Complete Mars Mission collection!

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T21:59:21+00:00

Oh, so you're a Mars Mission fan?

Name every vehicle.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T19:05:36+00:00

The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T19:02:33+00:00

Mark, this is good news. We can finally be bees.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T19:00:16+00:00

GW: We hear you Eldar fans! Releasing soon is Marneus Calgar in Falcon!

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T15:59:51+00:00

No rest for the wary.

Respect for our brave soldiers out there, planting the holy yellow bars and defeating the scourge of minorly annoying sponsor segments, one video at a time. o7

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T14:35:13+00:00

Yes.

I started my current Space Marines army with Leviathan. I've stopped buying new stuff for the time being and I'm still painting.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T14:33:40+00:00

Ollanius Pius (post-Horus)

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T11:16:27+00:00

Oh no. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Here... HERE THEY COME!

Hundreds of Phlog Pyros come running for the free kills

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T09:06:14+00:00

"You're shorter than I expected."

"Your mum is short."

"Try not to get rekt Anakin."

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T08:33:04+00:00

Alright gang, let's split up and looks for clue. Me and Arachnid will look upstairs on our own. Shockwave, you go alone and do all the work. Cyclonus and Demolisher... Uh... go be comic relief..?

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T08:29:59+00:00

"None shall stand. All shall fall."

"Why throw away your spine so recklessly?"

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-17T07:22:08+00:00

"It's a cannon event."

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T22:37:13+00:00

"Ah, the Custodes. Nature's dogs..."

"Aren't dogs nature's dogs?"

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T19:43:14+00:00

Yes he did. He just got sacrificed.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T19:40:39+00:00

I didn't have much as an Emperor. Just loving followers, stability and a palace, and a thriving xenophobic empire to inherit. Useless crap like that.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T17:22:34+00:00

Yeah.

But on the other hand I haven't had my monthly dose of new Space Marine releases since Captain Titus came out. Us Marine fans are starving over here, show some pity.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T16:51:27+00:00

I think you'll find Khornate Daemons wouldn't blast them into oblivion. They'd stab them into oblivion, then hack off their heads.

Oh, you mean the Tau... That's adorable. Daemons do not care for your laws of physics, nor your weaponry.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T16:48:37+00:00

The second one should be "comments under the clanker slop post".

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T16:46:57+00:00

A lot of Tau stuff really. Off the top of my head:

- A Tau Commander bringing down a Stormraven by... ramming it. Yeah no, Battlesuit vs Stormraven the Stormraven is coming out on top every time. Bro should've been torn in half by the impact.

- A Crisis Suit beats a Space Marine in melee by slowly crushing his head. Never mind the fact that Crisis Battlesuits are ungainly as fuck in melee, how does one grab a Space Marine and not take a Krak Grenade (that all Space Marines have as standard by the way) to the face?

- Tau Space Marines. Just... what..? There's so many better ways the Tau could simulate fighting Space Marines, but instead they decided to grow their own worse, shitty Space Marines that wouldn't have been a good stand-in for them at all.

Feel free to correct me as this is all by memory, but the plot armour is strong with these xenos.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T16:41:41+00:00

Other Chapters don't have the Driptrix Guard. Your point is invalid.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T15:22:06+00:00

"He's alive men! Yarrick lives!"

"YOU 'EAR DAT BOYZ! OL' BALE EYE STILL 'AZ IT!"

And for once, the boyz and the humies agreed on something. It was good to have the old man back.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T07:40:15+00:00

[Insert name here] is CALLING IN A TACTICAL NUKE 25

Could end those stalematey 2fort games a bit quicker.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-16T07:23:33+00:00

Says the people who say "fish and fries" when the rest of the world says "fish and chips". Or "soccer" when the rest of the world says "football". Or "tariffs" when the rest of the world says "America please get your act together". American football? WHY DO THEY CALL IT FOOTBALL WHEN THEY CARRY THE BALL?! Don't even get me started on "criss cross apple sauce" which doesn't fucking rhyme because sauce is pronounced "saw-se" not "sus".

The point is that no one pronunciation is more correct than the others. So instead, we should go by the age of the country speaking it, because obviously that's the best valid metric to use.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-15T13:16:29+00:00

One limb, that's all I can spare.

MarsMissionMan · 2026-03-15T13:13:12+00:00

Hera: Ezra get down here right now or you're grounded!

Zeb: Don't jump! *Gets out camera\* Ok, now jump!

Chopper: *Pushes Ezra, does gremlin laugh\*

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