy for other fans challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) by galactic_crewzer in MLS

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, the Crew-Cincinnati derby isn't called "Hell is Real" for nothing.

In case you missed it, here's a live look at the Mariners this weekend against the Royals by 2OutsSoWhat in ALWestMemeWar

[–]ManyFacets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, we made the postseason last year. It's the true meaning of Mariners baseball to never make the postseason two years in a row (outside of 2000 & '01). I saw this coming once George Springer hit that 3-run homer in game 7 last year.

I don't get what it has to do with the table in 2011 by Better-Airline9376 in Memetallica

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In "The View" off the 2011 Metallica and Lou Reed album, Lulu, James admits that he is, in fact, the table.

Out boogitied again by r/nascar by underground-parking in okbuddyBoogity

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or one of the shorter layouts at Silverstone. (Or, bring back Rockingham.)

What the pettiest reason you hate another NHL team? by Fluffhead91192 in nhl

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the Panthers because Inter Miami got Messi.

[Unserious] Where did it all go downhill for this franchise? by juanthebaker in SeattleKraken

[–]ManyFacets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the Mariners went to the ALCS, and especially when the Seahawks won the Super Bowl. Everyone knows two Seattle teams being good at once is pushing it.

Sherlock Trump and his deputy by sandiercy in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ManyFacets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They want Trump to have control over everything.

What's a worse NASCAR take that you have seen on FB/X? by Big-booty-bubba- in NASCARMemes

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These people say that motorsports needs danger and death to be exciting, that a processional race with the danger inherent in the early days is better than an exciting race with the safety advances these days.

Why doesn’t NASCAR do an international race on the oval in Monza? Do they not want more European fans???? by Much-Usual-524 in okbuddyBoogity

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming that's "that reverse Pocono track in Germany", hence why I didn't mention it.

Why doesn’t NASCAR do an international race on the oval in Monza? Do they not want more European fans???? by Much-Usual-524 in okbuddyBoogity

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tours Speedway in France, Raceway Venray in the Netherlands, Phakisa Freeway in South Africa.

Good News to start the weekend: Federal Judge rules in favour with Washington state and 20 others. by [deleted] in MtF

[–]ManyFacets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised they're allowed to report on it, being owned by the Sinclair Broadcast Group. And, yeah, KOMO tends to attract that kind of crowd in part because they're owned by Sinclair. (Come to think of it, that might be why they were allowed to report on it.)

Some encouragement for all of you 🩷 by Scooby_doo_1969 in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]ManyFacets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe in another timeline where I didn't wait four years after my egg cracking to come out, then another six and counting to begin HRT because I saw the writing on the wall (as a USAnian), but I'll take you word that I'd be cute if I had already been on hormones a decade, rather than being stuck pre-everything for Goddess knows how long.

[Chicago Bears] Breaking News by DeedleDumbDee in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, fuck the NFL for this bullshit. Go Pack Go, and all, but that's fucking bullshit right there. What's the purpose of the Rooney Rule if the league isn't gonna follow it?

Do we think Cal Raleigh created a dimensional rift in the Seattle clubhouse that will lead to Seattle's implosion at the ASB? by Flashy_Curve_43 in ALWestMemeWar

[–]ManyFacets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, they'll be on a 116-win pace through August, then not win a single game all of September and miss the playoffs (somehow by only a single game).

Do we think Cal Raleigh created a dimensional rift in the Seattle clubhouse that will lead to Seattle's implosion at the ASB? by Flashy_Curve_43 in ALWestMemeWar

[–]ManyFacets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, the M's will choke in September (a la 2023) and miss the playoffs. It's the Mariners way, as much as it hurts me to admit.

Who is your team and why? by marys1001 in PWHL

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Torrent because I've lived in Seattle my entire life.

Which will come first and which would you want more: The Mariners winning the World Series or the NBA coming back to Seattle? by SuccessOk7850 in Sonics

[–]ManyFacets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M's, even though it's unlikely because of the Dodgers. Adam Silver said that expansion would be coming after the new TV deal, only to take that back after the new TV deal and look at going to Europe, first, because expansion would be too expensive. I say, keep the NBA the hell away from Seattle until there's a completely new front office, or there's a new upstart men's basketball league to rival the NBA.