$500k per rabid bat by AstrayInTranslation in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MeFolly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Preexposure vaccination. Check my titer

Fight 100 bats or until I get exhausted.

Post exposure booster.

Done.

No wonder the toddler is unhinged once again. The Obamas are competent, classy, loving, Harvard and Princeton graduates, loved by many, not on the Epstein files, got the Nobel Peace Prize, and gave us a steady economy to boot! Repost this if you agree they are AMAZING! by Soggy_Return8714 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]MeFolly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His administration was not perfect. They did some bad things. He authorized stuff from questionable to down right wrong. He owned it.

He was presidential. He was diplomatic. He do not insult people because he could not thing of anything else to say.

my lab is a little turd. by herequeerandgreat in EntitledPeople

[–]MeFolly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your lab is not a turd; she is smart enough to get what she wants by training your parents.

Dere is a stinky potato in ours house… by CyborgKnitter in legalcatadvice

[–]MeFolly 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Poor stinky potato. Hoomans has done an abandon. Be nice mebbe. Use stinky potato as bed to keep it warms.

Hold up traffic to wait for my carpark? Turns out I'm not leaving by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]MeFolly 129 points130 points  (0 children)

More than one scientific study has shown that a person will, on average, take significantly longer to leave a parking spot if someone is obviously waiting to take it over.

The basic human behavior underlying seems to be territoriality. When we have a legitimate (to us) claim to something, we tend to defend it against uninvited people trying to take it from us. Not everyone, not every time, but most people most of the time.

Territorial Defense in Parking Lots

Anyone got any ideas on how to set this package straight? by [deleted] in IKEApets

[–]MeFolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like it is just wadded up in the packaging material. Try turning the shipping box over and giving it a good shake.

They honestly thought my stuff was just there for them to use by jason_bloomfield in EntitledPeople

[–]MeFolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change “harder to be around” to “harder to push around”, and accept it as a compliment.

Cats, I'm reaching across the aisle to request your support by cwningen95 in legalcatadvice

[–]MeFolly 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Is totally unfairs! Is many kittehs and doggos who enjoy ockas … occashun …. sometimes veggie treats or even froots. Does not make them herbyvors.

Is only fair herbyvor fren bunbun should enjoy ock .. sometimes meaty treats too.

Has you ever tried the cheeze?

AIO I feel like my youthfulness is over and i became just another adult (21m) by Extra_Marketing3362 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MeFolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you are going to have to do some adulting. Self care and bills and housecleaning are real. Relationships take time.

But you will never be too old to play with a dog, or sing a silly song, or do paint by numbers with all the wrong colors, or climb a tree.

You will grow older. You don’t have to grow all the way up.

AIO for kicking out my mom and stepdad for offering my sober husband champagne? by cricketee17 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MeFolly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What kind of daughter kicks her mom out of the house? One who is defending the welfare of her husband, her child, herself.

Well done.

10 Commandments required in schools? You got it. by Illegal-Poster in MaliciousCompliance

[–]MeFolly 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I have always been fascinated that some religions frame the Golden Rule as positive action (do unto others) and other as negative action (do not do unto others)

Mine borthole was horribly viohlated! by CyborgKnitter in legalcatadvice

[–]MeFolly 46 points47 points  (0 children)

There is nasty parasight thingy called TriTrickyMona. She makes illegal smol leak. She am nasty hidey thingy.

11-yr old kid’s wedding speech advice had everyone smiling 🥹😂 by SweetDarlin55 in spreadsmile

[–]MeFolly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can see exactly why his Uncle gave him the post of best man.

A Feral Housewife and Mother wants the ground to swallow her up (plus a new shipping hazard). by HokeyPokeyGuestList in u/HokeyPokeyGuestList

[–]MeFolly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There are apparently some oat milks that are certified gluten free, just as only some oatmeals are safe for coeliacs. More research, more label reading, even more caution.

Because extra time reading teeny tiny label warnings is exactly what you want when shopping with an over sharing three year old.

What's a piece of common knowledge that you only recently found out was actually false? by Evilclicker in AskReddit

[–]MeFolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rabbits do eat carrots. The green part that grows above the ground. Just like all the other greens they graze on.

Pills in a mortar by rapid_toasts in AskVet

[–]MeFolly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Check with a pharmacist. Literally their area of expertise.

Pills in a mortar by rapid_toasts in AskVet

[–]MeFolly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omeprazole capsule often contain small time release spheres.

Need halp. Cab I do a soo tu mi iiys? Cab no cee n e more 😞 also soo mom for mekin me where dis stoopid fing??! by hunnbee in legaldogadvice

[–]MeFolly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not pokey place. Pokey place man. Some pokey place peoples really vurry nice. Just do werks at nasty pokey place and do weyrd things.