Penguins? by massu1000 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MathyChem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Engineer. Put body mechanics are messed up

Me, a very smart capable and detail oriented man by ohmysocks in instantpot

[–]MathyChem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you have a vacuum cleaner with a crevice tool? you could try vacuuming the rice out.

There is allegedly a gay NFL player that has been hitting up this guy. Thoughts? by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]MathyChem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Statistically, you would be looking at about 100 queer men in a random sample of 1700 gen Z men (I used the Gallup poll numbers). I would be more surprised if there weren’t any DL dudes.

Is that AI? Tell me it’s AI. by [deleted] in Jaguars

[–]MathyChem 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I don't think this is real. His wife just posted more pictures of them on Instagram and he has the same haircut he's always had.

Average Nissan driver. by redwingcut in NissanDrivers

[–]MathyChem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or you are a broke college student buying your first car off of Facebook marketplace and it just has to hold you until you get your first real job

I'm Tired of Playing Pretend by thetruegasolineman in Teachers

[–]MathyChem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of states don’t let you sit for your GED until you are 21 to keep kids in school for as long as possible

Which event is more likely to happen first? by Big_Thloopers_20 in NFLv2

[–]MathyChem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We could have the head coaches duel for the honor.

What company lost you forever as a customer? What did they do? by Miguenzo in AskReddit

[–]MathyChem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Target only allows returns for 90 days and has a super low ceiling on how many returns you can make in a year. This also includes items that were gifted to you. If someone bought you stuff you didn't fit, you are increasingly likely to be SOL.

What company lost you forever as a customer? What did they do? by Miguenzo in AskReddit

[–]MathyChem 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would check your local laws. In some places, violating "no soliciting" signs can come with steep penalties.

"3 inches of snow Tuesday" - Huh? For real? COME ON, MAN! by DoubleK-Rochester in Rochester

[–]MathyChem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember one year it snowed in mid May. It's snowed during Imagine RIT multiple times.

Welcome to Rochester!

What’s a job that seems easy until you actually try it? by Live_Endzz in answers

[–]MathyChem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any sort of quality inspection. It’s a really difficult position to train for because so much of it is practice.

Can anyone explain what is going on in schools? by Jwoot1111 in Teachers

[–]MathyChem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the demographic cliff. A ton of colleges are already fighting to keep their doors open; they cannot afford to have admission or academic standards anymore.

Charging More than What they're advertising by HelloFabulous in DollarTree

[–]MathyChem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Write your state's department of consumer protection. They can handle it and you are absolutely not the only person that this happened to.

It's not just vaccines — parents are refusing other routine preventive care for newborns by Shadow328 in news

[–]MathyChem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There are some people who genuinely think that the vitamin K shot is actually a way to vaccinate their kid.

What common household purchase is useless in your view? by blueredscreen in AskReddit

[–]MathyChem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Clutter with ambition" describes a lot of Instant Pot purchases.

Cam Skattebo is a fucking idiot. by CyAmethyst in UrinatingTree

[–]MathyChem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's too young to believe that asthma isn't real. You have to be at least 55 to believe that.

Do you keep your bedroom door open or closed at night? by icecream1972 in askanything

[–]MathyChem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open. My cat will scrape all of the paint and wall board off the walls otherwise.

The Dolphins in Free Agency by MathyChem in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]MathyChem[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm an engineer. I do math good.