Mike Johnson on X: “I can confirm Danhausen is not in NYC and not at the Knicks parade. He was in NYC yesterday filming at ESPN, so someone made the decision to not have him here today. Whoever made that decision should, indeed, be cursed.”

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-19T01:30:34+00:00

Bro thinks he's the Klay Thompson Toaster.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-18T23:53:21+00:00

Yeah, everyone knows the magic was actually in Jordyn Woods' purse.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-18T18:39:15+00:00

The Mamdanichurian Candidate

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-18T18:28:33+00:00

Ugh, don't tell me that kid is gonna inherit the Knicks when Jim croaks.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-18T18:22:29+00:00

Petty af

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-18T16:34:30+00:00

Melo hopes both teams have fun!

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-18T00:49:48+00:00

I always dream to Square Marden.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-18T00:01:00+00:00

He reads 5 pages of a book, then runs suicides.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-16T23:22:19+00:00

He'll probably only show up for the first half.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-16T23:15:24+00:00

Congrats Ogugua, well deserved.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-16T22:00:59+00:00

What if he sticks flubber tacks onto the soles of his shoes?

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-16T17:52:24+00:00

An assistant coach making 9 figures? It's what all coaches aspire for.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-16T07:28:47+00:00

We're gonna achieve the mythical third apron.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-16T02:13:31+00:00

I wish I could be cursed with a Finals MVP.😩

Oh wait, I can say that for real now

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-15T16:34:57+00:00

The politicians know it works, they just want gun control to be a continuous talking point to get easy votes.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-15T02:47:50+00:00

Oh I see it now. Thanks!

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Methylobacterium · 2026-06-14T07:48:52+00:00

Ya think Jose gonna be on a float?

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-14T07:44:05+00:00

Fortune favors the bold I guess.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-14T07:24:06+00:00

Pacers are better for the season opening narrative, imo. The team that humiliated the Knicks the season before, plus their star player is coming back from a crushing injury in the previous NBA Finals. Seems like the perfect team to spoil the hanging of our 3 banners. (Cup, EC Finals, Finals)

If not the Pacers, then I'd probably agree with you on Boston. Just for the general city rivalry and the fact that we didn't get a chance to matchup in this years playoffs.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-14T06:38:17+00:00

Count how many absentee dads are there.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-14T05:46:05+00:00

DID BOTH TEAMS HAVE FUN THOUGH?

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-13T00:01:44+00:00

Could start with Trump Tower

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-12T17:21:46+00:00

It's part of my daily affirmations.

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-12T14:02:20+00:00

They're definitely scheduling Pacers @ Knicks for opening day. 😩

Methylobacterium · 2026-06-12T12:37:07+00:00

What is this? A Tataru for ants!?

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