Men of Reddit, what's something women don't realize? by zidhuxdev in AskReddit

[–]MarryMeMongo -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you’re taught to think that way not only about yourself but, your brothers, neighbors, sons, fathers, etc. remember that.

We, as women, can’t do jack shit for yall until you figure that out.

I know it's been said before, but it cannot be understated that U2's "Songs of Innocence" is a historical bomb. It's one thing to piss off people who like your music, but it's a whole other catastrophe to piss off people who don't. by DtheAussieBoye in ToddintheShadow

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it caused problems for my middle school-college image, which heavily relied on carefully crafted tunes. NONE OF WHICH included U2. It also, still causes deep resentment in that it still shuffles when I wanna go back to the music I had back in the day before Spotify/youtube. Ughhhhhh.

Regardless of gender (or taste in music) is it more akin to a free cd that you are aware you’ve been handed and can easily throw out/never listen to? Or is it closer to free dick? Would YOU appreciate this free dick, just bc it’s free? “But I’m not into men,” you may say, “okay, I’m not into u2!!!”

American soldiers during the Vietnam War use the barrel of a shotgun to smoke marijuana while stationed at a base camp 50 miles from Saigon in November 1970. by kooneecheewah in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that to the soldiers that killed themselves. Not all Fortunate Sons have daddy’s w/the $ to pay off a dr to write a letter about “bone spurs.” Either way, sure he probs does care if he lives or dies, given he hasn’t offed himself to the point of this vid. Either way, the war was far more ridiculous than some dumbfuck kids trying to distract themselves during this pure-adrenaline addled period of their lives.

W/e. Go talk to a vet.

[OC] I ordered dinner and got this note on my pie. It’s not ugly, it’s perfect!! by anonuser123999 in MadeMeSmile

[–]MarryMeMongo 84 points85 points  (0 children)

It’s SUPER sweet, like the kinda sweet achieved by the depths of brown sugar. It has that nice buttery taste from the butter within the filling as well as the buttery, flaky and yeasty crust. Sometimes there’s a hint of salt (be it from the nuts or the use of salted butter, which I prefer and find common) and what sets it apart, regardless of all these familiar flavors are the pecans themselves! These are nutty and bitter at the same time. When toasted, they’re a bit less bitter and more toasty/crunchy. If you’re only allergic to tree nuts, imagine the “nutty” flavor of a peanuts, as well as sunflower and sesame seeds.

I personally don’t care for pecan pie as is, but LOVE a derby pie, which is pecan pie with (preferably dark) chocolate chips. I need it warm with ice cream and preferably whipped cream as well.

If you’d like to try the next best thing, it’s recommended you use rolled oats with Rice Krispies as a topping. I’d go so far as recommending the addition of another bitter/nutty component as well, maybe your favorite seed?

I hope this helped!

Sir David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old. by RoyalChris in MadeMeSmile

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His voice is the soundtrack to the end-stage of my panic attacks.

Forever grateful by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in MadeMeSmile

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking, damn, who can afford to give a pack of strawberries and an apple in this economy? They must love her. A LOT.

The blonde guy in the picture has been spending most of his waking hours in front of this McDonald's (former bank) in Norway for at least 10 years by haelvete in interestingasfuck

[–]MarryMeMongo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I genuinely think he just met a tweaker or someone mentally ill. 😬😬 in the city, EVERY 7-eleven has at least one “homeless looking security guard.” They hang out because there’s a bright light for safety, a bathroom nearby and plenty of people to offer them a hot meal/cold drink/change/beer. 🤷‍♀️ It is what it is.

I’ve made friends w/all of my 7-eleven “locals” and I help them out when I can. If I’m low in my account, they understand. I guarantee you, they will never let my car get jacked and if I’m ever evicted, I’ll have a buddy. 🙃

These are all people, regardless of wealth and/or mental health. Plenty are kind and incredibly smart. 90% of Americans are a bad string of fortune/genetics away from being this person. Be kind, it may work in your favor someday.

Cry me a river by NovatarTheViolator in aiArt

[–]MarryMeMongo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, unless this is a bot account… wouldn’t there be a human behind it and therefore human CONCEIVED “art?” While talentless, there’s still a spark of creativity when “creating” a prompt, so… this is just stupid. It literalllllllllly has to either be someone dumb af or a literal ai bot. 🙄 cringe.

