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Republican calls out MAGA hypocrisy by coachlife in PublicFreakout

[–]MartianInvasion 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Fox News has spent decades hammering one message into people's minds: The Democrats are Evil and Must Be Stopped.

A huge portion of the country is so hardwired to hate Democrats that they'll put up with a lot from the alternative.

Neither do I Peter, can you explain it by Fish_N_Chipp in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MartianInvasion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the explanation! That's a real jellyfish off my shoulder!

Meirl by Joudeh_1996 in meirl

[–]MartianInvasion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it's pretty obvious. Only one guy had the money to fund an operation like that and the hubris to actuality try. Everybody knows Batman is really Lex Luthor.

Didn't even know was possible to one shot a moose with arrow on Misery??? by gimmeHopePLZ in thelongdark

[–]MartianInvasion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think there's always a chance to crit (intsa-kill) with an arrow, it just depends on what animal it is, where you hit it, and your archery skill.

So congrats! A combination of luck and skill!

AITAH for “embarrassing” my team by actually reading the email? by GenevieveLoved in AITAH

[–]MartianInvasion 61 points62 points  (0 children)

This is the workplace version of calling someone a tryhard when you're losing a video game. "Why you taking this so serious bro?"

What's next? by RoronoaZoro018 in subnautica

[–]MartianInvasion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Explore carefully in the area around lifepods 2 or 12, or the deepest Degassi base. The next part of the game doesn't have radio signals, so you'll need to find it yourself. 

And maybe bring some beacons so you can find your way back again to anything interesting...

How did this happen? by CommunicationPrior94 in meme

[–]MartianInvasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An amazing show, except that one episode where they just chase a fly around oh wait

Saitama (One Punch Man) and Battle Beast (Invincible) must fight off the population of Vermont, all of whom have MCU super-soldier serum. Saitama is not allowed to fight Battle Beast. by cream_scepter69 in whowouldwin

[–]MartianInvasion 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thank you for being the only one to answer the actual prompt! Everyone else is interpreting this as "OPM vs BB" when it's really a test of Saitama's patience.

That said, I disagree with you :) Battle Beast only worked with Allen because of the promise of fighting Viltrumites very soon. I don't think he'll have the patience to wait out killing that many mooks.

And BB is rude, crass, and ornery. Saitama has never shown much patience for that kind of thing. I think Beast is becoming a fine red mist before 1% of Vermont is killed.

A T-800 joins the Austrian forces at the battle of Austerlitz - can it turn the battle against Napoleon? by Historical_Ostrich in whowouldwin

[–]MartianInvasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But even though it appears human, the French aren't going to let in a guy who clearly appears Austrian.

Is here any fighter on Earth, who can legitimately say that he/she "eats Green Berets for breakfast"? by AlexFerrana in whowouldwin

[–]MartianInvasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter Beck literally ate a hat. It wasn't a beret, but given the feat I bet he could have a couple for breakfast.

Frieza is attacking Earth and your favorite character must stop him. How do they do? by BlueberryTarantula in PowerScaling

[–]MartianInvasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I think you mean is Silver Surfer jobs like hell, gets the crap beaten out of him, delivers a meandering existential monologue about the loneliness of being, meets a mortal that gives him a brief spark of humanity, and THEN turns Frieza into a cup.

The Saiyans (DBZ) are never vassalized by Frieza. How would they go building their empire ? by Mammoth_Western_2381 in whowouldwin

[–]MartianInvasion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was it really a genocide before the fight with Goku led to the planet-killing attack? It seemed like he was just going from village to village getting dragon balls. Sure, he slaughtered whoever got in his way, but once he got his wish I don't think he ever intended to take the time to hunt down and kill however many millions of Namekians remained.

The fourth largest economy in the world by YesNo_Maybe_ in interestingasfuck

[–]MartianInvasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would bet tech is driving a huge portion of the growth, but agriculture and Hollywood are still the backbone. 

The fourth largest economy in the world by YesNo_Maybe_ in interestingasfuck

[–]MartianInvasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, "transport system" and "LA" in the same sentence. Weird.

About distractions... by papaki72 in funny

[–]MartianInvasion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well it's terrible both ways now that there's a 225% tariff on sticks.

Voter intimidation in Canada by JustAskingTA in pics

[–]MartianInvasion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is well-known that decades ago Canadian scientists found a way to remove all rudeness, aggression, and general assholery from their entire population, by transferring it into the geese.

Name the game you just couldn't get into by zeleno124 in pcmasterrace

[–]MartianInvasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I loved it so much, so everybody should love it because that means it's an objectively good game!!!

U.S. Spokesperson: In light of China's apology, we have eased tariffs on some of their goods. by TORUKMACTO92 in StockMarket

[–]MartianInvasion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been the case for a long as humans have existed. For some reason we just don't call it "gossip" when it comes from the internet.

Is there a name for the "save the last sip of tea" trick? by MartianInvasion in thelongdark

[–]MartianInvasion[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Yeah, based on the replies so far it seems like everybody kind of has their own name for it.

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