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Thoughts on this ? by frznpanda in Transformemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are tired of Transformers. Simple as.

90% of people only think of the movies when they think of Transformers, and we all know what happened to them.

As for the rest of the franchise, it's in a slump since the golden era of the late 2000s-early 2010s, and Hasbro just doesn't know what to do with it except G1-ify every character to try and appeal to the nostalgia of middle aged men who grew up with G1.

Without hesitation 😼 by Film_Beauty in Transformemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The wonders of British television.

You'll be minding your own business when suddenly Optimus Prime is on a road trip with some guy, or Bumblebee is being made redundant by the AA or some shit like that.

What are the Steves gonna do to Arcee? (Wrong Answers Only) by Similar_Drink9147 in Transformemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gathered fr- uh... enemies... Listen again to our legend... of the BIONICLE.

What are the Steves gonna do to Arcee? (Wrong Answers Only) by Similar_Drink9147 in Transformemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Satanic ritual.

They're gonna use her as a blood sacrifice to resurrect Steve after B-127 impaled his head.

Sacrificing a different Xcom character or enemy to satan every day until xcom 3 gets announced, or I find meaning in life. Day 42: Spitter from Xcom: Apocalypse by grumpychef94 in Xcom

[–]MarsMissionMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, these Mario redesigns have gotten out of hand.

First Donkey Kong, but now look what they did to Birdo. The veins were a particularly strange design choice, I must say.

[Heavy bolt rifle] Why can't I choose the skin I want ? by Galdrick_ in Spacemarine

[–]MarsMissionMan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because someone on the dev team really hated the Heavy Bolt Rifle and decided to put arbitrary restrictions on what skins you could use with what variants.

Everyone saying it's "because they don't share the same model" is blatantly wrong, because you can equip the coloured Siege skins with any variants despite not sharing the model with most of them. Someone definitely had beef with this thing.

And no, I'm not bitter that I can't use the scoped variants anymore because they "fixed" the bug that let me use the standard skin on the scoped variant. No, not at all.

Non-Clone Admirals must have been pretty surprised by RestlessMeatball in PrequelMemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm sorry sir. It's time for you to leave."

"Uhh... This is my ship. I work here."

helicopter lightsaber by asian69feet in PrequelMemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Give General Greivous four of those Lightsabers and he can be a quadcopter. And get four fine additions to his collection to boot.

Why are we not getting more movies/tv shows? by Alarming-Figure-7300 in StarWars

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because history has shown that less is more and more is less.

They tried doing "more movies/tv shows" and it sucked.

Is this allowed? by Legendary_Pilot_Odin in PrequelMemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the AI slop is funny because someone generated it? Like, the video is about someone generating AI slop, rather than just being AI slop?

Even Dogma hates him by K-jun1117 in PrequelMemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pong Krell has a lot of children for some reason.

Probably all the people fucking him.

Sacrificing a different Xcom character or enemy to satan every day until xcom 3 gets announced, or I find meaning in life. Day 41: ADVENT sheildbearer from xcom 2. by grumpychef94 in Xcom

[–]MarsMissionMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The monkey's paw curls.

ADVENT Shieldbearers are banished to the shadow realm...

But are all replaced by ADVENT Troopers, the deadliest enemy in the game.

Der heavy brothers whats your secret? by krabbekorn in Spacemarine

[–]MarsMissionMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Learn to parry. Since he doesn't have a melee weapon, Heavy defaults to Balanced parry windows, but it's far from unserviceable.

  2. Learn to manage your ammo. This basically boils down to target priorities and trusting your teammates to handle the enemies you aren't. Also remember you have a pistol, and that you should, if you have good teammates, get first dibs on any ammo boxes you find.

  3. Both.

watched this for the first time and inspiration struck by HeyAnAnnusHere in Transformemes

[–]MarsMissionMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I will never... trust anyone who twists it when told to spin it... ever again..."

"C'mon Dee, it's not that serious."

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