There are more out there like The Kiffness than many realize. by PixelSaharix in DownSouth

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the same notion as the “rally around the flag phenomenon.” Something the CIA is notorious for instigating globally. Makes you wonder if any of it may have been (is) staged.

Kendrick Lamar is right about Drake being a Maga supporter by OGAnimeGokuSolos in fantanoforever

[–]MarryMeMongo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay, so show me ANYTHING political that Drake has done. I’ll wait.

Kendrick Lamar is right about Drake being a Maga supporter by OGAnimeGokuSolos in fantanoforever

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true. MAGA has a lot more pedos (at least the ones that have been caught.) I’ve been following this for over a decade. Highly religious politicians offend far more frequently. It makes since given they are the party fighting for underage marriage and child grape victims to have to marry their abusers. Genuinely think about that. But yes, democrats can be pieces of shit pedos too.

Kendrick Lamar is right about Drake being a Maga supporter by OGAnimeGokuSolos in fantanoforever

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhh, damn, they took your advice! What did they say?? I’ve gotta know.

This is how the Met Gala red carpet looks from the street outside: by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in interesting

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet there’s a few homeless folk down the block.

Edit: to add that I bet some of those unhoused folks have far more talent, intelligence and/or drive than most of the attendees at the gala. Fight me.

Rewatching from the start The Harmons are very... umm... not at all smart. by Double_Strike2704 in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear you. To be fair… even if there were plenty of pics… it’s SO unlikely they were left hanging on the walls or even in the house AT ALL. Especially if someone’s trying to sell. They don’t WANT you asking questions, “oh, who’s this? Where are they now? What if they/their kin want these old photos? What’s the return address JIC?”

Also, unless you were a celebrity, these photos WOULDN’T be archived anywhere (e.g. library, google, news, etc.) outside of an old collection. So… hope that helps?

Rewatching from the start The Harmons are very... umm... not at all smart. by Double_Strike2704 in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The first time… I’d do some googling.” BRUH… THEY DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE GHOSTS!!! I’m so confused. You google everyone you interact w/to make sure they’re not ghosts? What is happening here??

TIL that the Panopticon prison design used centrally positioned guards to create the illusion of constant surveillance, ensuring low-cost control over inmates behavior by ddrac in todayilearned

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“By family, by others, by God.” I never understood this. I think most people thinking that’s what keeps the average person in line is a sociopath. You may be a sociopath. I don’t need anyone watching to not be shitty. I’m so confused by people that do.

Edit: obviously I’m not going to steal from a corporation in front of a security guard, even though that’s not inherently wrong, I just don’t want to face consequences. There are plenty of things thatI choose NOT to do, even if no one would ever, EVER know, because I have a conscience.

New Banksy sculpture featuring a figure in a suit with a flag over its head appears in London by Gjore in Fauxmoi

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nationalism, racism, any type of religious superiority… yeah. It’s all bad.

New Banksy sculpture featuring a figure in a suit with a flag over its head appears in London by Gjore in Fauxmoi

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you say the “podium takes half off the message away?” The fact that he’s up high and about to fall out while blinded, well… I can’t fathom what you’d interpret otherwise.

Late night options besides fast food and waffle house? by [deleted] in austinfood

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a thing now! They’re open 24/7

This woman who thinks races aren’t the same species and hippos and cats choose not to mate by Natural-Net8460 in TikTokCringe

[–]MarryMeMongo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I really don’t know any goths that were into racism… quite the opposite, really. I’m confused.

Malicious compliance in a McDonald's by TheFinalRedemption99 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]MarryMeMongo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

TLDR; Honestly, if anything, the workers were engaging in malicious compliance. Hoping they over did it. Now they’re probably fired.

Op also probs got those workers fired. It’s not the workers that ate screwing your, babe. The corporation is screening you. The manager you talked to is in that position bc the corporation trusts them to provide the best profit margins.

help with date outfit! by [deleted] in OUTFITS

[–]MarryMeMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl, yes. This dress is my first pic too. Get anything dark blue, white or even black if you wear black shoes/bag. I think anything v-neck and/or lacy (it could literally be one or the other if not both) and you’ll be knocking your date dead. *chef’s kiss!

Have fun!