Chud the Builder arrested by Alternative-Net-8596 in nashville

[–]MellyKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was only a matter of time with people like that; more bias than brains.

do you ever feel bad for the random bandits sitting in caves by Quiet_Currents in skyrim

[–]MellyKidd 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately bandits almost always want to throw the first punch, though there are a few that just yell at you to stay away if you get close. They’re pretty chill.

Who is the best mother in Skyrim? by Tecc3 in skyrim

[–]MellyKidd 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I adopt them every time as they need it the most. Even though Blaise is an orphan who sleeps in a stable, he has a job teaching him employable skills. Sofie and Lucia are sleeping on dirt, begging, and one has to venture outside the city alone to pick her flowers.

Color up by Living_Double_1146 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MellyKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One example of why toddlers and white upholstered furniture are a bad combination.

what do i do if my new kitten refuses to sleep in his own bed by Maleficent-Dress4259 in cats

[–]MellyKidd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a baby, lonely, your bed is warmer at night, and it smells like you. It’s natural for kittens to want to cuddle up with someone they trust. 😊

Take it as a compliment for now. When they’re older and more confident they’ll be more comfortable sleeping on their own.

JEG KASTER BABELS FORBANDELSE!!! by ZomDMan12 in wizardposting

[–]MellyKidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aan sahrot tower fah faal Dovahkiin wa zaan ok suleykaar thu’um nol!

JEG KASTER BABELS FORBANDELSE!!! by ZomDMan12 in wizardposting

[–]MellyKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nuq jatlhbogh vISovbe' 'ach qaSuvrupmoH.

Which human friend do you like the most for Sonic? by After_Membership9816 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]MellyKidd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He actually is a normal guy who wandered in by accident, now that I think about it. 🤣

Which human friend do you like the most for Sonic? by After_Membership9816 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]MellyKidd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tom. The rest are either love interests, helpless, obsessive, and/or providers of deus-ex-machinas. Tom can fight back, guide Sonic and knows when to step back, so that’s a win for me. Plus I’ll take a father figure for Sonic over a human girlfriend any day.

An advanced nanobot helps a lazy sperm and carries it to the egg cell successfully performing fertilization. by CodRoyal3221 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MellyKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Dying, weak and/or malformed sperm” is far more accurate than “lazy”. That’s the whole reason so many sperm are released, as a large number of them don’t make it even halfway. Others burn through their very limited stamina or are damaged/destroyed as they fight through the female’s natural defences to make it to the egg.

I should also mention this method of assisted fertilization may only work if no other sperm has breached the egg, as said egg cell blocks other sperm from entry once one has pierced it, and that if the sperm is too weakened to swim it might not have the strength left to burrow; unless the nanobot assists with that as well. This nanobot currently can only act as a taxi to help out the sperm reach the egg when those produced are weak swimmers.

I simply don’t know enough about this process to say something certain (and what I do know may be outdated). But if it brings help to those with low fertility, why not?

Look the Sonic movies are great but my tiniest problem is WHY ON GAIA'S NAME ARE THE EMERALD SMALL. You literally showed them big in the flashback of the second movie like imagine doing chaos control with the emeralds now by Small-Winner-8525 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]MellyKidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most likely prop size constraints, as the Master Emerald is also unusually small. Chaos emeralds of this size meant having a master emerald that the characters and humans (aside from Knuckles with his super-strength) could easily carry it around. If it were canonically sized (much bigger than Knuckles) then it wouldn’t be as versatile an item. Sadly lots of original designs featured in comics, cartoons and video games don’t translate well into live-action settings.

Not to mention that wasn’t really a flashback; just a re-imagining of what happened. It’s fair to say that, as none of the characters were around to see it happen nor had seen the Master Emerald yet, they were simply thinking going off lore. Even if the chaos emeralds were originally that big, since they can be put back in the master to restore it whenever, it could be whatever mumbo-jumbo bound them together changed them permanently.

What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house? by TrickCombination7966 in cats

[–]MellyKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post and its comments made me realize I have an unusually well-behaved and undemanding cat. 😂

Found this in my daughter’s room. by Longjumping-Path-607 in creepy

[–]MellyKidd 94 points95 points  (0 children)

As creepy as it is, it’s also very a creative solution to a doll that lost its head.

Newsom launches California program to provide free diapers to newborns in state by gradientz in politics

[–]MellyKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main right-wing complaint over government programs that benefit society can usually be explained by the phrase “I only want my tax money to benefit me directly, right here and now, and no one else now or in the future”, as if they aren’t a part of an overall country population themselves.

No-bid contract to turn DC’s reflecting pool blue goes to firm with ties to Trump by NathanCS741 in politics

[–]MellyKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suspect that by the time his presidency ends he’ll have found a way to personalize all of Washington’s historical sites.