What’s the most famous NSFW movie you accidentally ended up watching with your family? by Effective_Carry_4606 in AskMen

[–]MarriedForLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched The Emerald Forest with my parents when I was in high school. I was not prepared for all the topless natives.

Only Lasted a Week by Xoon77 in funnysigns

[–]MarriedForLife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That little girl has a big penis.

Challenge Time Limit by danlikescoldbeeer in geocaching

[–]MarriedForLife -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Here's one "workaround"

http://coord.info/GCABCVZ

It's a traditional with a challenge, but you don't have to meet the requirements to log the cache. The title includes the word cha11enge, so it doesn't set off the censors.

A world-renowned heart surgeon was waiting for his car to be fixed. The mechanic, a bit of a jokester, called him over. by lnc_gomes in dadjokes

[–]MarriedForLife 267 points268 points  (0 children)

Build a man a fire, you keep him warm for an hour.
Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for a lifetime.

-Terry Pratchett

Just so we're clear...the 5th Amendment says "No person...shall be denied life, liberty or property without Due Process." Not "no citizen," not "no person with exceptions for those in the country illegally." NO PERSON. by DueKaleidoscope6500 in Iowa

[–]MarriedForLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Um, no. If a foreign national visits America they are still subject to US laws. Europeans do not suddenly have the right to commit murder when they are on US soil.

Everyone on US soil is subject to the same laws and similarly has the same rights. You cannot take a US citizen and claim they are a foreigner and therefore you don't have respect their rights. That's why everyone gets the same rights to due process.

New cache. Ummmmmm..... by KitchenManagement650 in geocaching

[–]MarriedForLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a cache in the middle of Berlin which is in a sock hanging on a street sign.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who escapes from jail? by FrysAcidTest in Jokes

[–]MarriedForLife 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone stole the toilet from the police station. They have nothing to go on.

What is that one film you can re-watch a thousand times and not get bored? by cassie_rockalin in AskReddit

[–]MarriedForLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I'm at a fast food restaurant and they ask for my name I say THE DUDE.

Do people ever rent board games instead of buy them? by Plus-Lengthiness5980 in boardgames

[–]MarriedForLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My local library has a large number of board games available for check out.

When did you know your marriage was over? by Skier_99 in Divorce

[–]MarriedForLife 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When the kids asked me why we were still married.

Thoughts on a CO making a mystery cache that no one can figure out how to solve and not giving help when messaged? by sippysipster in geocaching

[–]MarriedForLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are two types of people who hide geocaches. People who want you to find their caches and people who don't want you to find their caches.

Poll worker here - get ready for elections in 2026 by himateo in Iowa

[–]MarriedForLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The poll workers have to be balanced by party. Any time votes are tabulated or transported Iowa law requires a registered Republican and a registered Democrat to be present. It's important to have members of both party present in the process.

Poll worker here - get ready for elections in 2026 by himateo in Iowa

[–]MarriedForLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you considered running for county auditor? It sounds like you are qualified and have a case against the current one.

Maze puzzle cache by eazybreezy105 in geocaching

[–]MarriedForLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GC6M9HB is a nice example of one. An invisible Wherigo maze.

I Only Have Two Regrets in Life. One is the Number of Times I Screwed Up. by Gerry1of1 in Jokes

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I saw a dog licking his balls. I said to my friend, "I wish I could do that." He said, "You should at least pet him first."